Malachi Says “No”!

Malachi O’Doherty, the freelance journalist and occasional expert on Norn iron have a lot in common.
He is the same age as me (61 ish).
We comes from West Belfast.
He went to the same Christian Brothers Grammar School as me and near contemporary Gerry Adams (65).
I confess that I dont remember either of them at school. I would have remembered the beards.

But the point is we were born Catholics and lived in West Belfast and witnessed the early years of The Troubles. He has even written about the year 1972.
There the similarity ends.
Malachi usually talks SHITE.
I never talk SHITE.

Last night at Platform for Change Event, Malachi said something interesting.
He has changed his mind about the Good Friday Agreement.
He voted YES in 1998. He would now vote NO.
This is also my position.

The Good Friday Agreement effectively ended the Troubles. Or brought us Passivity.
It was riddled with half-truths.
We called it Creative Ambiguity.
And it was held to be a strength.
What has happened since?
Well a number of factors.
To some extent, the SDLP are right to blame the sponsoring governments…Ireland, Britain, United States for not fully supporting the UUP and SDLP. And effectively changing sides to support DUP and Sinn Fein.
Yet it is hard to find a SDLP member other than myself…who blames SDLP (UUP were always useless) for being too anxious to placate David Trimble and frankly SDLP rested too much on their laurels when the Agreement was signed.
Twenty five years after the Sunningdale Agreement, Seamas Mallon memorably claimed that the Good Friday Agreement was “Sunningdale for Slow Learners”.
That looks hollow now.

Of course the Agreement was intended to tame the extremes(DUP and SF) and put UUP and SDLP in charge of a power sharing Executive.
Alas DUP and SF did not read the script.
They are now the undisputed champions of Unionism and Nationalism. They dont have to do anything.
As Alasdair McDonnell, SDLP Leader has noted when these parties agree…they bulldoze legislation past UUP and SDLP. When they disagree …things stagnate.
What they agree on most is preserving their own positions.
They NEED each other …to scare their own supporters.
And they operate as the Orange and Green wings of a One Party State (I think thats a phrase coined by SDLPs Mark Durkan).

The very Creative Ambiguity of the Good Friday Agreement…initially a perceived strength is actually its great weakness.
Like Malachi O’Doherty, I would now vote NO.
We got Peace ( more or less) but we hopelessly compromised ourselves.
Some aspects of the Good Friday Agreement have been dealt with….Policing and Decommissioning.
Other aspects….shelved. Bill of Rights. Irish Language Rights. Victims Rights. The Past.

And thats how DUP and Sinn Fein like it. And they have bought off the undemocratic and so called moderates in the Alliance Party with ministerial responsibility and salaries and perks, in excess of their democratic mandate.

We did not deal well with Post Conflict. We let it slip. That train has left the station and we did not get on board.
The Conflict Resolutionists tell us about Post Conflict.
They are too late.
We have now moved into Pre-Conflict.
I am not the only Cassandra saying this.
Last night, Malachi O’Doherty stated that the only way the present arrangement would be brought down is the same way the old regime ended in 1968 (sic).

He is right.

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Dog Shit…Alliance Steps In

Delighted as I am to see the Alliance Party skulk about in my street under the cover of darkness, I cant help notice that they refer to this place as “our area” but nobody here has ever seen an Alliance Party member…ever.
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“Are there problems with dog fouling in our (sic) area”?

Absolutely not. FitzjamesDog (Smokey) is a very large labrador and has absolutely no problem with toilet arrangements.
Unfortunately he is a large dog and I am a 61 year old man.
Lifting him off the ground and pointing his arse in the general direction of the “dog poop box” is causing me some difficulty.
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I would consider it a great favour if the Alliance Party could arrange to have one of these boxes relocated at ground level.

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Alliance Party…The Smoking Gun?

Interesting piece by Barton Creeth on an Alliance Party candidate in upcoming Local Elections.
Barton notes a “Stratagem” notepad in the Alliance Party HQ.
Is this the smoking gun that links Stratagem and Alliance?

And they called me paranoid.
Stratagem?
Alliance?
Rowntree Finance?
Slugger O’Toole?

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Alliance Party…The Hashtag Party?

I have to say that I am mildly amused at the hashtag “Aim High Vote Lo” as a campaign slogan for Alliance Euro candidate, Anna Lo.
But I cant help feeling that the Alliance Party did not think this one thru.

There are other Alliance people with unfortunate names.
Take 2015 and Naomi Long (the only Alliance person with balls) and she will be defending her East Belfast seat at Westminster.
Can I suggest….Naomi Five Years Too Long.

Of course in 2016 David Ford and Chris Lyttle might be defending their Assembly seats in South Antrim and East Belfast.
Hashtag….Drive Out A Ford.
Hashtag….Think Big…Dont Vote Lyttle.

Or maybe Norn Irons leading celebrity political couple…Mr and Mrs Parsley …will venture into electoral politics yet again.
Hashtag…Support Parsley..Vote Green.

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Congratulations Ellen

Delighted that my friend, Dr Ellen Tillman from Texas State University, has been awarded the prestigious Coffman Prize for Military History for 2014.
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I have known Ellen for many years thru Internet History forums.
She is an enthusiastic supporter of this Blog.
Last year Ellen invited me to Texas to talk to her post-graduate students about Norn Iron and Conflict Resolution. This was a genuinely life-changing experience for me…even at the ripe old age of sixty.
To see her recognised as one of the stars of her generation of historians is a great thrill.
Ellen has a fascination with footnotes…and pointing in that authorative way at things.image

Proud of my friend.
“Sail on Silver Girl….Sail on By.
Your Time Has Come To Shine.” (Paul Simon).

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Didn’t Sleep A Wink Last Night

The thought that the Alliance Party has posted a newsletter thru my front door and Smokey (FitzjamesDog) didnt even bark…has caused me a sleepless night.
I was worried that they might come back at 3am. It’s the sneaky kinda thing they do.
Mrs FitzjamesHorse assures me that they don’t attack at night. But I think thats the Apaches or the Sioux.

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The Alliance Party…In My Street!!!!!

I can hardly believe this myself.
I went into the hall last night and discovered the Alliance Party….the Feckin Alliance Party had dropped a leaflet thru my letter-box.
Quite wisely, they did not hang about to engage me on their policies….top most how to get on to a Quango.

But they did leave a questionnaire. And even a Freepost envelope so that I can tell them my concerns….like they are the most undemocratic party in Norn Iron.

I should manage a 2,000 word essay to return to them.

The Alliance Party…in my street!!!! Almost as bad as an Orange Parade. I might have to form a residents committee to ensure they dont come back.

I have lived in this house twenty years and never even seen anyone from the Alliance Party.
They did not even field a candidate in this District Electoral Area.
And at the 2011 Assembly Election, I had to write to the Alliance candidate to tell him that I wouldn’t be voting for him.

So what’s all this about.
Sadly the Alliance Newsletter from our “Alliance Team” omitted to mention that our Local Council Elections are just three months away. But it would be kinda naive to think that Alliance are suddenly taking an interest in our little nationalist village out of the goodness of their letsgetalongerist hearts.

See….with the new Super Councils, our DEA (where no Alliance person has ever been) will be merged with the neighbouring DEA….and it has a sitting Alliance councillor….
Suddenly it all makes sense.

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“Blue Bloods” TV Series…And Norn Iron

Great to see a reference to Norn Iron on my favourite “cop” show “Blue Bloods”. The Show features three generations of New York, Irish-American police officers. Tom Sellek plays the Police Commissioner.
Tonight’s episode featured an attack a bomb attack on a New York mosque.
At the Dinner Table, a grandson of the Police Commissioner asks if Catholic Churches are bombed.

“Well lately…in Pakistan, Nigeria….and Northern Ireland” says the Police Commissioner.

Good to see a realistic assessment of Norn Iron in TV Drama.
I dont suppose that the Conflict Resolutionists, LetsGetAlongerists and the Tourist Board like the realistic image.
We must live with the unremitting positive image of Police and Fire Games, Titanic, G8….and the newest nonsense Giro d’Italia (the Tour of Italy cycle race will start in Belfast in May).

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Not The Wizard Of Oz

First off, Id like to pay tribute to Barton Creeth, who is quite simply the nicest guy in the small pool of Norn Iron Bloggers. If you haven’t read his blog….you should.
Last weekend Barton got a real scoop. Interviewing Justin Cartwright, SDLP Council candidate for Balmoral in Belfast, Barton got a great quote. Justin described himself as “an economic unionist”.
This quote has now got into the Twittersphere, threads on Slugger O’Toole and the mainstream newspapers. Justin Cartwright has since been interviewed on a local radio station.

Some declarations of interest here. I am a member of SDLP. I have never met Justin Cartwright. I am a Socialist, a Republican and a Nationalist.
Typically this quote has attracted the attention of those (Sinn Fein and Alliance) who want to exploit it to embarrass the SDLP and indeed by self declared “Progressives” (the name by which LetsGetAlongerists prefer to be known) who welcome the statement.

I dont know much about Justin Cartwright. I heard him speak with some confidence at a SDLP Conference. Slightly older, I would guess than the majority of SDLP Youth, who are only now breaking out from “student politics”.

He is of course an Australian, who moved here when he married a Belfast girl. With a pedigree in Australian Labour Politics, he is to be congratulated on joining the sister party SDLP. It is hardly a perfect fit for him…there is no good reason why Justin should be an Irish “nationalist”.
Nor was there any good reason for any of the five or six Polish, Portuguese and Lithuanian candidates for SDLP in the 2011 Local Elections to be Irish nationalists.
To their credit, they joined and campaigned for the local franchise holder of Social Democracy.
They paid a price for involvement. None were elected.
And some saw their SDLP Election posters and their national flags on Orange bonfires.
Yet in joining the SDLP, they joined a party…with a committment to social democracy, civil rights and all the good “lefty stuff”….and Irish Unity.
They might well be indifferent about Irish Unity…but they are not indifferent to a just society.
In joining SDLP, they did not seek to change the SDLP DNA.
The problem with Justin Cartwright being an “economic unionist” is in part signalling that this is the direction the SDLP should go.
And of course, I have often referred to the fact that the biggest and prime challenge SDLP has…is re-connecting with voters who have supported Sinn Fein in the last decade. As I have publicly stated, I am one of these voters myself and as I have seen myself there is evidence of some progress in that direction.
In my view,Justin Cartwright undermines that good work.
The SDLP fights elections on two fronts.
It is near impossible to woo “nationalist” and “letsgetalongerist” voters.
For all the nice things that the usual suspects in the South Belfast MetroTextual “bubble” say about “progressive” voices in SDLP, there is no reward at the ballot box.

Make no mistake this is as much about the “South Belfast Bubble” talking shop….literally coffee shop politics…than it is about broader reality in Norn Iron.
Incidently, you might wonder why no reference was made on The Slugger O’Toole site to the other foreign nationals who have stood for SDLP…surely its relevant.
And you might also wonder why Ian Parsley who contributed to the thread did not mention that his wife, Paula Bradshaw is standing for the Alliance Party in Balmoral DEA.

Is it simply a tussle between the Red Wing and the Green Wing in SDLP?
Well obviously I would deny such wings exist.
And I say this because the “green” Republicanism and “red” social democracy are well mixed in SDLP DNA.
My Republicanism and my Socialism are entwined.
My nationalism? What’s the problem with being Irish and wanting Irish Unity.
Its no different from British nationalist or Australian nationalist.
The British Labour Party and the Australian Labour Party are….nationalist.

Of course there are times for SDLP when the green or red is too pronounced in individuals and we are right to be wary of such people.
For example I voted for Gerry Fitt…who became an Independent Socialist.
In Coleraine people voted for Billy Leonard who defected to Sinn Fein.
In Cookstown people voted for Paddy Duffy who defected to Irish Independence Party.
In Downpatrick, people voted for Patrick Clarke who defected to Alliance.

And thats hardly unique.
In 2011 people voting UUP saw Basil McCrea and John McCallister form NI21.
In 2011 people voting UUP saw Fred Cobain join DUP.
In 2011, people voting UUP saw David McNarry join UKIP.
In 2009, people voting Alliance saw Ian Parsley join UFCNP.
In 2010, people voting UFCNP saw Ian Parsley (again) join Alliance.
In 2010, people voting UFCNP saw Paula Bradshaw (Mrs Parsley) join Alliance.
In 2010, people voting UFCNP saw Trevor Ringland join the Conservative Party.
In 2007, people voting Sinn Fein saw Gerry McHugh defect to Fianna Fáil (I think)
In 2004, people voting DUP saw Jim Allister form TUV.

So I think that SDLP voters are entitled to ask if Justin Cartwright is a Defection Waiting To Happen.
I dont suppose that Justin’s SDLP posters will end up on an Orange bonfire in July. Annd I daresay that loyalists would have an ethical dilemna of sorts about burning the Australian flag. It has after all got a little British flag on it.
But this is the South Belfast “bubble” and normal political rules dont apply. The six Assembly seats are held by five different parties…UUP, DUP, Sinn Fein and Alliance have one each and SDLP has two.
In the coffee shops on Lisburn Road and the Italian restaurants around QUB, the so-called “progressives” in SDLP, Alliance, NI21, Green, UUP and the LabourNI eejits tweet their admiration for each other.
They have actually more in common with each other than their own party colleagues beyond South Belfast.

So it is NOT about Green Wing and Red Wing politics in SDLP.
But it is about something entirely different.
It is about “Traditional” and so-called “Progressive” Wings in SDLP.
It IS about changing the direction of the SDLP.
But this is NOT the chosen battleground.
The chosen battleground is the SDLP Constitution and the issue is “One Person, One Vote”, a measure which would strengthen the hand of “Progressives”, numerically strong in places like South Down and of course South Belfast and frustrated that the “delegate” system gives too much influence to “Traditionalists”, west of the Bann.
We are already at the dangerous stage where A handful of branches such as Balmoral wield too much influence.
Thats the REAL STORY here.

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I Have Decided To Join The Alliance Party

What can I say? Its one of those U-turns for which I am famous.
The news today that Duncan Morrow has announced his candidacy for Alliance in the Botanic DEA has stirred me into action. Duncan is a member of a family I much admire. Indeed his parents were guests at our wedding thirty one years ago.
And Duncan himself was at my mother-in-laws funeral three years ago.

And Duncan …now a lecturer at UUJ…is a nephew of Addie Morrow, former Deputy Leader of the Alliance Party and arguably the last person in the Alliance Party, who I liked.

And Duncan comes from a background in Community Relations. Modestly the Alliance Party website merely states he is an expert in Community Relations. But that is much too modest …Duncan was Chief Executive Officer of the Community Relations Council.

Somewhat coincidently, Peter Osborne the current Chair of the CRC is a former Chair of the Alliance Party. And a former Alliance councillor in Castlereagh.
Peter only took over the Chair a few months ago, having been Chair of the Parades Commission until late last year.
Even more coincidently the most recent Chair of Alliance…Glynn Roberts…was appointed to the Parades Commission late last year. Sadly within a few weeks Glynn stepped down because of logistical difficulties and we are denied his expertise in this important area of our lives.

Just for the record, the current Chair of Alliance is Andy Muir, who is the current Mayor of North Down.

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