Stuart Hall Jailed

Stuart Hall, for five decades the voice of the BBC in Manchester has been sent to prison for fifteen months for abusing young girls. Now in his eighties,the light sentence reflects his age. Yet it sends out a signal to those celebrities charged with serious offences, the kind of sentence they might expect if found Guilty. Few will shed any tears for the BBC man.

It surely also sends a signal to Journalists charged with serious offences. The Public Mood is always a factor….as it was when Members of Parliament were being hauled before the courts.

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The Eagle Has Landed…Rolling Blog Of Sorts

So …Air Force One has landed. And the only question I want to ask is when do they all go home. G8…sick of it already. Not without its funny side. Noel Thompson did not know it was the Lord Lieutenant  (Lady?) from County Antrim who welcomed President Obama at Aldergrove Airport. ” There goes my knighthood” joked Thompson but  unionists would have expected better from the BBC. In fairness nobody knows we actually have a Lord or Lady Lieutenant. To set the record straight, her name is …..no its gone. but she is hardly a household name in her own household. What else did we learn so far….well nationalists wont be thrilled that David Cameron presumes to welcome President Obama to Norn Iron. We have learned that the US Consulate was so impressed with an essay written by a pupil from Methody (where else?), a girl pupil (obviously) and in a few minutes she will welcome President Obama on to the stage. I am guessing that Hannah Nelson will be …coincidently….photogenic. image

Yes. I put Ms Nelson on “mute”. I have heard too many confident, articulate teenagers talk about how much they want Peace.

image I did listen to the First Lady. Pleasant but patronising.

image President Obama has star quality. Frankly he has nothing else. He name- checked all the right places and people. …the politicians, Rory McIlroy, “Dame” Mary Peters, Seamas Heaney…even getting in “whats the craic?”. And yet he was at his best talking about new generations creating space for tolerance.

image Peter Robinson, Martin McGuinness, “Lord” Mayor  Mairtin O’Muilleoir and Patrick Corrigan of Amnesty (and occasionally Slugger O’Toole).

There was something slightly uncomfortable. Did we really need Bill Clinton to tell us all how wonderful we all are? Do we really need Barak Obama to remind us? Are we so lacking in confidence that we crave being patronised?

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Barak Obama Is No Martin Sheen

Postcard 7I was as pleased as most Europeans with the election of Barak Obama in 2008. I certainly got the whole “History being made” thing. But even then I was realistic enough to know that Obama was going to be President of the United States and would act …as he saw it…in the interests of the United States.

He is not the “Leader of the Free World”. Thats an American myth. He has disappointed many people…liberals and to the left. And worse, he has been a total disappointment to the millions of Americans who actually believed in him in 2008.

So I cannot understand the hero-worship as he lands in Belfast tomorrow. Perhaps Belfast or Dublin are the only places who still think he has star quality. He hasnt. The best American President since World War Two was Martin Sheen.

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NI21: A Model Party?

With Alliance Internet warriors now attacking NI21 on Slugger O’Toole, I am indebted to “Granni Trixie” , the Boedica of Alliance warrior tribe for the information that NI21s launch was organised by a model agency headed by a model called Cathy Martin. Not so much the knives coming out as the claws coming out. Miaoooow.

In fairness, I have never heard of Cathy Martin or her model agency. Strictly in the interests of research I must google Cathy Martin and her models. In great detail. I do not want to appear ungallant but I was at the launch of NI21 and while there was certainly some nice looking women around, none actually struck me as being “models”.

While Granni wonders on Slugger whether the models will do the “legwork” (is that some kinda Freudian thing?), I was reminded of the first Alliance person I ever saw….outside St Aidans School on Assembly Election Day in June 1973. She was 20ish…..and simply stunning. Stunning. The most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

I wonder if forty years on ….I wonder if she remembers me fondly….boyish good looks and a natural easy going charm. And my chat up line “if all Alliance people looked like you, I would vote for them”.

Wonder what she is doing now? Contributing to Slugger O’Toole? Surely not.

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SDLP and Sinn Fein: How It Was

One of the books on the Troubles, it might even be Brian Feeney’s book on SDLP and Sinn Fein describes the early 1970s Sinn Fein manifestation as non combatants…the parents and wives of the activists in the Irish Republican Army.

Search the archives of The Irish News or example and look at the “Letters Page” and you will see letters from the SF Cumann in the New Lodge Road (they wrote a lot of stuff) and indeed other parts of Belfast but they really only existed on paper.

I joined SDLP in West Belfast and never had a cross word with any Sinn Fein person…largely because they were not actively involved in electoral politics and (whisper it gently to SF supporters) but they actually NEEDED the SDLP. The Falls Branch of the SDLP operated out of a small terraced house in the same row as Andersonstown RUC station. In the nature of these things, arrests….many of innocent people picked up in scoops were a worry to local people. It fell to people like local SDLP Assemblymen such as Paddy Devlin, Desmond Gillespie and Vincent McCloskey to advocate for some very distressed families. For the families, including those non combatants close to the Provisionals, it as the only option.

Is there a parallel today? Yes. Dissident Republicans and their families have …in my view correctly have been reprsented by SDLP MLAs. SDLP people took a lot of flak from unionists in the 1970s as they have in 2013 for advocating for say Marion Price. Simply put in 1973 there was no other option.

I have often spoke of nights when I accompanied Desmond Gillespie to Andersonstown and Springfield Road RUC stations for a distressed mother.

Where they grateful? Well ….publicly no and privately yes. Although on one occasion sitting in Desmond’ s house, I saw people he had helped holding a protest outside. No big deal. Its how it was. The real point is that at no time did I as a SDLP member feel any kind of animosity to or from Sinn Fein. I canvassed houses that had posters supporting internees and had a bit of banter but never a cross word and even on occasions the promise of a vote because theres nobody else.

I did experience animosity from Republican Clubs and subsequent manifestations of the Stickies. They were after all electoral rivals.

Important here to stress that I left Belfast in 1979 and left the SDLP in 1981/82 and took no further active interests in politics until a few years ago. Of course this period co-incides with the Hunger Strikes and the entry of Sinn Fein into electoral politics. So really the rivalry and animosity dates from that time.

I make no secret of the fact that I am a pan- nationalist with SDLP gene pool leanings. At this precise moment in time, I am not a member of the Party….largely because I am too lazy to hand over £10 membership fee.

In the 1980s I voted 1 SDLP and 2 SF. From 1993 I voted 1 SF and 2 SDLP. Now I am primarily voting SDLP and SF is my secondary choice. Re-engaging with SDLP in 2010/11, it annoys me when people talk of “Shinners”. Of course I also dislike talk of “Stoops”.

Of course for three decades now SDLP and SF have been canvassing across the road from each other in Ballycolman in Strabane, the Creggan in Derry and Ballymurphy in Belfast. A lot of rivalry and a lot of animosity has built up.

I suspect the average SDLP member would not five a second preference vote to a Shinner and I suspect the average SF member would not give a second preference to a Stoop. It has little to do with policy and much to do with personal history.

Of course SDLP and SF MEMBERS are not representative of the feeling within nationalism. Inter party tranfers ar the norm.

There may be 28 Sinn Fein members in the Assembly. There may be 14 SDLP members but the key statistic for the vast majority of the nationalist voters is that there are 42 of “us”.

To be frank there are many people in SDLP who would accept 40 nationalist MLAs if 21 were SDLP. And there are many people in SF who would be happy with 40 nationalist MLAs if 32 were SF.

I firmly believe that nationalism NEEDs two Parties. For me…at this point in time the balance is wrong but nationalists NEED choice. The disappearance of Sinn Fein would lead to a growth in abstentionism. And the disappearance of SDLP would only benefit LetsGetALongerism.

I dont like electoral pacts. I dont like coalitions. People are wise enough to make their #1 and #2 choices.

On two recent occasions…Derry and Rostrevor …I have heard Conall McDevitt speak about nationalism needing a conversation with itself….Sinn Fein must be part of that.

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SDLP and Sinn Fein

There was a conference at University of Ulster yesterday. Unfortunately due to a logistical problem, I did not get to attend. It was actually in the form of a series of discussions…one of which was on the relationship between SDLP and Sinn Fein.

I will post my thoughts later.

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Fitzjames Horse MBE

I am honoured and a little surprised to have been awarded the MBE for services to Blogging. As a nationalist, republican and socialist, I thought long and hard about accepting it. Turning it down would be a selfish act because I am merely the figurehead for “Keeping An Eye On The Czar Of Russia” and although the MBE is awarded to me, I will be accepting it in the names of all those commenters (sic) who have played a role in making this Blog a success. So I hope you all feel a part of it.

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

As I predicted….and even a broken clock is right twice a day….Alliance are the Party most affected by the emergence of NI21. Far too early to say if NI21 will have any impact on Norn Iron politics or whether Basil McCrea and John McCallister lose their seats in 2016 and they become a footnote in Norn Iron History…a good subject for a Politics dissertation at Queens in about fifteen years time.

Either way, Alliance are taking no chances. They will have learned a lesson from the Womens Coalition taking precious votes andseats in the elections after the Good Friday Agreement. They lost votes to “amateurs”.

So predictably the Alliance Party is taking no chances with NI21. Having failed to woo Basil and John, they now have to kill off the new Party. And reveal themselves as the nasty Party.

One of the first attack dogs out of the traps is Ian Parsley over on Slugger? Parsley, you may recall was the Alliance Partys candidate in the 2009 European Election before defecting to the UUP-Conservative coalition to be a candidate in the 2010 Westminster Election….before er…defecting back to the Alliance Party last year. What is he up to, criticising other defectors like Bail and John? Surely he cannot have his eye on Stewart Dicksons Alliance seat in East Antrim? I hope Mr Parsley clarifies that having let his supporters down so badly in 2009, he would not even think about standing AGAIN for Alliance. Surely the wisest thing to do….in the event of Dickson standing down….is to back the candidature of his wife…Paula Bradshaw …who has only one defection to her name (UUP-Tory to Alliance in 2010).

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G8….Wake Me Up When It’s Over

As part of the whole normalisation process which we must accept…the G8 Summit is coming to County Fermanagh next week. To be honest I prefer that whole Titanic crap and that Derry City of Culture nonsense. Possibly even the MTV Award Show which was more normalisation rubbish. Call me crazy but Id rather listen to Justin Bieber than David Cameron and Id rather look at Selina Gomez than Angela Merkel.

Yet we must have the G8 to show we are normal and so that David Cameron and Peter Robinson can welcome the worlds leaders to ” County Fermanagh in the United Kingdom” while Martin McGuinness looks suitably embarrassed. And we must have the photo-opportunity of the Japanese Prime Minister (too lazy to look his name up on Wikipedia) having a glass of Bushmills in a pub in Enniskillen, the Italian Prime Minister (whover he is) banging a Lambeg drum at the Marble Arch caves, Barak Obama signing the visitors book at the Ulster-American Folk Park in County Tyrone before he pays tribute to the many Ulster-Scots who played such a crucial role in blah blah John Dunlap….blah blah Davey Crockett….blah blah Archbishop Hughes….blah blah American GIs in WW2…. blah blah Peace Process….delightful display of Scottish Country Dancing and Irish Dancing by photogenic children who will win the hearts of the folks back home watching CBS News. Not forgetting Vladimir Putin playing golf and Angela Merkel visiting the Belleek Pottery Factory. If County Monaghan is still twinned with Prince Edward Island, then the Canadian Prime Minister (name available on wikipedia) will go there. Francois Hollande will be swinging a caman (hurling stick) at a sliothar (ball) in Irvinestown.

It is all of course complete and utter BOLLIX. Arlene Foster Minister for Enterprise and herself a Fermanagh woman will be yapping away about the economic boost that G8 will bring. Actually the only benefit will be the money handed over by journalists to local pubs. For the average Norn Iron journalist will think its Christmas, working with CNN, Fux News and the worlds media. So while cash is changing hands, some of it even invoiced, while the worlds leaders are talking about Global Tax Evasion. ….no journalist will be reporting that everything next week is complete and utter BOLLIX.

The only party poopers will be the usual anti- capitalist demonstrators. Leisure centres in Belfast will be makeshift holding centres and special courts will be in session and police officers will be shipped in from England to back up the local PSNI. Throughout Norn Iron, people will be disrupted and schoolchildren asked to go to school two hours earlier. All to prove Norn Iron is a stable society. Normalisation????

Yet all those extra English policemen….could we not just ask them to stick around for an extra month. …to deal with the annual anarchy of Orange marches. I dont suppose that will happen.

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The Secret Life Of Keano (aka Fitzjames Cat)

Great documentary on BBC Horizon last night. The Secret Life Of Cats. I confess to being a Cat Person. Keano, now almost twelve years old is the family pet.

It has always struck me as odd that Wildlife documentaries are always about polar bears, stick insects and elephants but David Attenborough has never really told us anything about the domestic cat. And yet most cat people will confess to knowing next to nothing about our pets. David Attenborough probably knows nothing about cats.

Keano is a prime example. He has me on “Keano Time” which means that I rarely get more than four hours straight sleep. He nibbles my fingers at least twice a night….which is a pretty direct way of saying “Feed me” and he comes and goes thru the bathroom window to do his ablutions or lie in the sun. Mostly he just lazes around…

The really odd thing is that he NEVER inconveniences Mrs FJH. Even when I was in Texas, Keano never bothered her. His life has been disrupted recently as one of my sons and family have moved in with us for a while…and part of my sons family is Smokey, a gentle but large five year old Labrador.

This means that Keano finds it more convenient to live in our bedroom for the duration and Smokey is largely confined to the living room. Of course, occasionally their paths cross.

As Keano tells me nothing, I watched last nights documentary hoping to learn mor about cats. A small English village…and fifty cats were selected to be electronically tagged and fitted with cameras to see what they actually did and where they went, when they disappeared thru the cat flap.

Some cats wandered off in a fairly wide circle. Keano for example rarely ventures beyond our garden and has never crossed the road. The cats rarely encounter each other…they have a bizarre time share arrangemnt which allows them to avoid each other. Occasionally they have that strange “stand off” but its mostly hissing and verbals. They try and avoid fights and seemingly the more violent episodes only occur when the cats immediate home territory is breached…the feeding area, nesting area.

Of course, a week-long experiment involving fifty cats will involve some dead birds and rodents but perhaps not as much as anticipated. Part of the patroling routine involves hunting exercises rather than actual hunting. In domestic situations a cat rarely needs to kill a mouse…we would not be without a cat because we believe Keanos presence is probably enough. Embarassingly for some owners, their cats raided the homes of other cats to plunder the neighbours cat food.

A great insight into cats…but if I have a criticism it would be that there wasnt enough bout the life of the Cat INSIDE the family home. We did discover that cats request feeding in the same frequency that human babies use….but there was no real insight into how the mind of a cat works.

Cats are of course increasingly well fed and increasingly domesticated. They are for the most part simply pets rather than working farm animals. And are actually evolving at a very fast pace.

Interesting documentary….but Keano took no interest.

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