“Royal” Baby For Twelfth?

As Riots loom over next two or three days, we need something to get the Orange Order off the hook. A “Royal” Baby???

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Six Hundred ” British” Policemen

It was perhaps inevitable after the G8 Summit that “British” police would be flown into Norn Iron for the Twelfth.
There is perhaps a great principle for Republicans. BRITISH police!!!! In Norn Iron???
Personally I am very relaxed about it all. If “British” policemen start battering nationalist residents off their own streets, I will be of course outraged.
On the other hand, if they start battering the Orange camp followers…I suppose I could live it.
The most likely scenario is that the “British” police will be on traffic duty and routine amiable patrolling in small places like Rathfriland or Moneymore. They will be well away from the action. They will be using their cellphones and posting pics on Facebook. And tweeting the wife and/or girlfriend back home in London, Grimsby and Margate.
” Me and an Orangeman”
” Me and a Lambeg Drum”
One or two might get berated by some nutter in the field at Bally-Go-Backwards. But …the overtime money will be handy.
But no epic poem. “Into the Valley of Death Rode the Six Hundred…,”
I dont know if it could start a precedent.
PSNI officers policing the Notting Hill Carnival perhaps.

But …if money is no object… why not just fly the Orangemen, their bands and supporters to England for the day. Residents in Ardoyne would be delighted. Not sure what they would make of it all in London, Grimsby and Margate.

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Parades Commission Ruling

Three days to the Twelfth.
The Parades Commission has ruled that the Orange Order cannot return home via the Ardoyne Shops. Of course that decision might be reversed.
Good news for nationalists.
Bad news for unionists.
Zero Sum. Thats how it is.

Sit back for a few days and watch unionists do the whole Angry Thing.

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Andy Murray…The New (Scottish) Rory McIlroy

Now that Rory McIlroy has gone off the boil a bit, I see Slugger O’Toole has adopted Andy Murray.
McIlroy…from Holywood is I suppose a hero for us all. LetsGetAlongerists claim him most I suppose. Unionists and Nationalists are a bit wary of him.
Slugger O’Toole’s Dimbleby has of course been supporting Scottish “unionism” so I suppose its only right that Andy Murray is fought over by Scottish unionists and Scottish nationalists. Maybe he isa Scottish letsgetalongerist.

Meanwhile one Jacobite (they havent gone away you know) emails me to point out the irony of David CAMERON meeting Andy MURRAY at Downing Street.

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Two Cheers For Naomi Long

Its an ill wind that blows no good.
In 2010, Naomi Long was the beneficiary of a scandal within the DUP.
The goings on …both personal and professional…led the good folks in the Belmont Bowling Club to vote for Naomi Long in the 2010 Westminster Election.
And a year later, it helped Chris Lyttle and Judith Cochrane into the Assemblŷ.
Even within the Alliance Party there appears a deep disappointment at the performance of their two most youthful MLAs.
And of course the Flegs Dispute has at least an aspect of DUP revenge at Naomi winning the seat in 2010. And the DUP wants that seat back. Obviously I wish them well.
If Naomi saw the writing on the wall….literally …in December 2012, she will be heartened that the new scandal within DUP is centred on East Belfast.
There is…we are told…no smoking gun.
Alas, the Petition of Concern which the DUP used yesterday ensures that we wont have access to the library to check for the smoking gun. And with the passage of time, the gun could disappear anyway…along with a lot of forensics and people might have time to co-ordinate their recollections.
So Naomi and indeed every non-DUP person is inclined to stand at the door of the locked library and say that they smell sulphur.
It does not actually matter whether they can smell anything at all.
The really important thing is that non-DUP people SAY that they smell something.
In the absence of evidence, it is enough to create an impression.

Thus Saint Naomi the Good suggests that the real answer lies in the transparency of political donations. And points out…by the by…that the Alliance Party is the only local Party which publishes a list of donations.
Well…that SOUNDS good.
But if you visit the Alliance Party website (I DID and I feel unclean) the declarations are as dull as the Alliance Party itself.
Its basically a non declaration.
Alliance gets funding from (yawn) the Norn Iron Assembly.
And has some rent free accomodation. but dont get excited cos thats basically an Aliance company…directors include David Ford.
So no big deal.
Nothing to declare.
Well…this Alliance transparency begins in 2011.
which funnily enough is the year of the last Assembly Election.
Which funnily enough means that the £98,000 received from the Rowntree Reform Trust is not in the declaration.

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Battle Of Falkirk 2013

The row between the Unite Trade Union and the ragbag assortment of unreconstructed Bliarites like Jim Murphy and Douglas Alexander is interesting and a peculiar Labourite form of the politics of envy.
Tories like to accuse Labour of basing policies such as taxing the rich as “envy” but consider the two if not three strands which make up Labour activists in Britain.

You might actually be an individual who joins a constituency Labour Party and works your way up to be a candidate for a town council before having a go at being the parliamentary candidate.

That was not the route chosen by Tony B Liar…who went all the way to be MP for Sedgefield. Or Peter Mandelson Hartlepool, David Miliband to South Shields or Ed Miliband to Doncaster. Or Caroline Flint to Don Valley.
Or Jim Murphy. Yes what about Jim? I dont get him at all.
Or Douglas Alexander, Political Advisor to Gordon Brown.
or Wendy Alexander, all the way from advising Donald Dwear to leading the Labour Party in Scotland.
Its good to see that good Labour Party stalwarts in safe Labour seats were persuaded by the sheer personality of these people…the unkind alternative view would be that a load of careerist professional politicians who had never actually had a real job …were parachuted into safe seats on the advice of Labour Party HQ.

Which makes the row over selection for a Labour candidate for Falkirk a bit odd. All of these people…who have never seen the inside of a factory (except when being shown around during a constituency tour) in their working lives presume to tell Len McCluskey a former Liverpool dock worker that he is interfering in the selection of a Labour candidate.

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SpAd, Spam, SpAd, Spam, SpAd, Spam, SpAd, Spam…..NIHE

So Nelson McCausland, Peter Robinson, DUP, Stephen Brimstone (honestly thats his name), NIHE, Red Sky, Councillor Jenny Palmer in Lisburn….I have been thinking and ya know what?
I dont give a tinkers curse about any of it.
I am supposed to be outaged…and to be honest Im not at all outraged.
Theres a dreary predictability to it all.
And it will all quietly be swept aside.

Unionists dont like the Norn Iron Housing Executive. An unwieldy and flawed beaurocracy certainly but the real reason that it is a target for Minister McCausland is that it was set up in early 1970s as a non-sectarian alternative to unionists allocating public sector housing to their undeserving supporters.
Anyone really surprised?
The NIHE used to have staff that carried out housing repairs . This is privatised. the work is not done, it is badly done, it is over-priced. Audit reports confirm it. Anyone really surprised?
One firm singled out and the evidence seems conclusive. Taking her role as a politically appointed NIHE Board Member seriously, DUP appointee Jenny Palmer says that they deserved to lose contracts.
Anyone surprised?
Cllr Palmer says the Special Advisor (to McCausland) Stephen Brimstone contacted her to say that “the Party comes first”. There is uncertainty about this version but Minister McCausland doesnt seem to want to know the definitive version. Surprised?
East Belfast Politicians seemingly DUP are concerned that the decision had sectarian motives. Surprised?
There is no basis for that suggestion…says Jenny Palmer….and shes DUP also.
In an interview with Mark Carruthers (BBC) McCausland was all wounded dignity and bluster. Does that surprise anyone?
Peter Robinson mutters darkly about the BBC and talks about legal action. Surprised?
The other political parties are outraged at the suggestion of political interference. They want the Minister censured. Suprised? Or sacked? Not in any particular order. Surprised?
The Assembly will consider it all. Surprised?
The DUP will do the whole Petition of Concern thing. Surprised?
Nothing will happen.
Surprised?
Sinn Fein will remain officially outraged but the desiny of DUP and Sinn Fein are linked. It is…as Mark Durkan puts it…a one party state with an Orange wing and a Green wing.

IT IS ALL A COMPLETE SHAM.

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From Jacobite To Jacobin

I am of course interested in Jacobite History. I am interested in Church History. I am interested in Military History. It all comes nicely together in the period 1688-1793 and the Wild Geese Period.
Certainly adventure tales like “Kidnapped” (Robert Louis Stevenson) and “The Flight of the Heron” (D K Broster) and music fro, Oro Se Do Bheatha Bhaile thru Jackets Green to Clares Dragoons or stories about Galloping Hogan. Meeting people like the late Sean Ryan (a fokelorist and frankly fantasist) from Portumna and the late Martin Joyce (a primary school teacher) from near Ballinasloe helps. Walking battlefields like Aughrim and Culloden or sitting at Sarsfields Rock as well as a limited ancestral involvement contributes.
And of course castles like Carlisle and the “licking stones” in the dungeons and Athlone.
And of course the entire European connexion…Fontenoy etc.

Necessarily my interest has allowed me to meet people with broadly similar interests. Enthusiatics amateurs like myself and professional historians…and lunatics. There are incredibly people who are still Jacobites or more precisely pretend that they are Jacobites. Fantasists who believe that the entirely blameless Franz, Duke in (sic) Bavaria is actually the lawful King Francis, of England, Scotland and Ireland. To his immense credit he thinks his loyal Jacobite subjects are insane. He is much to polite to say this and his silence is interpreted by the Jacobite lunatics as his “serene and regal discretion”.
But the tweedy aristocratic wannabees in the Jacobite fantasy world are more than snobs, brown-nosing a harmless old buffer (actually the Duke is a very kindly individual) in Bavaria. They are legitimists…firm believers in the historic and religious rights of Monarchy, whether in Britain, Russia, France or Portugal. A divine right as kingdoms were parcelled out by GOD (via the Pope) to the great European warlords …er kings.
Thus in the legitimist world, Ireland, Algeria, Brazil have no right to exist.
Nor does the United States. In “Jacobite” eyes, the USA is in rebellion and must renounce its error and re-join with Canada to re-form British North America and submit to…King Francis I.
I am not holding my breath.
To deviate from accepting this GOD inspired Truth…to embrace Republicanism is to embrace Satanism. Logically…in so far as lunatics can be logical…Satan, the subject who rebelled against GOD was the first Republican. That all ended badly.

I am of course persona non grata in true Jacobite circles. A Republican on a par with …Scottish Nationalists.
Is it possible to be a Jacobite and a Republican? No of course not.
But it is possible to be aware that Irelands 800 year struggle has been against the background of Norman warlords, Anglo-Norman aristocracy, Church rule…the culture wars, European religious wars, Plantation, English Civil War, English dynastic wars (the Jacobites), European dynastic wars, revolutionary/republican wars and the age old “Englands difficulty is Irelands opportunity”
We cannot impose 21st century ideas back thru to the 12th century.
Nor can we impose the Jacobite period on the 21st century.
A republican, indeed anyone with an ounce of wit would reject the Legitimist notion of a Divine Right.
A nationalist would certainly reject the notion of a subservient Kingdom of Ireland.

But legitimists and Jacobites are of course IDIOTS.
It should be possible to mention just two things to them as they tearfully raise a toast to the King Over the Watter (sic).
After the defeat at Culloden in April 1746, the remaining Highland clans gathered at the pre-arranged rendezvous at Ruthven Barracks to hear some inspirational words from their Bonnie Prince Charlie. The fight would continue, would it not?
Well no….because true to form, Charlie, a serial rapist and abuser of women was already on the run thru the heather…on his way back to Europe where he would forever curse the Scots for betraying him.
The inspirational proxy message to the clans at Ruthven was not that inspirational after all. It merely stated that all was lost and the clans “must shift for themselves” (ie look after their own best interests). Charles had abandoned them.
And of course those who were not hanged, transported or starved DID shift for themselves. Many joined or were pressed into Highland regiments. From North America in the 1750s to Aden in the 1960s, they built and lost an empire. Next year in the referendum on Scotland, they will have the opportunity to shift of themselves again.

And of course North America (1776-1783) and France (1789-1793) provided notably for the Irish a degree of inspiration to shift for themselves.
Of course no nation needs an instruction from a useless piece of humanity like Charles Edward Stewart to shift for themselves.
But within the bizarre logic of “true” Jacobitism, the simple fact is that Irish nationalism/republicanism is the fulfilment of Prince Charles last “order”.

But just a final thought the Irish Republican was proclaimed at Easter 1916, when the British were fighting the Germans in the First World War. German weapons were used. The Proclamation of Easter 1916 recognises Gallant German allies. A German UBoat landed Roger Casement in County Kerry. And perhaps most significantly for Jacobites is that those gallant German allies included the so-called Jacobite Crown Prince doing his bit on the Western Front… for his Irish Republican allies.
Even in the crazy Jacobite World, that is de facto recognition of the Republic of Ireland.

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A Photograph For “Factual”

Here is a special pic of Keano (aka Fitzjames Cat).
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History: Public And Private

Here is an interesting thing…well almost.
Consider the domestic scene in suburban Dublin in the 1960s. An elderly gent hears the postman drop the mail thru the letterbox. He picks up the bank statement, the phone bill and finds a postcard from Rome and he brings the postcard into the kitchen where his wife is making breakfast. Kinda exotic to get a postcard from Rome in the 1960s…even for an affluent Dublin family.

But here is the (almost) interesting thing. The elderly gent is General Richard Mulcahy. He fought at Ashbourne in County Meath during the Easter Rising of 1916….a victory for the Rebels. He was imprisoned for his part. He was Michael Collins second-in-command during the War of Independence. He was Minister for Defence during the Civil War. He commanded the Free State Army.
An pro-Treaty Man. An Army Man.
And he would issue an order which stated that any anti-Treaty volunteer found carrying a weapon would be liable to execution. An Order that would lead to the executions of about sixty-five volunteers (many of them old comrades who had fought alongside him from 1916-1922).
And he might be considered to have been responsible for a legacy of bitterness which was still enduring in the 1960s when the post,an delivered the postcard from Rome.A figure of Hate to a generation of Fianna Fail people. And perhaps…to northern republicans the very personification of Fine Gael treachery. “Take It Down From The Mast Irish Traitors” as they/we might say.

Richard Mulcahy became a politician. And actually Leader of Fine Gael in the 1940s But was never Taoiseach. After the 1948 Election, a coalition government was formed but Mulcahy never led it…although still leading his Party. This has always intrigued me. The Irish Army … The Defence Forces are I think an Irish success story. Its role…post-1924 in staying out of politics as The Free State embraced Democracy cannot be over-stated. But I wonder if that had any bearing on Mulcahy standing aside for John A Costelloe in 1948.
Or…alternatively was Mulcahys bloodstained past too much for Sean MacBride, the former IRA leader who would have had difficulty serving under him.
Either way, it was a good thing for the Nation itself that Mulcahy was never Taoiseach.

Those transition years were difficult, post-Civil War. I would not underestimate the legacy of bitterness.Nor would I under-estimate the genuine effort to put it all firmly in the Past. For people like Mulcahy, De Valera, Cosgove, Aitken…it must have been difficult.
And yet they made a Nation…(almost?)
And the personal friendships, personal animosities were part of it all.
Michael Collins, Cathal Brugha, Erskine Childers were among those who did not see how it ended.
Others did.
Like Mrs Richard Mulcahy, wife of a Fine Gael leader who had TWO sisters married to Sean T O’Kelly, the Fianna Fail President.
Richard Mulcahy died in 1971.

That postcard from Rome ended up in a Dublin street market and I bought it about twenty years ago. Postcards, especially from the Golden Age (1900-1920) are fascinating sources. Whether for postmarks (Irish place names in English), “old” names like Maryborough or Kingstown, interesting messages sent by maiden ladies or Royal Irish Constabulary members (both eager correspondents) and in the case of the Mulcahy postcard, the interesting feature is the addressee.

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