Alliance Lose Seat

Less than a week ago, an Alliance Party Councillor ….Patrick Clarke (Down Council) made it all the way to the front page of the “Sunday Life” newspaper.

A sordid little story………seemingly involving his “Twitter” announcement of his engagement to a woman ……which was a bit er premature. Cllr Clarke…….so far as I am aware…..is still a member of the Alliance Party. All enquiries (according to Cllr Clarke) should be addressed to the Press Office at Alliance Party HQ.

Those Press Officers at Alliance Party HQ are going to be busy people. A Councillor in North Down  has just resigned from the Party. Apparently Cllr Adam Harbinson has quit over the issue of Gay Marriage.

Apparently he has shown up at the DUP Conference and might be defecting. Ironically Harbinson was co-opted to replace veteran Cllr Tony Hill who died some months ago.

Apparently Andy Muir, the “leader” of Alliance in North Down thinks that Harbinson should now resign from the Council because he “has no moral authority”. I dont know how Muir feels about the Alliance Party having the moral authority to have TWO Executive seats from 52,000 votes while UUP have one from 90,000 votes and SDLP have one from 93,000 votes.

Of course Alliance Party are always proclaiming their position on the high moral ground. Hypocrites.

Ha Ha Ha…….Paddy Clarke HAHAHA.

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Healing Thru Humour

My “Great Address To The People of America” scheduled for February is now back on track. The SDLP Conference and blogging diverted me away from this for two weeks.

All of a sudden I have woken up realising that 73 days is not such a long time after all. There are various family occasions ……a new grandchild hopefully around Christmas being the major one.

I was in Belfast today and got some more material from “Healing Thru Remembering”.

In some ways the stuff I am writing now is “The Book Wot I Never Wrote” (as Ernie Wise might have put it). In 2008/9 I wrote an overlong (with the permission of the Supervising Tutor) dissertation on Politics which covered a normally too long (again I had permission) period of time. It centred on things drawn from my own life experiences.

The idea was that it would form the nucleus of a “book”……not a published one….but rather a legacy for my sons. It is a strange thing that (say) fifteen years ago we often passed Andersonstown and/or Springfield Road RUC Stations and I would often (too often) say “I was arrested and taken here on…..” and with one voice they would say “we know we know…….you tell us that every time we pass it”. But now in 2012 ….my sons are quite interested.

So while the dissertation provides a kinda academic analysis…..the Great Address To The People of America……provides a combination that is both academic/personal. And perhaps further down the line the “book” will be completed with the personal and the family.

My American history friend has asked me about books that she should ask the College Library to order. I can really think of nothing better than the “Lost Lives” book (David McKittrick & others).

I intend to refer to a cross section of people who were known to me. And I think I need to refer to that arc of events ………….Internment/Ballymurphy Massacre (August 1971), McGurks Bar (December 1971), Bloody Sunday (January 1972), Bloody Friday (June 1972) & Claudy Bomb (July 1972)…..a roller coaster of trauma and emotion which shaped me and how I think. Before Internment there was a vague Phoney War……and of course a lot happened after Claudy, including having a gun shoved into my mouth (November 1974).

It is all a bit “The Troubles According To My Da'” (Martin Lynch’s play). That is inevitable and my friend in USA will have to edit my text quite a lot……..but what is left on the cutting room floor so to speak will still be crucial to the finished product…………for my sons.

So in “Healing Thru Remembering” today. I am not of course totally convinced ……and those of you who read this blog often will be aware of the reasons…….but I need to “up my game” here. It is now not enough to simply dismiss Conflict Resolution with pithy one-liners.

It is also likely that I will weave some anecdotes into the Great Address to The People of America. There is this near inevitability that when any 60 year old man who has lived thru the Troubles starts talking about Ballymurphy, McGurks etc……….that before too long there will be some humourous references> Does that actually undermine the seriousness? No…….

I think I have learned that Civil War is actually an extraordinary event…..in which extremely ordinary people get involved.

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Selective DUP Nastiness

So Jim Wells MLA  is a bit unpleasant (per Sinn Féin, SDLP, Green & Alliance)

On the other hand Jim Wells MLA is not at all unpleasant. (per DUP & UUP). At worst he is a bit “in your face”.

But by 51 votes to 49……along Party lines. …Jim has escaped censure for being a bit forthright with Sinn Féin Minister for Culture Arts & Leisure, Caral Ní Chuilín MLA and her Political Advisor, Mary McArdle.

Jim  is a rather large man. Caral is a rather petite grandmother and I have no idea what Mary McArdle looks like.

Jim is a Godly man, befitting his DUP membership. He has no criminal convictions. On the other hand Caral has served four years in prison for trying to blow up a police station in North Belfast. She got a university degree in prison. Mary served fourteen years in prison for murder. Two men killed a young Catholic woman, Mary Travers, as she left Sunday mass with her father……a judge. Mary (McArdle) was involved.

That of course is all in the Past. Except of course for the family of Mary Travers……including her sister, Anne who is vocal and critical……and indeed outraged that Caral should appoint Mary as a Special Advisor.

Now of course, a number of Sinn Féin MLAs are convicted terrorists but…..it can be argued….they have bee elected by the voters.

Did Caral have a right to appoint Mary to be her Special advisor? Yes I think she did. Was Caral wise to appoint Mary? No..obviously not. Because the “story” BECAME Mary McArdle (incidently she has been moved sideways to another SF administrative post).

So it fed Sinn Feins critics. And Anne Travers (sister of the murder victim) was too articulate and too tenacious to let it go. Indeed as recently as yesterday she made a very effective witness at the Assembly’s Justice Committee….bringing up this very case.

So Caral (four years in jail) and Mary (fourteen years) are no shrinking violets. Both youthful members of the Irish Republican Army. But Jim is Godly and they ran from his wrath along the Stormont corridors. Some time ago….it must be said.

Sinn Féin called it bullying. And put down a motion to censure him (earlier this week). SDLP, Alliance, Green supported the motion. It seems reasonable that Assembly business…..including the atmosphere in and around its precincts should be respectful.

DUP predictably and UUP (predictably…….dont talk to me about “liberal unionists”) supported Godly Jim. Cos they are Godly also.

Yet ………..over two years ago, I attended an event at Stormont in support of International Workers Day. …….honouring workers killed or injured at work.

The event was presented by DUP Minister, Arlene Foster MLA. She is Godly of course. But there was a speech from Jennifer McCann MLA  (Sinn Féin, West Belfast). Fairly benign speech….people, especially vulnerable workers get hurt and killed at work.

I was maybe 58 years old then. An old man. I remember more than most people. Jennifer McCann served ten years of a twenty year sentence for shooting a member of the Royal Ulster Constabulary. ……er at work.

Now I do not say this to be antagonistic towards Sinn Féin. Had I lived in West Belfast in 2007 when Jennifer was first elected…I would have voted for her. Let’s get that one out of the way.

I merely point out that Arlene and Jennifer were making speeches on Workers Safety……..and it did not seemingly cross Arlene’s mind that Jennifer had shot a police officer. If it did cross Arlene’s mind ..she didnt mention it to the audience.

So……….at times……..it suits the purposes of DUP to overlook Sinn Féins past. At other times such as 51 unionists supporting Jim Wells, it suits DUP not to overlook Sinn Féins past.

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Margaret Ritchie In Westminster

Sinn Féin had a bad day yesterday. Martin McGuinness seemed a bit like a rabbit caught in headlights over the G8 Summit. There’s certainly something in this for the SDLP. Better minds than mine will need to sit down and work out a strategy.

Sinn Féin had a worse day today. I quite like Mitchel McLaughlin. But on the Justice Committee today he looked rattled. In fairness a victim, especially an articulate one like Ann Travers will always come out of a confrontation will nearly always win. Her obvious bravery underscored by the fact that she is undergoing treatment for cancer (I wish her well).

So two bad days for Sinn Féin.

And made worse by a (to my mind) excellent performance by Margaret Ritchie in the House of Commons. Freed from the burden of leadership, Margaret seems to be thriving, making a pretty good speech at the SDLP Conference. As one SDLP member put it to me “you are seeing the real Margaret Ritchie”.

Today’s Commons speech…..she accused the DUP of requesting that the Irish Government divert some funding to loyalists……the DUP were outraged, especially Nigel Dodds who was full of bluster.

There SEEMS to be a series of issues on which the SDLP seems to be scoring points. Of course when we watch a boxing match, we are sometimes shocked that the judges did not see a scoring punch….but there seems to be enough issues on which the SDLP can claim to have scored…..beginning I think with Girdwood……but clearly SDLP have had a decent first half of 2012 and a pretty good second half.

Confidence breeds Confidence. There is a certain swagger with SDLP politicians at the moment. Of course Sinn Fein are capable of landing punches also. And it is in the nature of these things that SDLP will expose its chin and get a timely wake-up call.

I am not sure where it started to go a bit wobbly for Sinn Féin. Arguably Martin McGuinness did not break out a genuinely “new” vote in the Presidential Election (October 2011) and a few wheels have started to come off……Parades, Welfare, Victims, Irish Language, Prisoners. Frankly Robinson seems to be dominating McGuinness at the moment.

Those resignations from Stormont……….Gildernew, Murphy, Maskey and Doherty seem slightly premature. These folks were big hitters. And as yet their co-opted replacements have hardly shone. And there is the looming Mid Ulster by-election, except of course McGuinness still hasn’t resigned.

All I can claim is that SDLP are “in the game”. No more. No less. And the increasingly vitriolic abuse directed at SDLP by Tinternet warriors seems to point up that Sinn Féin knows the SDLP have got their act together.

In fairness, I should point out that the Boxing metaphor was inspired by contributions from Eskrimador, a contributor to politics.ie.

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Belfast 2020…”Hope I Die Before I Get Old”

A genuinely interesting topic on Slugger O’Toole…..Belfast in 2020…….how do you see it? And although the original post seems a bit contradictory in respect of terms of reference, it resonates with me. Although I would suggest that anything looking that far into the Future should have an upper age limit. Old fogies like myself have an inability to engage with the Future.

If I may be allowed to be slightly personal here….I find the months of November and December quite difficult to deal with. As well as our wedding anniversary (1st December) a sons and grandsons birthday (4th December), a granddaughters birth and death (16th December) and some other family anniversaries.

Christmas is always “nostalgic” as we get older. Missing faces. Parents. Grandparents. Uncles. Aunts. Heightened this year by a sense of occasion that my mother who died in 2003, would have been 100 years old on 27th November.

Of course….in preparation for Texas, I have been writing a lot about the 1960s and 1970s……and I can barely take any more “nostalgia”.

But difficult though the Past is…….I find the Future increasingly difficult. My older son was here on Sunday, showing me new apps on the Ipad. My younger son has been doing the same. Actually the previous sentence is the first time I have ever used the word “app” and it feels uncomfortable.

So I have been thinking  a lot about being 70 years old in 2022 (which makes Sluggers 2020 “thread” interesting). I dont like it.

For some reason when I think about Margaret Thatcher, I am not inclined to think much about the Miners Strike or the Malvinas War. For some reason the Thatcher Years are marked for me by that evening 45 minute drive home with my wife. Dark nights and the Fire Brigades Strike or the Ambulance Drivers Strike and Ken Clarke…..understandably not a man my wife likes.

In those dark nights, with two toddlers dozing in the back seat……….there was in the midst of the darkness a feeling that sometime the nightmare would end. The Political Pendulum swings. Years like the Thatcher Years eventually are consigned to History. There is always Optimism.

And indeed things DO get better. Thatcher is a distant memory. The Good Friday Agreement has at least brought a level of Peace. There has been “good” times (Clinton) and bad times (Reagan, Bush and Bush) and is “this the best we can do times” (Obama).

But now that I am 60 years old, the overwhelming feeling is that whatever era I am living in…..the Post-Banking Crisis Years perhaps……will not be solved during my lifetime. Greece will still be screwed.

Things will not be getting any better. Simples.

 

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G8: Ulster Scots Translation Service

Predictably over on Stratagem O’Toole, the third Dimpleby brother, Brian puts the Great G8 Summit right up there with the “UK City of Culture” as things to showcase Norn Iron next year. Sometimes I think Brian Dimbleby is a unionist.

But surely apart from providing world leaders with a photo opportunity, Barak Obama at the Ulster-American Folk Park and President and Mrs Obama tucking into an “Ulster Fry/Occupied Six County Fry” as cooked by Mrs Bangor Dub…the real boost to the local economy will be work for Ulster-Scots translators. At last…….a purpose for Nelson McCausland.

With my trusty Ulster-Scots dictionary (please dont laugh) I have worked out that “thon big article from Germany that disnae like them Greeks ….I wuddnt go home tae that wan with my pay packet opened……..did you see the aul bake on her” is actually Ulster-Scots for “Angela Merkel”.

Meanwhile I dont know how they will describe the Japanese Prime Minister. “Is thon wan Japanese or Chinese shure what odds about it…..he might be thon Mr Sulu aff Star Trek” seems a reasonable assumption.

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G8 Summit…Another Circus

So all the hotels in County Fermanagh are booked up for two weeks next year. “Security Reasons”. Which means that next year’s G8 Summit will be held in County Fermanagh. Thus Peter Robinson and Martin McGuinness will be given yet another photo-opportunity to showcase how wonderful they are…..and how wonderful the ordinary people of Norn Iron are.

Anther circus. Another PR Triumph. Just like the MTV Awards in 2010.Just like the Titanic. and just like the “Jubilee” in 2012. Just like “Derry-Londonderry (sic)…UK (sic) City of Culture in 2013.

Bad enough that we have to host Justin Bieber. We now have to host Angela Merkel.

We are being fed an updated version of the “Bread & Circus” Diet which Roman Emperors fed to their citizens.

WE ARE LIVING A LIE.

The reality of Norn Iron is not MTV, or Titanic or City of Culture crap……..the reality of Norn Iron is that prison officer Robert Black was murdered three weeks ago. The reality of Norn Iron is the behaviour of Jim Wells (debated in Assembly yesterday).

GET REAL!

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The King Over The Watter (sic)

Modern Jacobites……are a fairly risible bunch of tweedy individuals. It has been my misfortune to meet a few. Indeed they are madder than people who shove starving ferrets down their trousers.

But the man whom they style “King Francis II” is actually a really nice guy. He knows his “loyal” subjects are crazy but is far too polite to mention it. That’s breeding for you.

Nor does Francis actually want to be King of England, Scotland……….Ireland……not to mention the rebellious Dominion of North America. He just wishes crazy people would leave him alone. His “loyal” subjects regard his silence as “discrete”.

But Francis, Duke in Bavaria is actually a patron of the Arts, likes horses and most importantly does a lot for charities especially in Romania and Bulgaria.

Unfortunately, he has recently been diagnosed with a potentially serious illness. He deserves better. As his most disloyal subject (and I don’t think he will mind that one bit…….at least I am not totally mad), I wish him well.

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Today I Am Getting Engaged

This might come as a shock to Mrs FitzjamesHorse, to whom I have been married for thirty years.

In an effort to revive my flagging political career, I have decided to defect from SDLP and join the Alliance Party. I will also be announcing my engagement.

Staggering news I know……..but I must refer all questions to the Press Office at Alliance Party HQ. This might be a bad news story for the Alliance Party but of course there is absolutely no danger that you will read about it on Slugger O’Toole.

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TUV & UKIP: Nutters In Cookstown.

I see that UKIP members are addressing the TUV (Traditional Unionist Voice) at Cookstown. I wonder if Jim Allister the Party Leader will announce a joint candidate for the 2014 European Elections.

A use for David McNarry.

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