Banned by Slugger O’Toole

Bizarrely I find myself banned from posting on Slugger O’Toole.

I have tried posting a few things tonight but I keep getting a message saying that I am banned from posting. Now you might well say that I do not comments from members of the Alliance Party…and of course you would be right. This is a BLOG (I am a SDLP member) which promotes a Nationalist, Republican and Socialist view. There is nothing that a member of the Alliance Party could add to the discussion. This keeps the discussion here focussed. Besides, there are plenty of other media opportunities for the Alliance Party, who have benefitted from gerrymandering to the extent that their influence is greater than votes cast for them.

Slugger O’Toole is a MESSAGE BOARD and an entirely different dynamic. It encourages diverse views….or apparently it does.

So what is my horrendous crime? Well maybe…nothing. Mick Fealty thinks it might be a “slip” and will look into it.

But there was a thread earlier tonight when Ian Parsley, occasional Alliance Party member had a go at Dr Alasdair McDonnell…SDLP Leader and MP for South Belfast. No problem there of course. But I did feel that I had to point out that Mr Parsley is married to Paula Bradshaw, who just happens to be the Alliance Party candidate in …South Belfast.

Mr Parsley challenged me “with respect” to comment on the substance of a speech recently made by Alasdair. I merely replied “oh dear” which seems to have been deleted and this comment might have led to me being banned from Slugger. I would not have thought saying “oh dear” was offensive.

Like, I say …Mick is looking into this. During an Election Campaign, it seems a bit odd that Slugger would be banning commentry from one of the few SDLP voices on the MESSAGE BOARD.

Wasnt it only a few weeks ago that Slugger O’Toole was telling is all about Freedom of Speech and going on about “Je Suis Charlie”. As Freedom of Speech issues go….”oh dear” doesnt seem to be up there with posting cartoons of The Prophet (Peace be upon him). Still its all relative.

But what is my recourse if Mick tells me that I am banned.

Well….Amnesty International seems a good idea. Patrick Corrigan is the man I should be talking to….after all he stands at the City Hall defending bloggers from Saudi Arabia. And he presents events atAn Féile which advocate Freedom of Speech. He carries placards proclaiming “Je Suis Charlie”.

The least I expect from Patrick Corrigan is for him to be at Belfast City Hall with a placard saying “Je Suis FitzjamesHorse”.

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Norn Iron’s Leading Political Couple?

It is now five years since Mrs Iris Robinson left Politics. She and husband Peter were both MPs and MLAs when she stepped down. The reason/s she left Politics need not concern us. They were for many years Norn Iron’s most prominent political couple.

Who can possibly replace them?

Mr Ian Parsley and his wife Ms Pauline Bradshaw. Alas only one of them (Parsley) has a wikipedia entry. But let me tell you about them.

Ian Parsley is an Englishman who became an Alliance councillor (2007) in Holywood DEA in North Down. In 2009, he was the Alliance Party candidate in the European Elections. Later the same year, he joined the Conservative Party.

In 2010, he was a political candidate again….this time for the North Down constituency (Westminster 2010) .for the strange hybrid that was the “Ulster Unionists and Conservatives New Force” (an attempt to re-integrate the two parties). The seat was won by Independent, Sylvia Hermon. Sadly Mr Parsley saw the vote share in the constituency drop by 30% (source the Ark Elections site). Later the same year, Mr Parsley left the Conservatives.

You might see a pattern here. Well….yes subsequently, he rejoined the Alliance Party. He is now a PR man.

Ms Bradshaw is relatively a model of consistency. She also stood for UUCNF in the Westminster Election in 2010. In South Belfast. Later in 2010, she left UUCNF and later joined…the Alliance Party. Ms Bradshaw took the safe Alliance seat in the Balmoral DEA (Belfast City Council) in May 2014.

Happily for those who follow her career, she will be standing in the 2015 Westminster Election in South Belfast. She wont win of course. It is all about the Assembly Election in 2016.

Mr Parsley, no doubt supports his wife. He is a regular contributor to the Slugger O’Toole website. In a comment talking about the Alasdair McDonnell MP for South Belfast, Mr Parsley omitted to note that his wife was standing against the same “oafish” McDonnell in May. I happily noted this on Slugger but Mick Fealty the Editor of Slugger O’Toole has said I am “playing the man”. In fairness to Mick, he said that Parsley was “playing the man”.

I dont suppose that a website like Slugger O’Toole has the same requirement to Fairness as a public service broadcaster like the BBC. But we are now in an Election Campaign and surely conflicts of interest (political and personal) should be pointed out. As always, the “playing the man” rule depends on the Referee. Can we see a pattern that Slugger O’Toole will be rather better disposed to Alliance Party than SDLP in the upcoming Elections.

 

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Comedy: The New Rock And Roll?

I like Comedy.

I always think that in terms of “writing”, more can be said thru Comedy. In terms of “acting” it is more a challenge to be in a Comedy. I am at heart a subversive. Comedy subverts situation and it subverts words.

It is a delicate balance. A man slipping on a banana skin is not funny. On the other hand, Donald Trump or Richard Branson slipping on a banana skin is funny.

Way back in the 1960s, the top comedians on British TV were old theatre variety stars (or vaudeville as Americans say). They hated TV and it showed. Their appearances were largely limited to five minute slots on Variety shows like the Billy Cotton Band Show. Take Ted Ray….please!

Ted Ray was a low rent English version of Jack Benny. He had a violin. Notoriously he hated TV. Put simply, variety hall comedians toured the Britain…this week a theatre in Coventry…next week a theatre in Bradford. Essentially the “act” was the same for an entire career. The audiences in Coventry and Bradford would not see it again for a year or so.

Television ate up material. If Ted Ray did ten minutes on the Billy Cotton Band Show, he was giving up his entire act. It was not that unusual …Jimmy Edwards had the same act but he had a tuba instead of a violin. Of that generation of music hall men, only the irritating Arthur Askey and his even more irritating “Busy Busy Bee” song had the personality to be popular on TV.

The “Radio to TV” men in the 1960s were younger than the “Variety” Men. The former were used to mass audiences and scripts. These were people like Tony Hancock, Spike Milligan, Michael Bentine and Eric Sykes who had performed in Forces Entertainment during World War Two. Morcambe and Wise had been too young for military service. These 40 somethings were at the top of their game.

Stereotypically the Goons (the ex-WW2 men) influenced the privately educated Oxbridge Boys from Beyond The Fringe and Monty Python and the rest. But I think thats only half the story.

The Sixties of course changed everything. Not just Politics, Fashion and Music.

The key difference in 1960s comedians and 1970s comedians was the slide in moral or manners standards. Straight from competing with boozed up audiences, Bingo and Strippers in Working Mens Clubs,  “The Comedians” (Granada TV Saturday nights) did not tell us jokes that we repeated in the factory or office on a Monday morning. Rather, Bernard Manning and the rest told the jokes that came off the factory and office floor in all their racist, sexist and homophobic authenticity.

How did it happen? Simply the world was in Moral Freefall. Nobody knew the boundaries. Especially when Charlie Williams (a black man) was telling racist jokes and Frank Carson, Pat Mooney, Mike Newman were doing the Oirish jokes. There was also the small matter that they were actually good gagsters. It was to quote Frank Carson’s catchphrase “its the way I tell them”.

But what reversed it? Well the new wave of “alternative comedians” (late 1970s) get the credit. But I think it was as much the Establishment….Morcambe and Wise, the Two Ronnies etc disliked the crudity and towards the end of the 1970s “alternative comedy” started to make an impact. The revolutionary idea was that it was possible to be funny without being sexist, racist and homophobic.

John Thomson….”a Pakistani, an Irishman and a Jew walk into a bar….and they all have a really nice time”. It might not split your sides but you see the point. The movement was led by drama students and performers from non-Oxbridge universities…middle class rather than upper class.

To me EVERYTHING IS HISTORY. Past. Present. Future. Just like Fukuyama was wrong about an End to History and the triumph of Liberal Democracy….so too were the critics that argued that Alternative Comedy was the the highpoint of that History.

I am conscious that some comedians, Max Miller (died 1950s) are historic in the sense I have no recollection other than TV documentaries. I am conscious that my 1960s recollections of Ted Ray, Jimmy Edwards, Arthur Askey are incomplete. They are in that twilight between History and Memory. But History are events that happen prior to our Recollections and thus Bernard Manning, the Two Ronnies, Morcambe and Wise are Recollections rather than History. I am aware of course that I have readers to whom these figures are “before their time”.

But has the Hand of History moved on?…Again?

Consider just some of the main movers in the Alternative Comedy Movement.

Alexei Sayle (the best) is 62. Adrian Edmondson is 58. Paul Merton is 57. Lenny Henry is 56. Ben Elton is 55.  But are they STILL comedians. If  Alternative Comedy was hailed as the New Rock and Roll, these guys are considerably older than Elvis Presley when he died. And rather like Elvis did not spend that much time Rocking and Rolling and became a fixture in Las Vegas….so these guys are rarely doing stand up comedy. They are more likely to be seen as character actors, writers, Documentary ptesenters, novelists…and of course panel games….for Comedians by Comedians.

Really there is an established pattern. Oxbridge may no longer be the only comedy nursery. But BBC headhunters will still make the trip. Nowadays the headhunters will be active at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. People will be spotted. Given guest spots on “Live At the Apollo”, maybe get on a radio show and be slowly introduced to Television.

Comedy is about… Timing. And a Career in Comedy is also about …Timing.

The window between, the Comedy Club. to Festival to guest spots on TV to supporting, then headlining a Tour to Stadium Comedy is a short one.

There is an endless supply of comedy talent. Every year new people emerge. But almost as soon as they emerge, they seem to merely use the comedy to get on the telly into a sitcom or comedy gameThus the generations who came after the  first wave of alternative comedians thirty years ago are in other things….Hugh Dennis is in sitcom “Outnumbered”, Lee Mack is in “Not Going Out”, Vince Reeves is in “Hebburn” and Harry Enfield is in “Bad Education”. And Alexander Armstrong is presenting “”Pointless”, Frank Skinner is presenting “Room 101” , Rob Brydon is presenting “Would I Lie To You”, and Jimmy Carr is presenting “8 Out of Ten Cats”. Jimmy also had a sideline in tax avoidance. There is always presenting a chat show (Paul O’Grady, Alan Carr and Graham Norton) or writing a booky wooky (Russell Brand). There is always Commercials…Rowan Atkinson and Snickers, Stephen Fry and Twinings Tea, Rob Brydon and Krunchy Nut Cornflakes, Lenny Henry and Premier Inns. And the Corporate Events (Hugh Dennis and the National Car Park Awards Night) which are hardly Rock and Roll. Frankie Boyle has a newspaper column.And the Documentary ….Stephen Fry visiting 48 American States and Paul O’Grady on Animal Rescue, American Rich Hall going back to USA to present excellent documentaries on the Old West and The (American) South as portrayed in popular culture.

Dont laugh but locally Jake O’Kane and Tim McGarry have done the Cabaret at theannual SDLP Conference. Well I said “dont laugh” but lets be honest, it is highly unlikely you would laugh at anything that O’Kane or McGarry said.

So why….and I ask as a lover of Comedy….is there just too much of it on TV?

Well….money, money, money. It is cheap. The endless supply of talent means and the endless supply of panel shows means that some comedians like Marcus Brigstocke, Stephen K Amos and Rufus Hound,  are condemned to Panel Show Hell as re-cycled guests until they get their own vehicle. For they can only realistically be two or three performers who make it big in a year. In recent years we have had Sarah Millican, Michael McIntyre, John Bishop, Mickey Finnegan and Russell Howard.

The arc of a career seems stereotypical. Festival Success. TV Appearances. Stadium Tour. Own Show on TV, Nationwide Tour on TV, Christmas Video Sales, Sitcom, Character Acting….Krunchy Nut Cornflakes.

And it seems that careers can be extended by becoming a parody of yourself. Sarah Millicans act is an exaggeration of herself as a thirty-something, sex starved, woman from the North East of England. Millican has taken on chat show host as her back up career.

Jack Whitehall is an exaggerated version of his posh boy self. He has chosen chat show host and sitcoms as his alternative career. And Cockney, Mickey Finnegan is an exaggerated version of himself. He is going the Documentary Travelogue alternative having a recent series where he cycled in France….”La Detour de  France”.

But do Millican, Whitehall and Finnegan talk like that when they go for a litre of milk in Tescos?

Endless Comedians. Endless Outlets.

The next time you watch a comedy show, look at the closing titles…to the End. The production companies, Tiger Aspect, Generation X, Hat Trick and Baby Cow ….they pitch the idea to Channel 4, BBC. They have a roster of panelists. The Men and Women are the new impressarios.

It is back to the future. In the Golden Age of Variety, before and after the Second World War, the theatres were controlled by rival impressarios and the acts played (for example) the Moss Circuit.

But have you noticed just how often some comedians have been on TV recently. Rather like Youth Team footballers, American Katherine Ryan and Irishwoman Aisling B have been showing up on everything and Joss Widdicombe, after a few years climbing up the greasy pole seems to have arrived?

But is TV the true way to judge the state of Comedy. The surviving 1960s old stagers like Ronnie Corbett and Ken Dodd are on the better golf courses or endorsing the British Conservative Party. The 1970s dinosaurs like Freddie Starr and Jim Davidson are effectively banned from TV, a legacy of their sexist and racist reputation. They were also politically Conservative.The Alternative Comedians of the 1980s are in sit coms, quiz shows, writing, character acting or simply dead (Rik Mayall). They were politically “right on” and leaned to the Left.

And the 1990s and 21st century comedians…are they really the inheritors of the Alternative Comedians? Well….yes and no. The younger lot seem disinterested in Politics…or are interested in issues like Environment or Sexuality or have an unhealthy Libertarian, selfish streak. Where does that come from? The Internet?

Rather than TV comedy on a Saturday night influencing conversation in an office on a Monday morning, things tweeted across the Internet influences TV Comedy. And too much Internet humour is sexist and racist. This is filtering thru to programmes like The Inbetweeners and Fresh Meat. And Top Gear.

Or is it just the case that liberal TV Comedy is not representative of what real people laugh at? Go to the local video store. Depressingly Roy (Chubby) Brown, deemed too offensive for TV, is the biggest seller.

 

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Would You Believe Stephen Fry?

First….”Would You Believe?” A RTE show and I like it. Not a big fan of veteran presenter, Gay Byrne but he does tthis kinda thing well. A late night (Sunday), relaxing show…head to head with a (usually Irish) celebrity in a half hour chat. Refreshing when an interview is not about plugging the latest book, movie, album.

The Interview follows a pattern but each one is different as Gay Byrne’s follow up questions depend on how the interviewee answers some fixed question.

1 ” What do you believe?”

2 “Was Religion important in your home life?”

3 “Prayer? Do you pray?”

4 “When was your faith first tested?”

5  “If it all turns out to be true and there is a GOD….what would you say to Him.?”

The interviewees are not specifically Irish Catholics. But most are. Some are no longer Catholic. But until (say) twenty years ago, the Republic of Ireland was 90% Catholic, with a high rate of observance. Even in the North (45% Catholic) the vast majority of Catholics live in “Catholic areas”.

With family tradition, schools, neighbourhoods, social milestones like Baptisms, First Communion, Confirmation, Weddings, Funerals. Whether we have given up on Religion, there is a “Once A Catholic” stamped thru most of us. It is not exactly “black and white”. Some Catholics, perhaps older are fairly traditional. Younger Catholics are much more liberal but for those middle age, it is all a series of compromises. Attending a civil wedding ceremony in City Hall ….not necessarily heterosexual or attending a fairly conventional funeral of an elderly aunt in a small country church.

That’s how it goes. A series of compromises. It is…complicated.

So seeing Irish Catholics of my generation justify their compromises or justify their decision to walk away is always interesting. We have the same experiences…the family, neighbourhood, school, parish….the same reference points….the priest who was not sympathetic in a situation or the priest who waa very sympathetic.

A low key Sunday night programme. But RTE land a big name in Stephen Fry and Fry obliges by providing a sound bite that is a gift for the promo tape. The clip has gone viral. If Stephen Fry meets GOD, he will give GOD a piece of his mind.

Gay Byrne is surprised? I doubt it. Gay Byrne is himself a performer. He has been doing celeb interviews for over fifty years. He knows how the game works. Its about Ratings. So I take his shock as an act. For Fry has said something that all Catholics and Christians have said about GOD. How does HE “allow” Childhood Cancer? But Stephen Fry is a wordy kinda man and he was vitriolic.

But what about Stephen Fry? Who is he? Well its difficult to say something about Stephen Fry that he has not already said himself. He has two million Twitter followers, has written a couple of memoirs and is a self publicist.

But here are the basics.

1 Born into English upper middle class privelege. Privately educated.

2 Jailed aged 16/17 for credit card fraud.

3 Cambridge University. Their Footlights Drama Comedy Club.

4 Head hunted with Hugh Laurie and Emma Thompson by BBC by the Oxford-Cambridge “comedy” mafia at the BBC following in the tradition of Beyond the Fringe and Monty Python.

5 Stand -up and Sketch shows with comedy partner Hugh Laurie, Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster.

6 Direcctor and performer in “Oscar Wilde” (his finest hour).

7 Memorably ran away, pleading stage fright, from a London play. Located in Belgium.

8 Addict. Manic Depressive. Gay.

9 Prolific writer, advocate for Gay Rights.

10 Acting career diverted into effectively playing himself (eccentric Englishman) in such A erican shows as “Bones”.

11 Documentary maker…ie writing and/or presenting documentaries on Depression, Environment and Visiting 48 states in USA in a black London taxi. The documentaries are a strange Chicken and Egg thing. Fry is perceived as a man who knows a lot about everything.

12 Presenter of an excellent panel quiz show….QI (Quite Interesting). A chance for a Man of Letters and of Science to show off his knowledge.

13 A narcissistic and pretentious man, one of his books/memoirs is called “Moab Is My Washtub”. I could probably look up Wikipedia to find what that means but I cant be arsed.

14 In almost every appearance, he manages a swipe at Religion…at Christianity ….at Catholicism. It doesnt seem big or clever. Taking the same swipes at Islamism might be a less healthy option.

15 Friend of Royalty ….”Prince” Charles, “Prince” William, “Kate”. That seems odd. To describe Religion as mythical bollox is inconsistent with being a friend of Royalty. Monarchy is the biggest load of bollox there is and no post-Enlightenment person should support it.

But Stephen Fry is what the British Media call a “National Treasure”. He can get away with anything …and often has.

 

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Winston Churchill Dead!

Trying to catch up with the ITV News tonight. I am surprised to find that Winston Churchill is dead. Since 1965.

So what makes this newsworthy? The Great British Public have had to wait fifty years to discover that those crane drivers at London Docks were paid some cash to respectfully have their cranes bow as Churchills funeral went along the River Thames.

Churchill was of course a man who had all the qualities of a War Leader. He was a total bastard.

Did he win the war for Greater England? Could anyone else have done it? Well another statistic. EIGHTY per cent of Russian boys born in 1923 died before the end of World War Two in 1945. Yes Stalin was another total bastard but thats a statistic to be born in mind the next time you hear “blood, sweat and tears” and “fight them on the beaches”.

Despite winning the war (sic), the British people rejected Churchill and elected a Labour Government in 1945. The working class hated “good old Winnie” almost as much as he hated them.

But didnt we have similar shite talked about Margaret Thatcher? Another total bastard.

I could say more but I constrained by not speaking ill of the Dead.

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When Does History Begin?

I was thinking the other day about Francis Fukuyama and his thesis that History has ended. We are now so evolved as people that we have reached the point where we are supposed to be. The Fall of the Berlin Wall. The End of Apartheid. From a Belfast perspective in the early 1990s, it seemed a peculiar reading of History. For in Belfast in around 1993 when Fukuyama’s “End Of History” was getting attention, there was still unfinished business in Ireland.

Even in 1998, when the Good Friday Agreement was being signed, I had no sense of an End to “our” History. The Soviet Union might well have collapsed and Nelson Mandela taken his last steps to Freedom but the Norn Iron Conflict has an….Integrity (yes I choose that word deliberately) ….which defies Compromise. Short of Genocide …and Protestants and Catholics are far too “civilised” to wish for that…there will never be an End. While we draw the line at Mass Murder, most Unionists would be happy at the idea of all Nationalists going over the border (even re-drawn) to the Republic. And most Nationalists would be happy with the mass migration of Unionists “back” to Scotland and England.

Problem Solved.

But the question is NOT where History “ends”. History never ends….it only begins.

When we are born, we have no memory. But getting older is the process of having fewer Dreams and More Memories. If we get to the stage, where we have no Dreams left and only a stockpile of Memories….then we are just too old.

But…yes…getting older is the process of accumulating memories. Of thinking more about the Past than the Future.

Thus, the other day, I was thinking of my mother walking down the stairs in the City Hospital in Belfast. And Nurse Gray was carrying a small pink blanket, decorated with kittens. The first glimpse of my baby sister. And Nurse Gray asked me to be good to her. I was 2 years 8 months.

In January 2015, I can only recount that story for my own amusement. My mother liked to tell it. So did Auntie Sheila. My early years seem to be marked with threats that my mother was going to take my sister back to Nurse Gray.

Actually its not my first memory. Before Christmas 1954, I was staying in my Grannys house and burned my leg badly. Auntie Sheila gathered me up and took me across the road to the Childrens Hospital and I had my leg bandaged and got a gift of a small toy racing car from a glass case in the hospital. My mother was confined to hospital (blood pressure) and wasnt supposed to be told…but my father told her and she got out of hospital to see me. I still remember the smile and her (fake) surprise at my bandage..

Of course this is NOT History. just snapshots from Pre-History….constantly re-told anecdotes from a life.

History …I am conscious that my memories are longer than my sons and grandchildren. Or indeed many of my friends. I remember Dwight D Eisenhower in that curious pre-History way. But I recall John F Kennedy in a way that is curiously both pre-History and real History (in this context History is appreciating “significance”). L B Johnson, Richard Nixon are more firmly in my memory as History.

Thus the Beatles, Vietnam, Martin Luther King, the start of the Troubles in 1969 are all part of my life. The notion that TV Documentaries tell stories about Vietnam or movies called “Selma” are released seems strange to me. Although they give texture, nuance and perspective. Yet to my sons, Martin Luther King and Selma…it is History.

Yet ….there is a point…or several points… Yuri Gagarin going into Space (I was eight)when the event seemed peripheral or Kennedy’s assassination (I was eleven) when it seemed important.

History is not about the Past. It is a realisation that there is a Past, a Present and a Future.

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Insulting The President

It was only last week that I took a little pleasure in publishing (on Facebook) “that” photograph of  A n tUachtarán Michael D Higgins standing, waiting his turn at a ATM (bank cash machine) in Dublin.

It is one of the things that makes us “different”. An elected Head of State (Higgins from the Labour Party) who is above politics. The First Citizen. Little Security ever in evidence.

I am disappointed that he was subject to such abuse by fellow citizens on Friday of last week. The Presidents duties are effectively, three-fold….ceremonial (leading the Nation at events such as Easter Commemoration), governmental (signing legislation) and symbolic (tea parties for the elderly or community groups and visiting towns and villages across the country).

His visit to a school in Finglas, north Dublin was very much a symbolic occasion. Ireland is small enough for everyone to see our President, several times in a lifetime. But a big moment for the children at the Finglas school.

And unusual for the President to be greeting by a demonstration and verbal abuse as he arrived at and left the event. The footage is depressing, unedifying and brings little credit on those who demonstrated and shouted abuse including “midget parasite” at Michael D. I should also add that the Garda (police) looked shocked and they also need some scrutiny.

In the Republic of Ireland, there is currently a controversy around Water Charges…legislation to instal meters in every home and business and charge people for water used. The Coalition Government has struggled against public and Opposition opinion. It is one of those occasions when the junior partner in the Coalition (Labour) will get little credit from their own voters.

Public Opposition has been led by Sinn Féin and assorted left-leaning TDs. There has also been a lot of orchestrated street protest. But inevitably people are registering for the meters despite a year of “cant pay, wont pay” rhetoric.

President Higgins….as his duties demand…signed the legislation.  It was never likely that he would refer it to the Supreme Court to rule that it was constitutional. And seemingly this is the reason/excuse for the Finglas protest.

As the footage goes viral on YouTube, it has shocked many. Hard-core opponents of water charges deplore the personal abuse but stop short of condemning the protest itself.

It does not seem that some leftists care, judging that the President is just another trapping of a distant “Establishment”. Yet for Sinn Féin, the Presidency is a cornerstone of  the Republic. And for the general population a unifying feature in Irish life.

“Soft” opponents of Water Charges…those who have not yet registered but now looking for a way to comply will legitimately use the insults to the President as a way out. The protestors went too far. And their cause will be damaged.

Others might well  say that President Higgins might well be in a non-political role now but he was for much of his career a Labour Party politician, who despite his bookish and artistic demeanour could happily dish out the vitriol himself.

He cuts an unlikely figure as a Commander in Chief. Elderly and walking with a limp.

Most people would be polite and say he is “diminutive”. The protestors say he is a “midget parasite”.

Those of us who are vertically challenged would feel some sympathy. Is being diminutive the last taboo of political acceptability?

In USA there is a black President. We have female Heads of State. We have gay politicians (male and female) working their way thru politics.A black President of USA? It has happened. A woman President of USA? It will happen.

A diminutive President of USA? I doubt it. It is the wrong message. The average citizen of USA does not want to see  a Commander in Chief, who is 5ft 3inches tall get off Air Force One in Moscow, Paris and London. Which means that James Madison would never get into the White House in the 21st Century.

If you saw the 2010 British Election Debates, you will have noticed that the three leaders…Cameron, Clegg and Brown were all around the same height…close to 6ft. I daresay the 2015 line up will not feature a man of below average height.

The Glass Ceiling? Women break it. The Class Ceiling? The Working Class break it.

But for some of us…..the Ceiling is very high.

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Fun With Flags…Part 5,382 (Driving Licences)

So this is a bit odd.
The responsibility for issuing Driving Licences has passed from Norn Iron to the DisUnited Kingdom.

Although I dont actually own a Driving Licence…this thought has given me a case of the vapours. I might actually own a licence like this….

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This is serious stuff.  There is a Debate in Stormont about it. Parity of Esteem.

I am surprised that nobody has pointed out that Easons Bookshop in O’Connell Street in Dublin sells “sticker” postcards. One card features the National Flag of Ireland. I have a supply of them. I use them on mail, north and south. The cards cost 40 cents each…three for €1. See above.

See also a selection of Driver Licence sized-cards that I have in my desk drawer. Manchester United Supporters Club, Queens University Student, London Transport, Electricity Key Pad, Electoral Office Voting Identity. I have now put an Irish Flag on them all. That’ll show ’em.

As all SDLP Constituency Offices hold a supply of Irish passport application forms, clearly they should also have a supply of “sticker postcards”.

I am a…..Problem Solver.

This is a reasonable solution and it would cost several thousand pounds if this was ruled on by the Equality Commission. My charge to the Norn Iron Executive….fifty  quid….er cash only.

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Liberty Hall

The tall building is Liberty Hall, Dublin. It was built in the early 1960s. And has dominated the skyline for as long as I can remember. It is the Headquarters of SIPTU and other Irish trade unions.
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The preservation of historical sites is a strange thing. We often dont recognise the importance of a site until long past the event itself.
Liberty Hall is such a place.
It replaced another “Liberty Hall”. Old photographs of the original building show it draped in a banner “We Serve Neither King or Kaiser”, a reference to the Irish Citizen Army (the paramilitary wing of the Trade Union movement in the years up to and including the Easter Rising of 1916.
It was at the old Liberty Hall that the 400 men and women of the Citizen Army and some Irish Volunteers mustered on Easter Monday morning in 1916. They marched mostly to the General Post Office where the Proclamation was read and five of the seven signatories…James Connolly (commander of the Citizen Army) among them would be based during Easter Week.

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Two plaques inside the Building. One references the 1913 Lock Out and people killed. The other references the Irish Citizen Army, the old building and 1916.

Trade Unionism has changed. The photographs whether in Dublin, Liverpool or New York City seem distant…grainy black and white images in a colourful, digital age.
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Only four generations separate the women trade unionists, honoured outside Liberty Hall from the seven young women, dressed for a “hen night” (bachelorette party) getting off the coach at the Bus Station. They will not have noticed the trade union women, all long dead. A different world.

Meanwhile across the street is the memorial to James Connolly. “The Cause of Labour is the Cause of Ireland. The Cause of Ireland is the Cause of Labour”.
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Je Suis Zorba!

The Greeks have a word for it. DEMOCRACY.
I hope it catches on.

Meanwhile Je Suis Zorba!

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