BBC Ulster Scots (sic) Word Of The Day

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I was inspired by a thread on Slugger O’Toole to look up the Ulster-Scots (please dont snigger) word for “scoundrel”. I did not have far to look because it is actually the Word of the Day on the BBC Ulster Scots website.

Apparently the word “loon” means “boy, scamp, rascal, scoundrel”. I posted this information on Slugger in response to a question on a thread. But alas the original question and my reply have been deleted by Mick Fealty. Mick has of course no reason to explain this peculiar ruling….but has offered that the thread which he initiated is a serious topic. That seems a dangerous precedent as a lot of serious Slugger threads have a little humour involved. Even Mick himself is not above a wee bit of sarcasm….but only if the target is the SDLP or Sinn Fein.

I never know how these Word of the Day things work. Is it all arranged months in advance?

Ulster-Scots Language? You couldnt make it up. Well actually they DID make it up. Parity of Esteem? Parody of Esteem?

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Laird Laird

I have only ever seen “Lord” John Laird once in my life.

It was at the West Belfast count in the 1973 Assembly Elections. Forty years ago this month. It doesnt look like he is going to have a good weekend.

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It’s Zero Sum Stupid!

Bad week for nationalism. Hence the gloating on Slugger O’Toole and the admiration there for Jim Allister of the TUV. He socked it to Sinn Fein this week or to paraphrase Slugger …it was a victory for common sense and victims. Er…quite.

But no doubt Sinn Fein will take the SpAd thing as a defeat. And in their terms an injustice.

In truth Sinn Fein were careless and not very politically aware not to think that unionists would get artificially agitated that a Special Advisor (salary £70,000) Mary McArdle appointed to assist a Sinn Fein Minister, had been in prison for murder.

It is of course unusual that a person could get a job as a civil servant, having spent twelve years in prison. With some degree of justification Sinn Fein point out that many of their MLAs have been in jail for paramiltary-related crimes. But the obvious riposte to this is that they have been ELECTED.

Personally Im not at all worked up about Mary McArdle. I hold that Sinn Fein had a right to appoint her….AND a duty to defend that decision at an election. Jim Allisters motion to ban people with a serious criminal record (as he would put it) from being Special Advisors was always going to be contentious.

To block it, Sinn Fein needed the support of at least one SDLP member. After some very public wavering, they decided not to support Sinn Fein. Of course they were not swayed by Jim Allister of TUV, the persuasive voice was Ann Travers, Catholic and sister of the woman murdered by comrades of Mary McArdle.

The consequence is that Sinn Fein dont have to defend an insensitive decision. SDLP have to defend seeming to side with Jim Allister. The months between now and the summer of 2016, when the next Assembly Election are littered with elephant traps and ultimately this SpAd trap will be forgotten. But clearly this was not a good performance by SDLP.

The simple fact is that the Good Friday Agreement of 1998 was presented as stepping stones to a united Ireland AND a series of obstacles to a united Ireland. Clearly SF saw it as a “right” to appoint Ms McArdle and this has now been thrown out.

But less publicised…certainly on Slugger….has been the decision of the High Court to rule out the “Prayers in the Park” wheeze by the Orange Order in Portadown, scheduled for next week. Denied the “right” for decades to march down the Garvaghy Road and exercise their traditional “right” to piss off Catholics in Portadown…they hit upon the wheeze of WALKING to the public park in the area and singinging hymns and saying prayers. How very….ya know…Christian of them? Who could possibly object?

Well the residents were not impressed and the High Court agree. Nice try…but back to the drawing board for the Orangemen.

Zero Sum.

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Parsley…Sage?

On his excellent blog, Ian James Parsley worries about the life of the current Assembly being extended by an extra year to 2016. It is, he says, a breach of Democracy and its hard to argue with him because the current Assembly was voted in for a four year term in 2011.

Mr Parsley, who is described as a politican and businessman on wikipedia (no I dont know who wrote it) was the Alliance Party candidate…losing candidate in the 2009 European Elections. He also polled 343 votes in Holywood in the 2005 Council Elections….the only time that he has ever been elected to anything.

In late 2009, he fought North Down in the Westminster Election in the Tory-Unionist coalition, while his wife Paula Bradshaw fought South Belfast. Both lost. Both left their Party and first Ms Bradshaw joined Alliance….and then Parsley re-joined Alliance. He still seems to harbour some political ambition. Whether the Alliance Party holds the same ambition for him is of course debatable.

But if he has his eyes on an Assembly seat, surely the most likely seat is East Antrim…where Stewart Dickson is 62 years old. While Mr Parsley would certainly add to the entertainment value of the Assembly and it would sadden us all if he had to wait an extra year to take a seat, I think that focussing on the undemocratic nature of extending the life of the Assembly might not be the most undemocratic aspect of the Stormont regime.

For example Parsleys current political party….Alliance (as of 31st May 2013) took 51,000 votes and got eight MLAs elected in 2007. The SDLP took 94,000 votes (14 seats) and UUP 87,000 votes (16 seats). This means that the Alliance Party is the fifth largest party in Norn Iron, behind DUP, Sinn Fein, SDLP and UUP….but yet in terms of Executive seats, Alliance has TWO while SDLP and UUP have just one each. To everyone outside the Alliance Party (and their influential backers and apologists on Slugger O’ Toole..this looks a wee bit….undemocratic.

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Favourite LetsGetAlongerist Opinion Poll

I am not very good at doing links to other Blogs but I urge you to vote in the Opinion Poll organised by Mr Hoboroad on his excellent Blog.

Your favourite (sic) LetsGetAlongerist.  A crowded field. Could this be the first time that Ian Parsley actually wins an election? The poor man will probably have to wait until 2016 and Stewart Dickson retiring.

Yes yes I know he won a council seat in Holywood DEA (fifth out of six candidates) but that is not exactly a stirring victory.

DONT VOTE FOR YOURSELF. Keep it classy…like the Eurovision Song Contest.

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My Top 14 LetsGetLongerists

Inspired by a stirring thread on Slugger O’Toole…on the top fourteen “cross border co-operators”, I feel like I should do a big shout out to my top fourteen LetSGetAlongerists.

1 Duncan Morrow.

2 Quintin Oliver

3 Mick Fealty

4 Andy Pollak

5 Allan Leonard

6 Robin Wilson

7 8 9 10 Ian James Parsley

11 Rev Norman Hamilton

12 Gladys Ganiel-O’Neill

13 Rick Wilford

14 Dawn Purvis

They have so much in common that I really wish they could all meet up at a conference and get to know each other. I am really surprised that none of them have thought to do it.

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H4H …EDL

When Drummer Lee Rigby was hacked to death in a London street last week, he was wearing a Tshirt, in support of the British military charity, Help for Heroes (H4H). To some extent this charity is the new ” Royal”British Legion, which seems increasingly like a dinosaur and too “establishment”

Of course, it would be a mistake to think that H4H is not “establishment” . The patronage of Royals like ” Prince” Harry gives a modern take on Establishment. And I suspect that at some point Help For Heroes will be given the seal of approval of having “Royal” added to its title.

The genesis of the charity is interesting.A s Rudyard Kipling observed in “Tommy Atkins”, the British are a bit ambivelant about its military. Colonial adventures such as India, South Africa, Kenya are offset by being on the “Good” side in World War One and World War Two. The Malvinas (Falklands) War is too associated with Margaret Thatcher to tick the “Good” box and Iraq and Afghanistan too associated with a LIE to tick the “Good” Box.

Which leaves the average British ” Tommy” in a bad spot. Or it DID…prior to Help For Heroes. Hard to see it as anything other than a deliberate …and successful…attempt to rehabilitate the British military with the British public. It is after all a volunteers army. They choose to shoot and they choose to be shot at. For Queen and Country.

With no conscription/national service and no war to fight that actually bothered the British…did they really care about Norn Iron and its seven hundred dead. There was no Wootton Basset-style ceremony to greet the body bags from Belfast and South Armagh.

Yet I think that the joint adventure with United States over the past decade…initially at least…saw the British attitude to the military compared unfavourably woth the American attitude. The Americans wrap themselves in the Flag more easily than the British. They place their hands over their hearts as the Flag passes and say “thank you for your service” to veterans in TV Detective Dramas.

Of course the Americans may be guilty of hypocrisy. The real “thank you” would be employment opportunies, benefit opportunities and educational opportunities for retuning servicemen and women.

But certainly ten years ago,the perception was that the families of serving British soldiers lived in poor accomodation and that soldiers themselves had a low social standing, compounded by a public perception that the wars they were fighting were unjust. Effectively the “top brass” at the Ministry of Defence played an Ace…the notion of a military “covenant” was drawn up…the Military played on the fact that they were “needed” and that the Public “owed” them.

Thus…the perception of OUR BOYS changed. Soldiers became more visible…given places of honour at sporting event

And significantly the soldiers were wearing battle dress or fatigues. Relatively unknown in England where the notion of Military is of pageantry and ceremony…the rows and rows of scarlet-tunic wearing men trooping the Colour and playing their part in the British Tourist Industry.

Help For Heroes is one such manifestation of this “covenant” between Military and Public. And of course it is backed by “The Sun” Rupert Murdochs tabloid rag.

There was a time when celebrity support for the Military was confined to sexist, racist, homophobic comedians like ardent Thatcherite, Jim Davidson. And of course guest appearances by The Sun’s Page 3 girls in Aghanistan.

Nowadays, its respectable to be seen supporting the Military. Mainstream celebrities will give of their time and be seen to give of their time. There may after all be a MBE or OBE further down the line.

The death toll in Iraq and Afghanistan has been high but it would be much much worse if it was not for the treatment of injury near the battlefield. People have suffered appalling injuries with which they will live for a very long time. Nobody would envy them.

One aspect of H4H has been that some people with terrible injuries have been extremely visible and extremely active in raising money for the Charity.

Lee Rigby was wearing a H4H tshirt last week and it can be no surprise that many ordinary English people have been overwhelming the H4H website and buying loads of merchandise. But a sinister aspect is that the far-right English Defence League…xenophobic and islamophobic has been exploiting the situation.

I have never taken the view that Patriotism is a bad thing. In factgenuine patriotism is a good thing. But when the patriotic genie is let out of the bottle…chauvinism and jingoism and downright fascism often follows.

It can be no surprise that the EDL has been collecting money for Help for Heroes and H4H is now so embarrassed that they will not take donations from people they believe to be extremists. But theres a certain irony that serving soldiers are often themselves supporters of the English Defence League. English soldiery with its imperialist record is not noted for liberal views.

The Charity itself…organising a cycle ride in Paris, France is distancing itself from the English Defence League but it cannot really distance itself from the underbelly of xenophobia at the heart of British imperialism.In England, they do at least make an effort to marginalise fascist scumbags. But in Norn Iron we facilitate them by setting up a forum where they can discuss their disenfranchisement. Make no mistake that the loyalist fleg protestors are from the same scumbag gene pool.

But with the English political parties in freefall….how does Help for Heroes decide on extremism. Is UKIP “extreme” ? Is DUP “extreme”? Is TUV “extreme”?

I suppose anyone who dresses up in a Nazi uniform could be regarded as a fascist and H4H would not want to accept assistance from such a person. Well actually that “Prince” Harry fella did exactly that. And yet he is one of the four main patrons of Help For Heroes.

And I suppose stating on TV that striking trade unionists should be taken out of their houses and shot in front of their families is a bit …ya know…”extreme”. But Jeremy Clarkson said that and funnily enough he is another one of the four main patrons of H4H.

 

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Public Grief …Public Hysteria

Watching the English Defence League last night on the News. They are reacting to the death of a young soldier, Lee Rigby in Woolwich, London last week.

BBC, ITN, Sky News are not in much doubt. They are the very dregs of English Society. I cannot quantify just how much the average Briton is in shock over Drummer Rigby’s killing. Soldiers HAVE been killed in English streets before..in the 1970s.  And all without hysteria…after all seven hundred died in the streets of Belfast and the hills of South Armagh.

Britain has a history of Imperialism. No big deal to send soldiers off to India, South Africa, Malvinas, Iraq, Afghanistan….Ireland. For the Imperialist soldier,Death is an occupational hazard. Necessarily imperialist soldiers die in foreign lands. And no English civilian gets hysterical. But Drummer Rigby died hacked to death in an English street….and this was not supposed to happen. English soldiers dont die in England.

Without irony, NATO issues footage of Drummer Rigby firing a machine gun…in Afghanistan.

What has produced the hysteria? We now seem to live in a world dominated by very public displays of Grief. Certainly during the worst years of the Troubles in the 1970s, there were no large floral displays to mark the spot where people were killed.

Is Grief…Public Grief that is….e rooted in the mid 1990s…was it 1997 and the death of Diana Spencer? Notably Mrs Windsor herself misjudged the public mood…a public that had gorged itself on every lurid detail the tabloids published. And the tabloids and the public on a guilt trip orchestrated the Grief. Less than twenty years later all that  Queen of Hearts stuff and Candle In The Wind CDs stuff looks risible.

But 1997 was around the time that 24 Hour News came into its own. Dianas death and 9/11-and maybe even Hurricane Katrina were the events that “made” 24 Hour News. But News is insatiable…it needs things to happen and it makes things happen. Every year when GCSE Exam results are announced, BBC, ITN and Sky send off their cameras to a “nice” school where photogenic girl students…its always girl students hug each other at the good news.

And when tragedy occurs like a teenager stabbed on a bus in Birmingham, a 4year old child murdered in Wales or six kids killed in a house fire in Derby…we see the lines of neighbours and schoolfriends lay flowers at the scene. All too public. It is now the accepted form of behaviour. Did we do that in Belfast in 1972?

And of course the technology allows us to see grief at international level…tsunamis in Japan and tornados in Oklahoma. And the technology allows us to post grief…We ” Like” and we “Share”. Our ability to empathise is reduced to clicking on those Facebook buttons.

None of which is any way sinister. Its 2013…thats how we are. But there is one sinister aspect. The Iraq War was unpopular, based on a lie and illegal and public opinion was fuelled by grief-stricken relatives like the redoubtable Mrs Gentle, the mother of a Scottish soldier who challenged the Government that it was all worthwhile. These days, the Ministry of Defence press officers and grief counsellors handle it all.

Seemingly to give relatives space, names are not announced so quickly. All the war dead are loving sons and devoted partners and gentle fathers. Yet statistically Army personnel have a disproportionate capacity for domestic violence. Commanding Officers read a piece to camera. The Dead Soldier was a Good Soldier. All were brave and all of them seemingly of good humour and the life and soul of the party. So seemingly none of them had ever got into a pot of bother with the civilian population in Catterick, Aldershot and Colchester. And being good guys would not have gone into a civilian life that involved petty crime or imprisonment…too often the lot of former soldiers.

We were naive in Norn Iron In the 1970s. We thanked GOD we were alive and we never thought…in those days before compensation culture…that the trauma was worth a few quid if only it had happened to us (less likely) in the 1980s and 1990s.

And we knew nothing about the “right way” to deal with Grief. We simply moved on. No counselling. And maybe that is the reason that people of my generation are so skeptical about Conflict Resolution and Truth and Reconciliation and Healing and all that stuff that the Overclass say we must have. Because it is too late. Much too late.

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Wexford 1798

Wexford is probably my favourite county. History is written in every blade of grass and importantly people down there actually care about it.

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Boulavogue where it all started on a bright May meadow. The Harrow, where the first skirmish took place and Oulart Hill, where the first “battle” was fought. The passage grave is a genuinely great tribute to the men (and women) of 1798.

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Twitter Ye Not!

I left Twitter about three months ago. I never really “got”Twitter. At Rostrevor, on Friday night it seemed most people have a Twitter account. I signed up again last night.

In fairness to Twitter, it does what it says onthe tin. People “follow” and are”followed”. Facebook has “friends”, misleading word. For the record, I have two live FB accounts…one for personal friends and the other for political friends. For most people involved in Politics or Blogging, FB is almost compulsory but I just cant warm to it. I see no point in having 3,418 “friends” across the political spectrum. It is childish and is really more about collecting names. It seems like a hobby in which political advisors indulge…the number of the cross-party friendships being some kinda sign of Sophistication.

In all these “friends” lists, there is a hard core of movers and shakers, the usual suspects who are not quite politicians but perceived to be more influential than actual politicians. Good people to know if you are a student looking for a career or an internship. Useful for your CV. Its networking…and I hate it.

I probably have less than 25 people in my FB political friends account. I suppose the most I ever had was about 75 and never really made a point of collecting names…important and self-important movers and shakers. Indeed the biggest buzz I ever got on Facebook was rejecting an “add me” request from a man who is at the very core of moving and shaking. And it still gives me a buzz that I avoid eye contact with him at various vol au vent events. No easy way to say this…I just dont like him.

Thats the thing with Networking. Its too much Compromise. And I am just not very good at that. Nor am I totally at ease at vol au vent events.

“Fitzjames Horse” is an unlikely nom de guerre for a 21st century blogger. In one form or another, I have used it for over a decade, mostly on history related sites where it makes more sense. And I have used it since I joined Slugger O’Toole in January 2010. The interesting thing about a pseudonym is that it accidently invites people to guess an identity. Thus I enjoyed the Alliance eejit on Slugger who outed me as Brian Feeney….its not my job to correct such impressions.

And seemingly my 2010 posts on Slugger made the position of one SDLP staffer uncomfortable as he was often assumed to be a mole.

By November 2010, I had probably enjoyed two years on the vol au vent circuit, completely unknown and blogging on My Space or Blogger in an irregular way. At a fringe meeting at the 2010 SDLP Conference, I was photographed in the middle of a question and I laughed it off saying “please dont photograph me…I am an internationally known blogger” Afterwards he asked me who I was and I told him and his reaction was complimentary. Seemingly SDLP….for the most part…liked what I wrote on Slugger.

It encouraged me enough to introduce myself to an amused Mick Fealty a few weeks later. I had booked into a Slugger organised event under an assumed name.  A bit weird. Actually VERY weird. But the thing is that all bloggers are “straw men” and the pseudonyms are really the most interesting thing about us. As Dorothy and her companions discovered, the Wizard of Oz is really an old man with a booming microphone hiding behind a screen. “Fitzjames Horse” is an old man with a headset hiding behind a computer screen.

Thankfully “Keeping An Eye on the Czar of Russia” is more successful than I could have dreamed more eighteen months ago. Ironically I actually enjoyed vol-au-vent type function there.

But usually Im a bit of a wallflower in Networking situations. These Receptions, Seminars, Launches are really more about coffee and vol-au-vents than they are about the actual advertised subject. Two kinda people attend….those who need to network and those who dont. Its a peculiar food chain….target a person that you might find useful to know and that person will already be looking beyond you to someone that he will find much more useful to know.

I tended to use Twitter and Facebook to announce blogs to a wider public. I have not done this in months. No real need as I find that my Blog reaches the people I want it to reach.

This is a pan-nationalist blog. I dont think that I have ever used the words “Stoop” and “Shinner”. I think that nationalism is better served by two parties rather than one. And we need a better parity between SDLP and Sinn Fein. I dont see any new genuinely centrist unionist Party as a threat. Indeed its possibly complimentary. The problem there is that liberal unionism has never really delivered. But it will be interesting to see how many votes they take from the Alliance Party…..that would be a real service to Nationalism and indeed Democracy.

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