Civil Disobedience Is Not Always Illegal

Here is a thought.
The Orange Order is calling for protests up to and including Civil Disobedience so that they can get up the Crumlin Road in Belfast.
There has been much comment that this is illegal.
I’m not so sure.
I speak as a veteran of Civil Disobedience.
Christmas 1971…nationalists were encouraged to post letters with the Queen upside down …a stamp is after all only a receipt for a service. Its probably not illegal to post a letter that way. Presumably everyone makes a mistake.
Likewise we were encouraged to buy halfpenny stamps. If we posted a Christmas card with five halfpenny stamps instead of a single stamp….Post Offices would run out of them. And that would be …apparently very bad.
I was enthusiastic about Civil Disobedience. I was led to believe it would stop the British War Machine in its imperialist tracks.
So as I stuck our halfpenny stamps …upside down…on our 1971 Christmas Cards…my father pointed out that I was still “licking the Queens backside” and doing it a lot more than was strictly necessary.

Which brings me to last week. Ever anxious to use my Translink bus/train card….I obtained a ticket to Larne Harbour….but along the route I decided Id like to have a look around Carrickfergus.
No harm done. A ticket to Carrick costs me nothing….just like a ticket to Strabane, Newry, Enniskillen, Bangor, Derry….all the same to me.
And free wi-fi means I can update my Facebook Status with gems such as “just approaching Trooperslane”.
So getting off in Carrickfergus instead of journeying on to Larne cost me nothing.
Indeed if I had obtained a ticket to Derry and got I off at Yorkgate (the first stop after Belfast Central) then it would have still cost me nothing.
But who exactly pays the nice folks at Translink for my three or four trips a week across Norn Iron.
Presumably the nice folks at the Depatment of Social Development (DSD) pick up the tab for me.
Suppose this was mis-used.
Just imagine several thousand Orange pensioners descending on their local train station or bus stop and obtaining “end of the line tickets”, depriving folks from getting to work….and maybe travelling a single stop and doing it all again….several times a day.

I am not off course suggesting that the Orange Order should adopt such a tactic. Merely stating that it is Civil Disobedience but is hardly “illegal” unless of course it is fraudulent to effectively over-charge the DSD.
I dunno. Somebody at Twaddell Avenue should ask their MLA (Nelson McCausland) to ask the Minister for Social Development (Nelson McCausland) for advice.

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George Best…On A Stamp?

No I am still not ready to return to full-time Blogging. The funny thing about Blogging is that it started several years ago as a diversion…and while I am absolutely thrilled that it reached dizzy heights in 2013, “Keeping An Eye On The Czar Of Russia” became a full-time job…and lost a certain amount of FUN.
Getting the “hits” meant that I had to step up my game a bit and that needed a certain amount of support which I did not get.
As I am a NERD who pre-dates the nerdiness of Tintenet, I have turned my attention to other nerdy activities.
For example, did you miss the issue of this set of stamps (see photograph of Presentation Pack) …by the British Post Office in May this year.
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A cute idea. Eleven “British” (sic) Footballers arranged in such a way that it resembles a traditional team photograph. The miniature sheet actually shows this better.
But…I am a bit of a traditionalist. Being on a stamp is a great honour and I tend to think that to qualify, you must be…dead.
But so far as I am aware only three of these Footballers are deceased….John Charles (Wales), Bobby Moore (England) and George Best (from Our Wee Country, Norn Iron).
The rest are all hail and hearty. Now I should point out I do not collect British stamps but I do collect stamps of Irish interest and clearly George Best qualifies.
But here’s the thing. A set of British (sic) stamps had to include a Welsh player….and pre-Gareth Bale, that would be John Charles or Ian Rush…and the decision went with The Gentle Giant.
And of course at least one Scot had to be included…Dennis Law but surely Kenny Dalglish outranks Dave Mackay (I remember him well and he was brilliant).
And for Norn Iron….well clearly George Best. The only serious rival would be Pat Jennings. But here’s the thing. Does George Best, a tax dodger who beat up lovers and served time in prison for assault deserve the great honour. Does his behaviour…boorish and violent…only in part explained by his alcoholism…disqualify him?
Of course George Best is actually dead but last year, Britain issued a stamp for every gold medal winning Olympian an earlier this year for success at Wimbledon. Other living people recently featured on stamps include actors, David Tennant and Michael Gambon.
With over fifty Olympians and Paralympians honoured….can this be a hostage to Fortune. A tabloid headline waiting to happen.
Interestingly Paul Gasgoigne, as troubled as George Best, might have had a legitimate claim to be on a stamp.
Yet I have to ask is George Best the only person with a criminal conviction and prison sentence for assault to appear alongside Mrs Elizabeth Windsor on one of her stamps.
Yet clearly it would be an insult to Our Wee Country and the eejits at Twaddell Avenue if George had been disqualified and Pat Jennings or Martin O’Neill (er Catholics) made it onto the team sheet.

I am actually noting two different things here. That a convicted criminal (assault) appears on a stamp because it would have been politically unacceptable to Norn Iron unionists if he was omitted….AND that issuing stamps of living people is a hostage to fortune.
Of course Ireland has issued lots of stamps of people with criminal convictions (in a manner of speaking) Pearse, Connolly, Tone, Emmet, McCracken, Davitt, Parnell, Russell, Barry, Ashe, Markievicz….Indeed having a criminal conviction (of sorts) is almost compulsory to get on an Irish stamp.

And living people do appear on Irish stamps…Roy Keane, Paul McGrath (footballers), Paul O’Connell (rugby), Cillian Murphy (actor) among them.

If you think I am overstating it….just think how embarrassing it might be if Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall had been on a British stamp.

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A Man With A Beard

It was…I know for a fact…the last Saturday before our sons went back to school after the summer vacation.
It was maybe 1996 or 1997. The Big News in Norn Iron was that the “Talks” which would eventually lead to the Good Friday Agreement in 1998 were in difficulty. As I recall Sinn Fein were temporarily excluded.
My wife, sons and my mother headed off to County Donegal. We went on to the beach at Falcarragh. Kinda cold. Bit breezy but not actually blustery. Irish beaches are strange. We tend to go for bracing walks rather than actually sit around.
So we were walking along the beach.Mrs FJH and THE Mrs FJH and #2 Son were some distance behind #1 Son and myself.
Walking towards us on the deserted beach was a man with a baseball cap, with a hurling stick. Every so often, he threw up a stone from the beach, and hit it with his caman and his little dog ran after it. Wee drew closer.
After a while, the little dog…did what little dogs do on beaches. He pooped. And to his credit, the Man dug a very large hole in the sand and as he was finishing…I was alongside him.
“Id make the wee dog dig that himself” I said cheerily.
“He’s making me work hard” he said. And he briefly looked up from under the baseball cap and I noticed the beard…a very recognisable beard.
And that was it.
Except I waited for the rest of the family to join me.
“Did you recognise that man?” I asked Mrs FJH.
She hadn’t and I told her.
“What did you say to him.?” She asked in an unnecessarily anxious way. And I told her.
” But how did he take it?” She asked in a slight panic
And I said he took it fine.
And Mrs FJH looked around.
“It cant be him…he has no bodyguards….and anyway look at the car he is getting into. Its ancient and falling apart…..and He would not own a wee dog like that. He would have an Irish Wolfhound or…an Irish Setter”
Yes…actually the wee dog was a bit unusual.

But a strange thing. Just a few days later, the Guardian profiled the Man…or more precisely his rarely seen wife. And turns out the Man had a King Charles Spaniel.
That evening I felt rather smug.
“I told you it was him” I said.

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Nurturing Unionist Stupidity

A few weeks ago, a taxi driver told me a story. One of his neighbours took off his shoes and socks and walked twelve miles on a cold night to a hospital…where he was detained as being a person at risk.
Thats sad of course…but the good news is that he won his “tribunal” and had his Disability Living Allowance restored to him.
The taxi driver thought there was a connexion..

Perhaps we only thought this kinda thing happened in fiction. After all Captain Edmund Blackadder tried to use that old Sudan trick…wear our underpants on your head, stick two pencils up your nostrils and say “Wibble”.

So Willie Frazer goes to court dressed as Abu Hamza, the Islamist preacher…the man with the eye patch and hook for a hand. His alleged point is that he is being treated worse than an Islamist extremist. The “good law” which he supports was not designed for a “Protestant from Norn Iron”. He is offended.
Perhaps he should have said “Wibble”.

He…and the broader “Civil Rights Camp” loyalists are of course an embarrassment to Unionism. Should Nationalists care? Well seemingly “liberal” unionists seem to think that we should care.
They suggest that Willie Frazer, in particular is a man who has suffered a lot and may be unstable and even “fragile”.
They want us to believe that the Fleggers …subject of much humour…are in fact untypical of Unionism and that they are at best a sideshow. Nothing to do with the great battle of ideas between Unionism and Nationalism.
This is of course nonsense. Unionism has never been shy about using the unacceptable face of extreme loyalism. The “liberals” are at heart no different. After all didnt one of the leading apologists for so-called liberal unionism use the vilest of words to describe the SDLP.
The Unionist stance that we should not judge Unionism by the standards of behaviour and discourse of the lowest element in unionism is bad enough…but to claim a bye ball…a pass for Frazer and his cohorts on the grounds of unproven “fragility” seems risible.
Certainly most Nationalists cant stop laughing at Unionism.
But rather like a football team playing its fiercest rival cant be expected to worry that the opposing left back has an injury problem and sportingly decide not to expose the weakness….then it is not for Nationalists to do the sporting thing and avoid attacking Unionism at its weakest point…Willie Frazer, Jamie Bryson and the rest of them.

I am not qualified to say whether any individual should be in Court or “up a tree in Purdysburn” (as the politically incorrect Belfast folks would say)…but nor is any liberal unionist qualified to say.
As Frazer is a very public advocate for Unionism and is not restrained from public statement, then he is fair game.
Liberal Unionism is not so much concerned with Frazers fragility but with the realisation that the underbelly of Unionism is exposed. And that mainstream Unionism is exposed.
Shrill cries from the apologists for “liberal” unionism to leave their Willie alone (in a manner of speaking) cuts no ice.
Rather like “liberals” in the American Republican Party complain that the media concentrate too much on extreme conservatives who are outspokenly Islamaphobic, homophobic, sexist and racist…its fair to say that excessive GOP tolerance of tea-party extremists …has had consequences.
Likewise Unionist tolerance of aspects of Loyalist Culture has consequences for Unionism and they should not be allowed to distance themselves from the Fleggers.

The Greeks would probably have a word for this. I see that several members of the quasi-fascist New Dawn Movement, inluding members of the Greek Parliament have been rounded up by the Greek police. A response to levels of violence and civil unrest there…seemingly organised by the Far Right.
Has there been a swoop on Far Right politicians in Norn Iron in recent months? Is David Ford the Alliance Minister for Justice planning one with Chief Constable Baggot?

Have we no credible response to street violence? Other than pussy-footing around with Far Right street thugs because they must be facilitated and made to feel “included” because they are so uncertain of their “identity”?
Meanwhile a woman is recovering from gunshot wounds in East Belfast. The newspapers hint that it is a “domestic” incident not unrelated to a previous relationship with a local thug.
To what levels do we really have to be dragged for the so called Common Good of the Peace Process?

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And…It’s Goodbye From Him

I will no longer be keeping an eye on the Czar of Russia.
There will be no more updates to this Blog.
This Blog had been one of the most interesting things that I have done in my (later) life.
Starting in August 2011…I could actually sign in and find that the previous day, the Blog had been viewed by NOBODY.
Thanks to a few people…notably Mick at Slugger O’ Toole, the Blog started getting viewed.
The best month was June 2013….when I got over 20,000 views. Success brings its own set of problems. Writing a Blog and knowing Nobody will see it is totally different from writing a Blog knowing that it will be seen by a scary number of people.
I have always believed that a Blog is about two things. The original post and the comments made in response to that original post. The success therefore owes a lot to the people that have contributed.
I have discouraged animosity….no “Stoops”, no “Shinner” abuse. And of course never any Alliance voice. They are over-represented in the gerrymandered Executive so Hell will freeze over before I have them here.

Increasingly some things have bothered me.
I have always promoted SDLP values here…but earned some kudos for being independently minded. Indeed its very difficult to run a Blog and be a member of a political party.
I have at times of this Blog been an actual member. At other times just “gene pool” SDLP.
At one level, its important to be credible for a wider audience. At another its difficult to be in a room with people who might be uncomfortable with a blogger in the room.
The great difference is that a political anorak ANALYSES things…and GUESSES things. But a Party member can somehow KNOW things.
And thats a big difference.
The more a Party Member “knows” the “less” he can Blog.
And there is always the temptation which Ive hopefully avoided of “spinning”.
There has been a certain amount of fun in being FitzjamesHorse.
A certain amount of fun to be had in standing next to exchanging a few pleasantries with an Alliance politican at the Dunadry Inn, the day after I have argued with her on Slugger. Or being pleasant to an Alliance member at a sandwich bar in the Hi-Park Centre and knowing that a few weeks before he had told me on Slugger that I was “Brian Feeney”.
The whole SDLP thing on Slugger came about entirely by accident.
There are few SDLP voices there….I dont blame them Mick….and it fell to me, originally with a sense of fairness and later commitment to defend the SDLP case.
Being an anonymous blogger…it was never really going to last.
There is something about me which is a bit Wizard of Oz. An old man hiding behind a screen is actually a bit of a disappointment.
And the old man hiding behind the computer screen is also a bit of a disappointment to people.
What were they expecting? A dashing 18th century cavalry officer?
So…thanks.
Thats All Folks!

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Celebrity Stormont

Now that Fearghal McKinney (SDLP) has joined his former Ulster TV News colleague Mike Nesbitt (UUP) in Stormont…it is surely time to throw out the 106 other MLAs and replace them with our best loved journalists and celebrities.
I daresay that Stormont is a reflection of our Society.
Surely UTV and BBC are a reflection of our Society. …say 50% unionist/loyalist, 40% nationalist/republican and a mere 10% letsgetalongerist.

So….
Conor Bradford
Wendi Austin
Julian Simmonds
Paul Clarke,
Martina Purdy
Tara Mills
Mark Carruthers
Noel Thompson
Gareth Gordon
Ken Reid
Sharon O’Neill
Jake O’Kane
Tim McGarry
Professor Deirdre Heenan
Professor Rik Wilford
May McFetridge
Adrian Dunbar
Rory McIlroy
Darren Clarke
Angie Phillips
Barra Best
Kieron Tourish
Malachi O’Doherty,
Eamonn Mallie (oh wait hes not best loved)
Quintin Oliver
Alan in Belfast
Joe Brolly
Cardinal Sean Brady
Mickey Harte
Mick Fealty
Clare McCollum
Stephen Watson
Chief Constable Matt Baggott
Walter Love
Mark Sidebottom
Stephen Nolan
Gerry Anderson

Please feel free to add more of our excellent celebrities.
I would obviously discourage attaching party labels to them πŸ˜‰
But Im sure that our Media and Cultural life is 50-40-10

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Fearghal McKinney MLA

Congratulations to Fearghal McKinney, who becomes a MLA tomorrow.
Elected on a clear majority over Claire Hanna (commiserations to a very able candidate).
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The voting 113 to 69 will surprise many.I honestly thought Fearghal would win.But the margin surprised me. The pattern seemed to be that most people had made up their minds…came in voted and went home. By the way, I spent the evening in the company of the charming Ms Martina Purdy of BBC and Ms Sarah Campbell of UTV. I am now a bona fide Media Person.

Perhaps the interesting thing about the voting figures is that it shows people voted beyond the Branch, Gender, Age, Philosophy “boxes”.
And that makes it a good result for SDLP. A winning margin of say five votes would have been a bad result.

For Fearghal …clearly a good night. There was a feeling that if he lost tonight it would be the end of a career. He is in his mid 50s and I think unlikely to have been selected in 2016. That in itself was a small factor.
Claire…clearly disappointed but her time will come again. She is due to have a baby before Christmas. The Timing just wasnt right. Fearghal now has three years ahead as a public representative. Claire remains a Belfast City Councillor.

So a good night for SDLP which of course means its a bad night for Slugger O’Toole.
Only yesterday one of their new columnists was stating that Claire had the edge and that only a late surge could win it for Fearghal. The figures show that is extremely unlikely. …so were David McCann and Mick Fealty being “spun” yesterday. Or were they perhaps “spinning”.
For Shame.
And For Shame Alan in Belfast who tweeted a pic of Fearghal in front of a UUP logo eralier this week. I suggested it might seem inappropriate and was told he would get a better one if he wanted one.
And guess what…that pic appears on Slugger tonight.

I never expect much from Slugger…but Alan youre better than that. Feel free to use the pic I took tonight.

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So Farewell Then Trevor Lunn?

Surely he has to resign.
Personally Id prefer if he didnt resign as he demeans the Allisnce Party by being MLA for Lagan Valley.
He is 67 years old and can just sit his present little difficulty out. Its unlikely he would want to stand again for election in 2016.
And even more unlikely that tne Alliance Party…a shameless bunch at the best of times….would want him on the ticket.

Pressed on the precise qualifications that his wife has provide him with advice, Mr Lunn rather sheepishly replied that he is not a great believer in “qualifications”
Well ….he is actually the Alliance Party spokesman on EDUCATION!!!
You couldnt make it up.
So in two weeks time, Queens University will be starting a new academic year.
And there will be a Freshers Bazaar, where students will be able to join various clubs and societies, including the Alliance Party.
Yes they will have a stall.
And maybe some senior members of Alliance Party will be there to give the student branch a boost.
Will the Alliance spokesman on Education be there?
Shaking hands with students and encouraging them to join the Party. Will students remind Trevor Lunn, that he doesnt believe in qualifications…the whole purpose ofa University?
And will Stephen Farry, the Alliance Minister for EMPLOYMENT and LEARNING disacociate himself from Lunns comments?

Readers might remember a profile of Mr Lunn on TV a few years ago. A Presbyterian layman, Mr Lunn plays the organ in his Church…and in the local Catholic Church (Lisburn) at Christmas Midnight Mass. So….obviously a good guy.

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Sinn Fein Take Half Term Holiday.

So farewell then Councillor Tom Hartley, Sinn Fein Councillor for Lower Falls.
So farewell then Councillor Gerard O’Neill, Sinn Fein Councillor for Upper Falls.
So Farewell then Councillor Danny Lavery, Sinn Fein Councillor for Oldpark.
All have announced their resignation from Belfast City Council. They were elected to the Council in 2011 but are bowing out before the 2014 Council Election.
They will of course be replaced by three “co-options”. Decided by Sinn Fein, they will be a mixture of bright young things and boys (and maybe girls) from the Felons Club.

And…STOP PRESS….Councillor Conor Maskey has also resigned to be (probably) re-cycled.
Co-Option is the process where the Party of a deceased or resigning councillor nominates the successor…and it is nodded thru by the Council, without a bye-election.
At its best, it is all very civilised.
In multi-seat constituencies, take Upper Falls…there are five elected councillors. Four Sinn Fein and one SDLP. The resignation of the SDLP councillor and the co-option of a SDLP replacement is the decent thing to do…preserving as it does the mandate and respecting the wishes of the minority SDLP voters.
Sinn Fein could of course trigger a bye-election by blocking the SDLP nominee but a convention has been established in the Assembly and local council chambers where rival parties will do the decent thing when a councillor resigns or dies.

It is a civilised approach and works well but sadly open to abuse and Sinn Fein and DUP have done it rather too much. Double jobbing …the process where a politician is elected to serve in more than one Legislature and the public disapproval has meant that politicians have resigned one job and a co-option has been accepted.
Its over-use is an insult to the electorate.
In fairness its not really an issue that disturbs many people, in part because it is not exactly on the radar.

There are of course alternatives to electing an individual. We could have a “list system” whereby people vote for a Party and the Party nominates people from their Party.
Why are Sinn Fein doing this?
Well in part, they want to bring forward some new faces and give them a profile before the 2014 Election.
In part, its a disciplinary device. SF have a…dare I say it….military discipline. Their personnel are less important than the overall “Goal”.
Sinn Fein (they claim and it is disputed) pool their individual income and re-allocate it to the Party as a whole. So there is no (allegedly) more benefit to being a MLA or “advisor” in Stormont or local advice centre.

Personally I think that it is a shame that a convention designed to ensure the protection of smaller parties is so abused.

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Conall McDevitt

Saddened to learn of resignation of Conall McDevitt from Politics.
This Blog is socialist, republican and nationalist and while getting some credit for being independently minded, I lean towards SDLP.
In the circumstances, I will not be blogging about this story.
There is clearly an element of grief for Conall and the broader SDLP.
The Party…I am NOT a member…deserves the support of its friends.

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