Poster Boys & Girls…#26 Niall Ó Donnghaile (Sinn Féin)

27th April.

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This poster is outside the Strand Bar in Mountpottinger Road. Niall Ó Donnghaile is a youthful Sinn Féin veteran and candidate in East Belfast. He is media savvy and a former Mayor of Belfast. He has done well to get a significant vote in the Short Strand area…a nationalist enclave in East Belfast. Especially after the party was rejected by residents in the aftermath of the murder of Robert McCartney.

Niall probably needs to wise up a bit. Id like to see him mature a bit. He cant really expect an Assembly seat without moving out of East Belfast, a place he clearly loves.

But “over the Bridge” is almost alien to a certified “Westie” like myself. I did have a cousin who lived in Chamberlain Street (a loyalist street)  in the 1960s and it seemed hostile…even then. My only other experience in the 1960s was leaving a girl home from a Legion of Mary disco in South Belfast in 1968. Happy Days.

And I do recall the summer of 1970, when I went into the Short Strand a few days after the Battle of St Matthews. Difficult as life could be in West Belfast, it was or seemed more difficult  there.

Short Strand SEEMS less dangerous now although Orange marches etc are a constant problem in the Marching Season. But the “peace walls” are helpful and certainly the disappearance of the old Belfast Corporation Electricity Department at Laganbank and Sirocco have made life more bearable. On the Albertbridge Road….road works and landscaping have created a neutral zone between communities.

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How Would Slugger O’Toole Vote? Is It Important?u

As Slugger O’Toole ponders the voting intentions of golfer, Rory McIlroy…I ponder the voting intentions of Slugger O’Toole. Idle speculation on my part of course. It is a private matter. But for the record, I am voting SDLP and the contributors to Slugger O’Toole wont mind if I speculate about them.

Mick Fealty….resident in England. I wont speculate.

Alan Meban…well resident in Lagan Valley, I would assume. It cant be easy being aBlogger on first name terms with politicians from a wide range of parties. Mrs Meban is actually a minister of religion and close to LetsGetAlongerism. There are nine candidates in Lagan Valley and while I usually consider Alan close to NI21 (not standing) I would think the only rivals for Alan’s vote would be Alex Redpath (UUP) and Trevor Lunn (Alliance). Ironically Lunn is not overly liberal but into all that ecumenical stuff. Maybe Jonny Orr, the Independent is running on a specific local issue, dear to Alan.

David McCann….North Belfast. Seems to have a soft spot for SDLP but told a canvasser he didnt like the candidate. David has a background in Fianna Fáil but has been sucked into the metrotextual world of so-called “progressive” politics. Yet Alban Magenniss individual position on Equal Marriage might push David to Gerry Kelly (SF) or Jason O’Neill (Alliance). David always seems more concerned with individual politicians rather than political parties.

Chris Donnelly…straight forward Sinn Féin.

David Dimbleby Walker…resident in England. Conservative.

Pete “Sheldon” Baker….I am told SDLP background but he is now resident on Deep Space 9. Wants manifestos published in Klingon. Will probably vote for the Federation of Planets.

Brian O’Neill and Gladys Ganiel…resident in North Belfast (?)  Brian leans more to secular liberal unionism and Gladys to LetsGetAlongerism. Brian is an “our wee country” kinda guy and vitriolic about Sinn Féin and dismissive of SDLP. I can see Brian holding his nose to vote for Nigel Dodds (DUP) to keep Gerry Kelly out. But maybe Brian will spoil his vote as there seems no perfect fit…such as NI21 or a “moderate” UUP. Gladys? …now that would be an ecumenical matter.

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How Would Our Celebs Vote? Life Imitates Art

As Slugger O’Toole asks the question “How Would Rory McIlroy Vote? …And Why It is Important” it is clearly a case of Life imitating Art.

On 13th September 2013, I wrote a piece here called “Celebrity Stormont”. It was 50% serious and 50% tongue in cheek.

Our local celebrities unlike their English (and Scottish) counterparts are reluctant to be identified with a political party.

Indeed, David Tennant (Dr Who) is the voice-over in Labour Election broadcasts. William Roache (Ken Barlow) is a Tory and Brian Cox (the Scottish actor) is very publicly SNP.

Yet we dont know the politics of our locals. There is of course a serious dimension. Of those that vote, our Society breaks down into …Unionist (50%) Nationalist (40%) and LetsGetAlongerist (10%). So why do I get the feeling that people in public life do not reflect this breakdown.

Are the “movers and shakers”…..the (say) one hundred best known and loved faces in Norn Iron….truly representative. LetsGetAlongerists like to claim that our Politics is unrepresentative of our “Society”.

Of course we are formed by birth, income, education,religion and location…and philosophy.

But is Mickey Harte, the Tyrone GAA manager going to vote DUP next week? Will “Dame” Mary Peters be putting her “X” against Sinn Féin?

What about Quintin Oliver? ….maybe TUV. Patrick Corrigan of Amnesty? ….UKIP.

Will any celeb endorse a Party?

Below is a list of nearly forty of our wonderful celebrities. I wish Lucid Talk would conduct a poll.

So….
Conor Bradford
Wendi Austin
Julian Simmonds
Paul Clarke,
Martina Purdy
Tara Mills
Mark Carruthers
Noel Thompson
Gareth Gordon
Ken Reid
Sharon O’Neill
Jake O’Kane
Tim McGarry
Professor Deirdre Heenan
Professor Rik Wilford
May McFetridge
Adrian Dunbar
Rory McIlroy
Darren Clarke
Angie Phillips
Barra Best
Kieron Tourish
Malachi O’Doherty,
Eamonn Mallie (oh wait hes not best loved)
Quintin Oliver
Alan in Belfast
Joe Brolly
Cardinal Sean Brady
Mickey Harte
Clare McCollum
Stephen Watson
Chief Constable Matt Baggott
Walter Love
Mark Sidebottom
Stephen Nolan

A good parlour game.

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How Would Eamonn Holmes Vote?

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As Slugger O’Toole asks “How Would Rory McIlroy Vote…and Why It is Important”, I publish this pic of Eamonn Holmes, another export from Norn Iron. Coincidently I took the pic this morning while mumbling “get that gobshite off my TV”

Is there a clue in his body language?

Is it important how Eamonn Holmes votes? Is it more or less significant than how Rory McIlroy votes?

I do know that Rory McIlroy is a Golfer. And I know Eamonn Holmes is a Journalist.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#25 Neil Paine (CISTA)

27th April.

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Outside Dunne’s Stores, Coleraine. Neil Paine is the East Derry candidate for Canabis is Safer Than Alcohol Party.

A bit like the plain packaging on tobacco products, the party is designated as “CISTA”. Presumably even in a free society, where alcohol can only be sold to people over eighteen and tobacco products to people over sixteen (I think).

Additionally Cigarettes can only be sold from closed cupboards behind the counters in stores.

So it seems a curious compromise. Clearly you have to be eighteen to vote for “CISTA” and this poster is clearly visible to any child who can read. I would love to have been in the Electoral Commission when the Party, the symbol and the posters were discussed.

Yet Cannabis is an illegal product and this poster is more visible than a packet of twenty Mayfair Lites in Tesco.

I dont know if Cannabis is safer than Alcohol. I have minimal experience of it aged 49 and I have no experience of Alcohol. But I have sat in hospital waiting rooms on a Saturday night. cannabis is a safe drug or a “gateway” drug? I have no idea but I know that a lot of criminals make a lot of cash which ends up laundered in banks and I know bankers get a nice bonus.

Economically we seem to need the trade to be illegal.

A War on Money Laundering would make as much sense as a War on Terror. And is there really a War on Drugs?

Yet, I suppose “CISTA” deserve credit for highlighting a lot of hypocrisy. I dont believe the statistic that says one in ten people are regular users of “weed” as the cool kids call it. After all I know more than gen people.

But I do believe a candidate who says he has been a regular user for years. What I dont understand is that the Police Service for Norn Iron dont follow up….”where do you buy your supply?”. Maybe one in ten PSNI are smoking a “joint” (as the same cool kids say). I dunno if “CISTA” will get some protest votes. Maybe student votes from Coleraine campus of University of Ulster. Or maybe “CISTA” will do poorly. It would be a real “buzz kill”  (as the cool kids say).

I just think it very odd that Tobacco products cannot be advertised on TV but thru standing five candidates in Norn Iron, Cannabis Is Safer Than Alcohol is allowed a four minute FREE Party Political Broadcast without parental advisory.

Maybe next year we will have a Nudist Party. Or the Pornography Is Great Party. Look out for those “PIG” posters in 2016.

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An Appeal On Behalf Of The Alliance Party

I have now published 24 Election posters. You will be delighted to know that I have another twenty to be published over the next few days.

Why am I doing it? Well mostly for the craic. But the serious nerdy reason is that I want to record this Election. Some candidates are taking their first steps in politics and others, well known for decades are probably standing down. Necessarily this means that I have to travel (on my bus and train pass) thru Norn Iron. And it means I get a feel for the visibility of Parties. It is often a reflection of the effort being put in.

And it means that I often travelling to the same towns on a fairly regular basis.

On Saturday, I was in South Belfast (about the fourth time I have been), went by train to Larne (first time) and back to Yorkgate and a bus along Shore Road in North Belfast (maybe fifth time)and a bus to and from the Abbey Centre in Newtownabbey.

On Monday, I was in Short Strand (about the fifth time) and got a train to Coleraine (first time in East Derry) and got a bus to Portrush (geographically in County Antrim and electorally in East Derry) and back to Coleraine…and a bus to Limavady (East Derry) and another bus to Derry (Foyle…fourth time) and a train home.

It means that I am building up a picture.

In East Belfast, posters for Naomi Long (Alliance) are all over. Gavin Robinson (DUP) is everywhere except Short Strand. Niall Ó Donnghaile (Sinn Féin) is only in Short Strand. Mary Muldoon (SDLP) and Ross Brown (Green) are all over but in limited numbers.

East Derry was interesting. Coleraine Town Centre had very few poster at all. I saw no SDLP, Sinn Féin or Alliance posters in the shopping area. And at Dunnes Stores spotted UUP, DUP and CISTA. On the road to Portrush, I saw more UUP, DUP as well as SDLP and possibly Alliance. In Portrush SDLP posters probably outnumbered the two unionist parties.

The bus to Limavady …some SDLP and one Sinn Féin as well as the unionist parties. The villages along the way reflected the general demographic but I think there were posters of the four main parties fairly evenly distributed. I did see a lone generic Alliance poster at a small country crossroads.

Limavady Town…the four main parties. And likewise on the road to Derry. No Alliance.

The main purpose of my 45 minutes in Derry, effectively a walk from the Bus Station to the Railway Station was to photograph unionist and Alliance posters and I managed to get UUP and DUP. No Alliance at all.

Of course things change during a campaign. North Belfast has Sinn Féin and DUP posters from a very early stage on Crumlin Road and Antrim Road and into Glengormley. As of Saturday, there were SDLP, DUP, Workers Party and Alliance in York Street and DUP, Workers Party and Alliance on Shore Road. No SDLP or Sinn Féin until Star of the Sea school.

My guideline for taking pics….I dont take any from a bus, unless I am convinced that it is the only one I will see. And it helps if there is “juice” in my ipad. Even if I am being unflattering to a candidate or Party, I need the poster.

Of course, Parties will have a schedule for postering their constituency. It takes a while to get all the posters up and what I have been seeing is literally a snapshot of the election on any given day. I dont photograph de-faced or posters (there are very few) but I daresay a number have been taken down by anti-democrats. I dont photograph “generic” posters.

But I am getting a vibe from the Alliance Party. In East Derry, Upper Bann and Foyle, they are almost invisible. A few generic posters at best. And yet “feedback” is that at least two candidates from western constituencies are more likely to be seen canvassing for Naomi Long in East Belfast than for themselves in their designated area.

So…basically I am short of Alliance pics. I am trying….Mick Fealty and the guys at Slugger O’Toole like to see LetsGetAlongerist Porn.

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Marriage Equality Is Generational…Time For SDLP Youth To Step Up

Disappointing that four SDLP members from fourteen could not bring themselves to support the Equal Marriage Bill in the Assembly yesterday. Equally disappointing that three of eight Alliance members could not vote for this either. Although I dont really care what Alliance thinks.

My own position is clear. I am FOR Marriage Equality. I want all citizens to endure the 32 years that I have endured. Indeed I insist on it. Seriously…I like Marriage. A good marriage is a real blessing and I see no reason why the right to have one should not be extended to gay people.

I first voted at eighteen years old. It was 1970. Hard to think now that lowering the voting age from 21 to 18 was considered controversial. We live with it. And yet I am not thrilled at the likelihood that it will soon be lowered to 16 years. Yet I daresay that in forty years time votes at 16 will be considered normal.

Generational Change.

Back in 1970, I would have had no idea that Equal Marriage was ever going to be an issue. It would have been hard to even comprehend. Gay people? Married? To other Gay People? In 1970, it would have made no sense. In 2015, it makes perfect sense.

I understand the annoyance of my young SDLP colleagues. I would go further. I am actually glad they are annoyed. I hope they are angry. They should be. And after Election Day, they need to channel that anger.

In 1974, I tried and failed to start a SDLP Youth Group. I failed…because I ddid not have the energy for it and because senior SDLP people did not want it to happen. I was being patronised.

I think it was Mark Durkan who said….actually its ALWAYS Mark Durkan…who said it was the role of SDLP Youth to embarras the Leadership. So as the Annoyance becomes Anger…channel it. Dont get mad….get even.

There are practicalities here. As well as being SDLP Youth, you are individual members of the Party….in South Down, North Belfast, East Derry and West Tyrone.

I see this as the last hurrah of some older members. I would have voted “Yes” yesterday. But I cant tell you the point over the last forty five years when I would have suddenly changed my mind….from “WTF” in 1970 to “Yes” maybe a decade ago.

If I were a betting man, I would say that at least two of our SDLP colleagues yesterday…will have stood down and been replaced by two new people. Id guess Dan will be in Assembly ahead of 2016 and I would think that in East Derry, there is more than one capable successor.

North Belfast…well again I would say more than one capable replacement.

South Down….the most likely result in Assembly 2016 is that two of three SDLP people will make it. You will also be aware that there are some pretty good young people there.

And you will all know that some of the really good potential candidates are women…and that in career terms, Timing is more crucial.

Yesterday was not all bad. You have seen a glimpse of the SDLP Past….allow yourselves a glimpse of the SDLP Future.

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Poster Boys & Girls …#24 Claire Bailey (Green Party)

This morning.

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This poster is at the corner of Botanic Avenue and Cameron Street. Claire is Green Party candidate for South Belfast.

I first voted for Claire Bailey in 2006. She was standing as Mature Students Officer for the Students Union at Queens University. She won.

She was one of the few QUB students who actually spoke to me.

Claire is now Deputy Leader of the Greens. I preferred the Greens when they were a pressure group. They seemed harmless enough. But there is a hardness to them now and they are not just about saving the Whales and knitting their own vegetables and growing their own sandals.

There isa faux designer socialism about them. They would rather be “right on” than “right”. But a luxury the working class cant afford.

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Wells Far Gone

So farewell Jim Wells.

Last week, speaking as the DUP candidate for South Down, he made some comments at a hustings event. His view that children with parents in a gay relationship are more likely to be abused or neglected than children with straight parents was condemned.
Wells apologised but cited recent stress (his wife is ill) as a mitigating factor.

SDLP called for his resignation and tabled an Assembly motion condemning him. DUP would have used Assembly procedures to negate any vote. Nevertheless SDLP will see this as a triumph…a scalp even. And a nice little boost before the election that SDLP is getting thru on at least some issues.
Peter Robinson and DUP will be spinning it differently.

The DUP “spin” will be that Jim Wells is a caring Christian family man, who stood up for the values of the Bible, mis-spoke due to his stress levels, apologised and was still forced to resign by a combination of non-Christians, republicans, socialists, nationalists and the partisan media. I expect in tonight’s TV News, Robinson will be talking about “dignity” and “integrity”.
SDLP will need to be cautious. Rather more than any of their political rivals, they went after their man. And they got their man.

It is of course ten days to the Westminster Election. And unusually there is an “English” dimension. As I wrote in a blog a few days ago, DUP are toxic. In all the talk of coalition-building, the focus has been on Labour and the Scottish Nationalists. The SNP has been scrutinised to an unreasonable level.

The DUP, potential coalition partners with the Conservatives have not been scrutinised.

Until Wells opened his mouth last week. The DUP has come under the spotlight and they dont like it at all.

Did he jump? Or was he pushed?

Well…he said it. He apologised. He used his wife as a mitigating factor. Cynics will say that he should have decided to sit this election out. But really he is the only DUP person in South Down and it maximises the DUP vote to have him on the ballot paper. He was doing the Party a favour by allowing his name to go forward. And the DUP has an urgent need to get out of the headlines in England. So I am inclined to think that he is acting as a faithful Party man.

But DUP are wounded. The publicity is bad. I dont think there will ever be a time when DUP is not a fundamentalist Christian Party. But I do think there will be a time when Norn Iron is not over-awed by Religion. Religion…Faith DOES have a place in Society but it has no place in Politics.

DUP have two wings. The Fundamentalist wing is weakened by Wells’ resignation. Edwin Poots and Nelson McCausland have already lost their jobs as Ministers. One of the near namesakes Paul Girvan or Paul Givan is a fundy. Maybe he will be promoted but if Peter Robinson is trying to balance his Party, he is rapidly running out of credible zealots.

There is a (relatively) Pragmatic or Secular wing. It is bad timing for Jonathan Bell. He is contesting South Belfst on 7th May and cannot realistically accept a Ministry. Peter Weir is a safe pair of hands. But Simon Hamilton might be transferred from Finance. Rev David McIlveen is a possibility.

I am composing this on a train from Derry and it the Internet connexion is not great. Not seen much news today. So you folks reading this might be more aware whats going on.

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The Town I Love So Well

In recent days, I have been in East, South and North Belfast, Strangford, North Down, East Antrim, Lagan Valley and of course Upper Bann.

My stately progress thru the northern constituencies began in Foyle (ie Derry City) two weeks ago. I was chatting to some SDLP members and attended a Q & A session with Mark Durkan, the outgoing MP.

image So far Foyle is the only constituency in which I have seen canvassers of any party.

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