No One Side Owns A Day

I have been out all day (Christmas shopping) and I cant reply to all the comments……..Mrs Fitzjames is dragging me out again after she has fed me.

But the stand-out comment of the day (take a bow Mick Fealty) about nobody owning a day on the calendar…is risible lets getalongerist nonsense. It would make sense if traffic was not diverted and people inconvenienced to facilitate this Day For Us All.

A casual glance seems to suggest that one community is being inconvenienced to facilitate another community.

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Sinking Ship?

An amusing thread over on Slugger O’Toole.

“Take Alliance seriously. They represent what most people want, the politics of compromise”.

Its not the most catchy headline that Brian “Dimbleby” Walker has come up with. But Walker, who might be styled a “liberal unionist” (if such a thing existed)….is a little over the top.

The first man to desert the sinking ship that is the UUP……appears to be Potty Mouth Emerson who revealed on Twitter that he and his family will be voting Alliance in future. Potty Mouth, who used a rather unpleasant word about the SDLP……does not descend to the gutter to tell us what he thinks about the DUP and UUP……well not as far as I know. I am still boycotting newspapers.

Walker also seems to have jumped overboard and is swimming furiously in the direction of the Alliance ship. They should be worried. Sympathy is a natural human emotion. Support……that is different.

It is all very well for liberal unionists to flounder about in life-jackets calling on the Alliance sailors to save their waterlogged arses but I would keep an eye on them when they start moving towards the bridge to tell Captain Ford that they want a course change to a liberal unionist paradise.

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Aussie Rules?

There was a time when pranks were harmless. A rite of passage in most offices. You get back to your desk after work and there was a message slip with a phone number. “Ask for C Lyons”. Belfast Zoo could get a bit snippy about that. On the other hand, there was a family in Glengormley who took it in good spirits. “Is Florence at home?”. “No she is taking Dougal for a walk”.

Harmless stuff. But the prank call has become a  bit vicious. Tonight Noel Edmonds “Gotcha” has been mentioned but didnt that involve celebrities? The viciousness seems to involve Civilians and thats not good. Watching Jeremy Beadle on “Game For A Laugh” (and it owes something to “Candid Camera”), I was always struck that some of the pranks…even those with the victims family involved seemed to go way too far. Indeed there is a whole genre of TV built around pranking. And while it is not always clear that permission has been a obtained, it seems that many of the victims are only too happy to have a few moments of fame on the telly.

Yet there seems a certain arrogance. Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross for example……part of their crime was the sheer self-belief that they were untouchable. Andrew Sachs, their victim emerged with much more credit than they did.

The rise of Reality TV…..overlooks the fact that most people are essentially private people. And there is probably a grey area where the Civilians are complicit. For example one of the funniest pranks is the recording of a “cold caller” in USA………I am not sure about the legality in Norn Iron but essentially this involves dealing with a cold caller by identifying yourself as a police officer and asking him/her how he knew the deceased (you are at the victims house investigating his murder). When the “cold caller” attempts to sign off saying he was simply trying to sell double glazing, you insist he stays online…..you can trace the call and will charge him with obstructing the police. Of course the cold caller is panicking……”I cant give you my real name”…..”listen mate, I am a police officer” and of course he/she will panic so much he/she will give you phone number/private address etc so that you can arrange for the local police in Chicago, Illinois to take a statement.

Like I say DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

But the case of a nurse (treating Kate Middleton) who it appears committed suicide after getting a call on her ward (at 2am)…..from “the Queen” and “Prince Charles” ….is a tragic reminder that people are Civilians!. We are not to be used for the purposes of entertainment.

Certainly the real “Prince”  Charles speaking before the death of the nurse was known seemed relaxed. And the “Palace” have claimed they made no complaint to the hospital and the hospital itself claims they did not discipline the nurse involved. I am a little wary of accepting this at face value. The nurse was clearly duped. But all health service employees and indeed other professionals dealing with bank accounts, legal information etc are well aware of just how important confidentiality is.

Having listened to a recording, it would appear to me that the Australian “shock jocks” took just a little bit too much delight in how easy it all was. At the very least, the nurse must have felt embarrassed …if not humiliated.

Allegedly the Australian shock jocks are devastated about it all. They are off-air and the radio station is bombarded with messages which are highly critical. One is reported….ironically to be on “suicide watch”.

Tragic. But really there is no place in broadcasting to involve Civilians in this kinda prank. There are enough C and D list celebs out there happy enough to humiliate themselves for just a little oxygen of publicity.

 

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Ruthie Does It Again

DUP Councillor Ruth Patterson cannot bring herself to condone or condemn the burning of the Irish National Flag outside the City Hall in Belfast today. Which is par for the course. But her claim that Republicans often burn their own flag at demonstrations is just jaw dropping.

Yet perhaps I should have discussed my funeral arrangements with her. The National Flag that I have owned for forty years will be in my coffin. And I intend to be cremated.

It is a great pity Jimmy Spratt  DUP MLA got more votes in the Assembly Election than party colleague Ruth. I would love to see her in the Assembly.

I bet those two wee Catholic girls who refused to play with her in 1969 are really feeling guilty about it now.

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Census And Censusability

Ardmajell and indeed others have raised the prospect that it might all be about the census figures next week. Certainly it is safe to assume that the First Minister, Deputy Minister and others have seen the Report.

Ardmajell points out for example…that Catholics may not have declared themselves “Catholic” in 2001 and thus gave the impression there were fewer than they actually are. As I recall, 2001 was the year in which I became a Jedi Knight. I know I considered that answer ……..but I cant remember if I actually went thru with it. As an Irish citizen, I like to treat the British Census with all the respect it deserves.

Either way in the years after 2001, I was excommunicated from the Latter Day Church of Jedi Knights for saying “Live Long and Prosper” instead of “May the Force be With YouPolitical anoraks might be annoyed at people who dont treat the Census with proper respect. The Dissertation I worked on in 2008/2009 necessitated that I spend about three months reading Census details 1961-2001 (I think it was Level 4) in the Library “Stacks” in Queens University. I would hate to think that a goodly part of my dissertation was based on responses by people such as……..myself.

Speculation about a Census is always much better that the actual Report. For rather like an audience at the Late Late Show, a Census Report will have something for everyone in the audience.

Thus there will be more Protestants than Catholics. This is good news for unionists. And there will be a growing number of Catholics and that is good news for nationalists. The number of births might be good news for nationalists. The number of Gaelic speakers…..well all harmless exaggeration.

Of course threvaluations will be interesting for thsnapshot hot taken in April 2011 is in reality about projections into the future and the number of schools,houses etc that will be needed is of much less interest than how we will vote in years to come. It. Is Demographics…the fancy name we give to a sectarian head count. The biggest clue is Religion but unionists will look for comfort in the numbers describing themselves as ‘British’ or ‘Northern Irish’ …but really this time it is not likely that the Demographic Time Bomb will be de-fused. I hope there will be some hints at a change in voting patterns in Mid Ulster, Armagh-Newry,Fermanagh-South Tyrone,Upper Bann etc……

The official response Weill be interesting. Will there be what we used to call gerrymandering? Surely not. But maybe just a little……ahem sociaengineering.

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“We Are All Alliance Now”?

I am boycotting newspapers…Leveson reaction.

But I am not boycotting them enough to not notice the headline in tonight’s Belfast Telegraph.

“We Are All Alliance Now”. Notwithstanding the sympathy we all feel at the brutality of this week, the headline over-states it.

Early yesterday, I blogged a post……which was about sympathy for the victims. I stated in that post that I would be writing another …more nuanced ……on the politics behind it.

I think it is important to make a distinction between the two. And as I stated in the comments to one or two people last night, I feared it might just be a little too soon to discuss politics. Maybe…..but surely the Belfast Telegraph running with a headline like this with echoes of John F Kennedy at the Berlin Wall is a total neglect of Politics.

Let us be frank here. The scale of violence meted out to the Alliance Party is a new experience for that Party.

But when Edgar Graham and Robert Bradford were murdered, the Belfast Telegraph did not say “We Are All Unionists Now”. Or when Paddy Wilson was murdered, it never claimed “We Are All SDLP Now” and when Sheena Campbell was murdered, it did not claim “We Are All Sinn Féin Now”.

Frankly for the Belfast Telegraph to do this is a disgrace. It politicises the misery of of the Alliance Party…..a liberal unionist party in line with the Tele’s own editorial stance. Of course the Alliance Party is perfectly entitled to use this weeks events to their advantage. They did not seek the publicity.

Some of the sympathy, mostly from UUP voters will stay with it.

But maybe somebody at Lucid Talk-Belfast Telegraph is thinking of one of their opinion polls to tell us that 95% of people will vote Alliance.

When things settle down, Alliance will be the moderate voice of unionism with offices in predominantly loyalist towns. A mirror image some would say of the SDLP.

 

 

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That Was The Week That Was

A bad week……but what exactly happened?

Belfast City Council meet to debate the Big Flag…..the British one which flies over the City Hall. Belfast is no linger a unionist citadel.

There are fifty councillors. Sinn Féin have sixteen. SDLP eight. So nationalists have twenty four seats.

DUP have fifteen. UUP (what a pathetic rump they are) have three. PUP have two. So unionists have twenty seats.

Alliance which calls itself “middle of the road” has six seats.

The nationalists prematurely in my view want to remove the British Flag. That is what nationalists do. I dont see why they cant just wait until they have twenty six seats. They are backed by some kinda “Equality” Report which suggests that the Flag is a tad over-used.

Alliance…..and I am not totally sure why…suggest a compromise. Fly the British flag on seventeen designated days such as Mrs Windsor’s birthday, Phil’s birthday and er a lot of other birthdays.

Sinn Féin and SDLP support the Alliance motion and it passes 29-21. It is all a bit heated. Protestors outside (loyalists) start a riot. And it gets worse on Tuesday. Worse on Wednesday. An Alliance Party office in Carrickfergus is burned. Attempts are made to burn another in Bangor. And the home of an Alliance couple in Bangor is attacked.

So what exactly went wrong. Im a nationalist and a republican and it will be a joyous day when the Butchers Apron is taken down from the mast for the final time……..of course as a responsible civilised person I must pretend that I would never use such a phrase. Yet Equality Report or not …..it seems premature.

Why exactly did the Alliance Party get mixed up in it. It was a reasonable proposal but were they actually a bit surprised that Sinn Féin readily went for it. Did Alliance fall into a republican trap? If SF had simply insisted on their own (and SDLPs motion) it would have got at most 24 votes. Alliance would have voted with unionists to defeat it.

Certainly if I was a SDLP member of Belfast City Council, I would have taken the Alliance Party’s hand off to get that motion. It was definitely a nationalist/republican victory.

And did unionists……especially the DUP set a second trap for Alliance? Four of the six Alliance councillors are based in East Belfast. Did DUP have one eye on discrediting Alliance ahead of the next set of elections. They are still peeved at losing the Westminster seat to Naomi Long and ironically the star performer of the night was the Lord mayor……Gavin Robinson…who will be favourite to be DUP candidate. Is that what all these anti-Alliance leaflets handed out in (mostly) East Belfast were all about? All the venom in the debate was directed at the Alliance benches and the placards outside “Traitors!” were hardly aimed at Sinn Féin or SDLP.

And curiously everyone at home following the debate on “stream” and the debate on Twitter knew that there was a Plan B……flying the British Flag all year round at the Cenotaph. So why wasnt this Plan B made into Plan A. Alliance would have come out of the debate better.

Simply put Alliance got their tactics wrong. Of course they probably counted on the fact that the loyalist mob was controlled and that the Alliance usually….but not always gets a bye-ball…because of their perceived non-sectarian credentials. I don’t think they properly factored in the over-reaction and the violence. I dont think many did.

It is all very well saying “we will not be intimidated” but if a decision ws in my hands ….that I thought would result in vicious, nasty, fascist attacks on my Party….I am sure I would think long and hard. I dont see that as necessarily giving into imtimidation. But I do see it in the context of thinking things thru.

The PSNI…..lip service will be paid to their fortitude etc but it looks like they got it wrong also. There simply wasn’t enough of them. In a seperate blog, I have indicated that there is political policing going on…….NOT necessarily in the context of republicans versus loyalists…….but I believe in the context of propping up the increasing sham that is Stormont.

Alliance  are of course entitled to use the wave of sympathy from decent people. Indeed, tonight there are reports that a former UUP Press Officer, David Simms (Sims?) has defected to Alliance Party. Actually the UUP will be the biggest losers out of this. The performance at City Hall was bad enough but Mike Nesbitt is not exactly stellar.

So two things. Alliance wants a “recall” of Stormont but is only backed by SDLP andGreem……….and shamefully just two from UUP, the usual semi detached Basil McCrea and John McCallister. David Ford, visibly shaken I thought….deserved better. Late in the day DUP and Sinn Féin agreed to a recall on a motion that Ford seemed to describe as nearly like his own.

That looks shabby. Clearly without Sinn Féin and DUP, Alliance could not get the required thirty signatures and basically had to accept the DUP/SF motion. But where on earth were the UUP? The unfortunate thing for Alliance is that the debate will be basically controlled by DUP and Sinn Féin.

Peter Robinson and Martin McGuinness……have they been seen in public? I dont think so. Robbo’s statement is frankly mealy-mouthed. And it does not dispel the feeling that Ford is merely a creature of DUP/SF despite his insistence that Stephen Farry has a mandate from the electorate and he (Ford) has a mandate from the Assembly.

On UTV tonight, Gerry Kelly (Sinn Féin) was competent enough and Stephen Farry shell-shocked. Edwin Poots (DUP) was awful. Mike Nesbitt was worse. Conall McDevitt was very good. I think he edited himself. Of course as a SDLP member, I suppose I would say that anyway.

But actually SDLP had a good day. Quickly signed up to the Alliance “recall” motion. Alasdair visited Stewart Dickson in Carrickfergus. And might actually prove a better friend to Alliance than Alliance has been to SDLP in recent years.

UUP will bleed votes to Alliance. But SDLP wont be losing sleep. Just look at the plain fact that these Alliance offices are all within about 13 miles from Belfast. ………Newtownards, Bangor, Lisburn, Antrim, Carrickfergus.

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LetsGetAlongerism Defined

LetsGetAlongerism

“…congratulations to Celtic for making it through to the last 16, Im no fan of the club…”

(Mick Fealty, Slugger O’Toole 6th December 2012).

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Danny Boy?

Now here is an odd coincidence.

Two days ago, I blogged “Wanted: One Catholic…No Experience Necessary”. It was a reference to the inevitability that one day Peter Robinson will call a news conference to unveil the DUP;s first Catholic member. It was also a reference that this is the only missing piece of the “Outreach”  jigsaw ……replicating the doomed Terence O’Neill.

Of course in the O’Neill era, the Chair of Queens University’s Unionist Association was Louis Boyle but as I understand it he left the Party after failing to get a nomination to contest the “Crossroads Election” in early 1969.

Of course the backwoodsmen have always managed to make the UUP look toxic in Catholic eyes. And the events of this week show that the knuckledraggers in DUP make that Party even more toxic.

So late last night, I received a tweet alerting me to a news story (unsure of the newspaper) that former SDLP MLA for East Antrim has announced that he “might” join the DUP.

I have a lot of time for Danny O’Connor. In 1998 he won a seat in East Antrim. Largely because he was under the radar. Almost immediately loyalists in and around Larne started a campaign of intimidation against Catholics. He lost out in the 2003 Election. Since then boundary changes has brought some “nationalist” wards into the constituency but Sinn Féin has taken the lion’s share.

In 2011, he failed to win his council seat. My records show that he competed as “SDLP” but the newspaper article suggests he had left SDLP and been Independent. Had he re-joined?

Either way, he MIGHT be joining DUP. But as I stated in earlier blog, Catholics who are unionist are not exactly “typical”.

So what is Danny’s story? Well he states he is an Irishman who believes in a United Ireland and that certainly seems at variance with a DUP core policy. He holds an Irish passport……but then so too……I am told……does Willie Hay, the DUP Speaker. But in the spirit of outreach if Danny DOES join DUP, we will be able to recognise him……he will be the one waving the Irish National Flag……..which in the spirit of “Outreach” will be placed on his chair by DUP staff setting up the Conference. He has also served in the Ulster Defence Regiment, like many of his potential DUP colleagues.

All of this of course does beg the question of how he would vote (if he became a  DUP Councillor) in a Flag Debate. Or if he actually becomesa MLA will he sign the register in Stormont and declare himself “nationalist”.

So what has he in common with DUP? Well oddly……it seems……..its not about secularism at all. Its actually about Religion. Danny thinks the DUP are closer to his Catholic upbringing on issues such as abortion and equal marriage.

Of course there ARE many conservative Catholics……..and while many mainstream Catholics would be hostile to abortion, most mainstream and liberal Catholics dont think that much of it ……to make it a single defining political issue.

Indeed the Catholic Church in Scotland has been at war with the Labour Party over the issue but there are many Labour MPs and MSPs who consider themselves devout Catholics…….mainstream, liberal and traditional. Likewise attempts in Republic of Ireland to drive a “Catholic” party…….resisted by the Church itself…..happy enough that it has practising members in Fine Gael, Labour, Sinn Féin and Fianna Fáil.

It is an odd situation. I just cant see Caleb Foundation types rushing to embrace Danny.

Will DUP find a Catholic? Almost certainly. But if I was a betting man, Id look to Poland.

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Kristallnacht (Alliance)

A totally depressing week. Later on, I will be trying to put some nuanced perspective on what I think is happening. But I think the first priority is without any kind of nuance totally condemn the violence, directed at Alliance Party members and the arson at their East Antrim Constituency Office in Carrickfergus…..attempted arson at the North Down Office in Bangor…..the intimidation of East Belfast councillor, Laura McNamee and the particuarly cowardly attack on the home of married councillors, Michael and Christine Bower in Bangor…..particuarly nasty as their young child could have been seriously injured.

The phrase……”genie out of the bottle” has been used. I think that is wrong. There is something about this violence which looks orchestrated. By whom? Now that is a question. But violence is rarely “mindless”. This looks calculated.

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