St Patricks Day (just remember its a day for us all)

It is a day for us all….or as a Devils Advocate might put it …is it really a day for us all? Can it be a day for us all when it seems to be different things to different people? Or even more than one thing to some people.

I am pretty certain that the first St Patricks Day I actually remember was Patrician Year…1961. I would have been almost nine years old and I proudly wore the red enamel lapel badge “St Patrick 461-1961”. As others have observed on other threads it was SAINT Patricks Day. A day off school, a Holy Day of Obligation and Mass finished off with a rousing chorus of “Hail Glorious Saint Patrick”. There was no “drowning the shamrock” in our alcohol-free home and my parents disapproved of neighbours who did take a wee drink.

Of course as the 1970s dawned, I became aware that in the United States…particuarly in New York City, it was all very different. Green beer and all that. A celebration of Irish-American integration into the great American cities. The first parades pre-date American Indpendence. They pre-date mass Irish migration to Norh America. They pre-date the acceptance of the Irish in polite American Society.

And in the territory of Gangs of New York, St Patricks Day became not just a Christian celebration but an in your face display of Irishness by migrants in big American cities. The men who built America and the women who tamed them. And in the late eighteenth century, Irish-America made it all republican in the Fenian sense of the word, more nationalistic, more sentimental and tearfully whimsical….and green beer. Christian, Irish and Oirish.

Not that Norn Iron did not make St Patricks Day in its own image. On BBC Norn Iron in the 1960s, Larry McCoubrey would introduce an item where the Queen Mum….Gawd bless her but it was always the Queen Mum …presented shamrock to the “Irish Guards” and the Governor of Norn Iron…Wakehurst or Grey would be doing the same to some lesser regiment in Ballymena. Next item on the news agenda would be the Church of Ireland Bishop of Down lay some flowers on St Patricks Grave in Downpatrick. Pre-ecumenical times of course….well certainly when summer 1961….it seemed daring to go onto the Down Cathedral grounds and visit the Grave. Next up on news local news protocol was  Cardinal Dalton or Cardinal Conway hand out shamrock to Catholic Boy Scouts. Over on UTVV, Frank Carson would open the door of The Half Door Club….”come on on in” before Peter Tomelty, the Portaferry barber sang the “Stone Outside Dan Murphys Door”. The more up-market BBC might give us thirty minutes of Brendan O’Dowda singing Percy French songs

Of course everything changed in the 1970s.  The New York parade..we got to see that on the RTE News and people evcam visited NYC and came back Praising it all. Dublin imported it. The Dublin Parade has more to do with Irishness than Religion. We now buy into Religion, Irish Ethnicity, Oirishness and Irish Nationality.

Except of course in Norn Iron. In Belfast 1970s the parades along the Falls Road were mostly illegal…but I feel that’s a technicality. There were years when it was best to stay away and years when it was safe to go along. It all depended on the prevailing security situation.

Circa 1995, the first St Patricks Day Parade ’twas allowed thru the city centre. It was earnestly hoped that no Irish flags would spoil the day….Ireland’s National Day. What can I say? In the photographs I am carrying the 143rd Irish Flag on the left.

So….we move on or do we? The Queen Mum is dead but her role as hander-outer of shamrocks to the so called Irish Guards will go to ….???? Kate maybe. And the not so sought after role of dispensing to shamrock to the RIR will go to Randy Andy. The Downpatrick and Armagh events are happily ecumenical ….hooray….RELIGION is still a part in it.

A traditional display of OIRISHNESS will be on display in the Holyland streets around Queens University.

And a display of ethnic Irishness will be allowed in Custom House Square in Belfast. A free concert even but the “lord” Mayor Gavin Robinson has taken time out of his busy schedule of protesting his British identity and complaining about the removal of his national flag to tell us Irish citizens that we cannot bring Irish flags to celebrate our National Day. ETHNIC IRISHNESS is permitted in Belfast…but if you want to see Ireland portrayed as a nation, you should really go to ….Dublin….or New York, or Sydney,or Toronto, or Tokyo or London or Buenos Aires…..or out of Norn Iron.

Thats the problem with Conflict Resolution. It LIMITS our horizons in the name of INCLUSIVITY. And paradoxically …based in LetsGetAlongerism and liberal unionism, it puts more value on Britishness. Oddly in Conflict Resolution there is no parity of esteem.

St Patricks DAY is an occasion to celebrate a Christian saint, a day to celebrate stage Oirishness but it is also a day to celebrate being an ethnic Irish person….AND it is a day developed in a time when merely being Irish was to be ridiculed and marginalised. We survived and our ultimate triumph was to be establish our own nation. I want to celebrate that without the permission of Conflict Resolutionists.

It is wrong to suggest that the National Flag of Ireland has no place in a St Patricks Day Parade. Clearly it does. It is Irelands National Day. The only people who could possibly disagree are those that would have us reduced to A Province Once Again.

Can American Independence be commemorated without the American Flag? Actually it was….from 1863 to 1943 it was not flown on 4th July in Vicksburg, Mississippi. Ah but doesnt St Patrick pre-date Irelands National Flag? Why yes it does….but American Independence has little to do with fifty stars on the American Flag. Yet some of our finest Conflict Resolutionists will be sipping wine at the American Consulate in July. Is Independence Day “inclusive”? Lets ask the Sioux, Apaches and Commanches….not to mention the Latinos in California and Texas.

Of course a few days later the same Conflict Resolutionists will be at the French Consulate celebrating Bastille Day and commemorating Frances National Day. But is it inclusive??? What about all those French monarchists? Are they offended? Actually …in my capacity as a Jacobite turned Jacobin….I can say that they are.

And dont start me on the Cinco de Mayo (sp) in Texas. Mexican flags abound as Texans celebrate the Mexican victory over France in 1863.

Conflict Resolution is a con-trick. Dont fall for it.

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Alliance Party Broadcast

Have you ever had that terrible experience where the Alliance Party have a party political broadcast and you can’t find the remote control to get the gobshites off the TV?

I have always thought the Alliance Party would be dangerous if it had a politician with personality.Wisely David Ford was not in the broadcast….but it is hard to find three MLAs with even less charisma than David Ford….and they managed with Anna Lo, Judith Cochrane and Chris Lyttle.

Interestingly….well almost interestingly….the Alliance Party is a Party for “unionist, nationalist….and those who think differently”. Hmmm….that would be “LetsGetAlongerist”.

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The Orange Pimpernel

Distressed that Jamie Bryson is on the run. The Orange Pimpernel could be anywhere….and simply hide in full view. We must be vigilant.

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A Bad Marching Season Is A Good One.

Last night on BBCs “The View” Chris Ryder and Brian Feeney warned that it would be a bad marching season. Of course there is the potential for widespread violence and even deaths. And I am aware I speak in relative safety…but the last sustained period of bad marching seasons turned out ok for nationalism. I speak of Drumcree …and the now established principle that the Orange Order will never get down the Garvaghy Road again. For all the huffing and puffing….the Orange Order lost that one big time.

Rev Mervyn Gibson had a twinkle in his eye and tongue firmly in cheek last night. The threat that the Orange Order will not sign documents requesting a legal parade…on the basis that their flag protesting friends make no such request and are unlikely to be held to account due to the softly softly approach of PSNI…fatally discredited???…seems likely to divide Orangeism.

Whatever it’s misgivings about the Parades Commission…and I suspect a nod and a wink from the NIO that it will be abolished is really what Gibson wants..the illegal parades would seriously divide the Orange Order. Already it is a minority culture but if used to shore up DUP and UUP it becomes increasingly marginalised and toxic. An that’s a GOOD thing.

The Good Friday Agreement ended the Conflict. But it sold the mantra that we are all right and all wrong. Nobody won or lost. Enter the Conflict Resolutionists…who tell us that we must accommodate the Orange Order….a nasty squalid sectarian organisation.

Oddly the Conflict Resolutionists…often English and American are good decent liberal minded nomen and women who would recthat at the notion of accommodating the English Defence League and the Ku Klux Klan.

Thats the thing. The Culture Wars in the USA have been won by the Civil Righand movement and lost by the right wing racists. Likewise…as last years Olympics showed British multiculturalism has won out over the British racism. Now….they haven’t gone away ya know. There will always be Racism. There will always be Sectarianism. But ..?THe lesson is that the Ku Klux Klan …for example…have been exiled to the margins off Civilisd Society. We should do the same with the Orange Order….then be nice to them.

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My Name Is FJH…I Have A Teddy Bear

002 I dont understand the hostility directed at Gerry Adams because he has chosen to blog about his teddy bear. I think it has opened up a space for us all to talk about our teddy bears.

This is Teddy, my constant companion since Christmas 1952. I feel….liberated…..now that I have mentioned him.

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Why Is Local TV …Crap?

As Father Jack Hackett said….”what’s that gobshite doing on the television?” …Stephen Nolan…again.

Going back to circa 1960…..it’s a rule of thumb that ALL local television is crap. The Troubles rescued local TV….made stars out of Eamonn Holmes, Gloria Hunniford and Gordon Burns. There were some really good contributors locally such as Noel Thompson. But the ending of the Troubles has actually weakened local television.

The occasional chat show like Gerry Kelly…ie bringing over TV stars from 1980s sitcoms…C list celebs who are past their sell by date on national television….seem a parody of Alan Partridge in Norwich. Maybe Kelly himself saw that and got out.

Comedy Panel Shows….poorly executed and cloned versions of Mock The Week …inevitably with Tim McGarry, Jake O’Kane and Colin Murphy….rely on imported B Listers like Stephen K Amos and John Bishop (both now A listers and out of the local league) for star quality. But local comedy is a bit like local football. If you are any good…like say Paddy Kielty…you wouldn’t be on local TV.

Dumbing down…..Stephen Nolan is supposed to be agenda setting. but he is no John Humphreys. More Richard Littlejohn, James Whale, John Gaunt.

Just another Alan Partrtidge. He got lucky. His (to me) fake exasperation with local politics and interviews with C list rent a quotes like Ann Widdicombe are the kinda things taxi drivers love.

Yet Nolan-Partridge is everywhere. That gobshite is never off TV. Just when you look at the TV listings say a silent prayer that The Nolan Show has ended its run..up pops Nolan again….this time as a Jeremy Kyle clone having a heart to heart with fellow BBC Presenter, Hugo Duncan. This apparently the first of a “heartwarming” series where Stephen brings us the heartache behind the smile.

God forgive me…I watched Nolan and Duncan. I didn’t know that Duncan was brought up by a single mother. But the Showband scene of the 1970s was surely one of casual drinking and alcoholism and while wee Hugo is to be congratulated for not taking a drink since the late 1980s….the programme merely skirted the issue. I didn’t know enough about Hugo Duncan to know that he had made an album of rebel songs in the late 1970s.

In itself I have no problem with that. I like rebel songs myself. And I won’t condemn Hugo for singing a few. Can Hugo really clàim that it was the 1979 and he didn’t know what he was doing? That is actually a more interesting theme than overcoming an alcohol addiction.

There is something far too cosy about local television. Nolan, Hugo, Julian, Pamela, Gerry, Interviewing each other ad finitum.

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Texas In My Rear View Mirror

I feel I was just getting to know San Marcos. It is in South Texas, in “hill country” about thirty miles south of Austin and about forty five miles north east of San Antonio.
Impossible not to think of one of my favourite country-rock songs “Guitar Town” (Steve Earle)
” I’m just outta Austin bound for San Antone”.

We are in Hayes County, named for Texas settlor and later Texas Ranger Jack Hayes. A statue dedicated to him is in the City Square outside the old City Hall. The Square and the handful of commercial streets are a bit like the back lot of a Hollywood Movie Studio.
Porches and balconies. And fittingly it likes its own history. There is the LBJ Museum, dedicated to former Vice President Lyndon Johnson and a plaque across the street named for him tells the story of the controversy surrounding it. Another plaque tells the story of the “Telephone War” between two phone companies in the 1920s. The Old Bank building has a plaque claiming it was robbed by Machine Gun Kelly.
But mostly it is symbolism of the Old West which strikes me. An old style barbers shop…with the very modern sign requesting patrons not to answer cell phones while having a hair cut. An old movie theatre straight from “The Last Picture Show”is now a music venue, three or four bars all have signs stating that it’s a felony to enter the premises with a weapon.
One of the bars is Sean Patricks …”Irish Pub…Texas Grub”. And it showed the Real Madrid-Manchester United match. My observation was that there were slightly more United fans than Real fans. Something odd about watching a European match at 2pm.
Most signs are bi-lingual…in a matter of fact sort of way.
This is a “liberal” town…in a “liberal” part of Texas….in part due to the influence of Texas State University.
A very modern campus. Amazing facilities. Amazing ambience. “Old Main” is unfortunately under renovation and covered in scaffolding.
Three statues dominate. One is Lyndon Baines Johnson, who graduated in 1930. LBJ is something of a hero around this part of Texas. I tend to think of him as the President who was sworn into office alongside a grieving and blood-stained Jackie Kennedy….and for the chant “hey hey LBJ…how many kids did you kill today.?”   But in this part of Texas he is fondly remembered as a man who worked tirelessly to advance the Latino community.
One statue is a Bobcat….037

because Texas State University is “Bobcat Country” and on any given day about five per cent of the students are wearing bobcat Tshirts…in the maroon and gold colours of the College.
The third statue, near the library is simply known as the “Two Horses With the Big Balls”.
The temperatures are in the 70s and outside there are stalls mostly run by students….for charities like the Special Olympics, religion (donuts for Jesus) or simply Profit making…
Things we won’t see on a campus….uniformed students from the ROTC…Reserve Officer Training Corps….a police station with armed officers….friendly …I asked a young lady cop aif she would mind me taking a photograph. “no problem…just let me pull in to the side of the road”. Turns out her grandmother is Irish.

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As you might expect, Religion is a big thing on Campus…large chaplaincies for all the religions and all neatly together. Abortion, never really a touchstone of Religion  in Ireland is
referenced a lot.
The LBJ Student Centre is a bit like the Students Union at Queens University. The Store/shop is massive. Text books…computer accessories, stationery, and loadsa Bobcat stuff…pennants, Tshirts, “bobcat dad”, “bobcat brother”, “bobcat sister” etc.
The “campus” really is a campus…unlike say Queens University…with overflow buildings all around South Belfast. There are dorms scattered around San Marcos.
There is a steady flow of coaches coming in and out of the university linking dorms to the campus. At first I thought these were municipal coaches…but they are free …university coaches paid thru tuition fees.

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But here’s the odd thing . There is no public transport system. None. I suppose a bus service necessarily loses money. It is social rather than for profit. That was a downside.
The Campus ends where Downtown begins. The stores around the university are heavily dependent on students…pizza places, skateboard place, party shop, quirky  places.
And another thing…the Post Office closed a month ago. It has relocated…out of town….somehow that doesn’t feel right.  We worry about out-of-town shopping but out-of-town post office is a whole new dimension.
The CAR is everything. At the downtown intersections, the traffic lights seem to favour the Driver rather than the Pedestrian. The “Green Man” appears rarely and at a few intersections, there is no “press the button” facility. it’s controlled on a Timer.
After a day or so, it becomes obvious that the Downtown area is…as I expected a very small part of the real commercial life of San Marcos…Walmart, HEB, are along a road that includes Hobby Lobby ( great store), Wallgreen etc.
The background music in Hobby Lobby is Christian and a sign on the door says that the store closes on Sunday…to allow employees time to spend with their families and “for Worship”.

The banks are drive thru…Bank of America and Wells Fargo.
A cluster of modern buildings, the Activity Centre, City Hall, Library are just outside the immediate downtown area.
This cluster of buildings includes St Johns Catholic Church and a memorial to War Veterans, which is quite moving….not least because it flies a flag for those Missing in Action.
And the Memorial is one of several places which has been funded by the generosity of benefactors.
Yet there is a quirkiness to the place. “Bums Billiards” (no wife beaters….but this sign on the door refers to a type of Tshirt)and “Mothers Auto Alarms” There are clusters of auto shops…and clusters of food outlets…Pizza Hut, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, International House of Pancakes, Krispy Kreme, Shipleys Donuts, Arbys.
I like Cracker Barrell…wholesome food, attached to a store selling retro gifts.
As the days draw on, it becomes clear that there is more to San Marcos. More out-of-town retail….JC Penney (isn’t that Primark?) is actually very upmarket….it has a hair salon.
Petsmart is the best pet shop I have seen…you can adopt a rescued cat for (mostly) a hundred dollars. But sad too that the “oldest resident” can be adopted for just fifty dollars.
And The Outlet Centre!!!!….even more upmarket stores and people come from out of state just to shop there.
Yet oddly, the shopping malls…all outdoors, not covered as Castle Court Belfast or the Admiral in Bangor…are the only places where the CAR takes second place to the PEDESTRIAN and they slow down to facilitate.

Frankly I loved it all. It is easy to be cynical about “have a nice day” culture, especially in a service industry where tips are an issue.
But actually it’s mostly sincere.
The pretty jogger who runs past a tired old man like me and shouts out “good morning Sir” is a decent person.
“Justin” on campus catches up with me to say “hi”. I assume he was at the lecture. Nope he just thought I looked happy and saw GOD in me…and I won’t be cynical about that. Because Justin is a decent person too.
Decency….begets….Decency.
When all is said and done…I am a pretty decent person myself. And I am in favour of a place like San Marcos, Texas….where it thrives.

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The Wrong Kinda Giro

As Sheldon Baker on Slugger gleefully reports two of the great European cycling events will start in the UK (sic) in 2014. The Giro d’Italia will start in Belfast before making its letsgetalongerist way to Dublin.

Hooray. We all like a Giro……..its green and white and gets you drunk. But Im losing track here.

We have the UK (as Sheldon and Dimbleby might say) City of Culture in Derry (or Londonderry as Sheldon and Dimbleby  might say). We have the G8 Summmit. We have the World Police and Fire Games.

Is there no end to this good news? Why are we so damned lucky?

We get a Circus. We get no Bread.

Who is actually paying for this? Who is making money out of this?

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Not So Smart Alex!

A MLA should never have a photograph taken which will be a hostage to Fortune. And I have a feeling that the pic of Alex Attwood in that Norn Iron shirt will come back to haunt him. Has the Minister for the Envionment no advisors who can stop him making an eejit of himself?

I don’t think it will be an issue on the doorsteps in Mid Ulster but if I was a Sinn Fein strategist, I would distribute leaflets of Alex, who seems to be auditioning to take over the role of Norn Iron mascot from Jamie Bryson.

Excellent Outreach. Poor Politics.

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Irish Police Lost In Texas?

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