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Poster Boys & Girls…#30 Ruth Wilson (TUV)

25th April. Larne (corner of Main Street and Agnew Street). Ruth Wilson is the candidate for Traditional Unionist Voice in East Antrim. A breakaway party from DUP, it has one seat in the Assembly (Party Leader,Jim Allister In North Antrim). … Continue reading

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Poster Boys & Girls…#29 Roy Beggs (UUP)

25th April. Circular Road, Larne. Roy Beggs MLA is the UUP candidate for East Antrim. Sometimes referred to as “Roy Beggs Junior” because his namesake father is a retired UUP politician. Holds a safe UUP seat in the Assembly.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#28 Gerry Mullan (SDLP)

27th April Linenhall Street, Limavady. Gerry Mullan, a local councillor is SDLP candidate in East Derry. The Party has a safe seat in the Assembly and John Dallat MLA is not expected to stand in 2016. I dont know Gerry … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Woman Has Baby!

Thank GOD I am a Republican. So a baby girl is born …a princess…no less. Just in time for so-called journalists to fill the Sunday papers with complete and utter shite. I think I will stay in bed all day … Continue reading

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How Would Henry Joy McCracken Vote?

Sinn Féin now circulating this election leaflet in North Belfast. The most famous (albeit deceased ) resident of North Belfast is Henry Joy McCracken, hanged for his role as Leader of the 1798 Rebellion and now interred in Clifton Street … Continue reading

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At Least One Bullshitter From West Belfast

Malachi O’Doherty is in a bit of bother. I empathise. I am a wee, fat, baldy, 62 year old man from West Belfast. And I can talk all day about the Falls Road. Impressionable people might consider me a genius. … Continue reading

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Poster Boys & Girls…#27 Stewart Dickson (Alliance)

25th April. Main Street, Larne. Stewart Dickson MLA, Alliance candidate in East Antrim. An Alliance veteran of a “churchy” Presbyterian background, Dickson was in local government and behind the scenes in Alliance until getting elected to Assembly in 2011. Will … Continue reading

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Poster Boys & Girls…#26 Niall Ó Donnghaile (Sinn Féin)

27th April. This poster is outside the Strand Bar in Mountpottinger Road. Niall Ó Donnghaile is a youthful Sinn Féin veteran and candidate in East Belfast. He is media savvy and a former Mayor of Belfast. He has done well … Continue reading

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How Would Slugger O’Toole Vote? Is It Important?u

As Slugger O’Toole ponders the voting intentions of golfer, Rory McIlroy…I ponder the voting intentions of Slugger O’Toole. Idle speculation on my part of course. It is a private matter. But for the record, I am voting SDLP and the … Continue reading

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How Would Our Celebs Vote? Life Imitates Art

As Slugger O’Toole asks the question “How Would Rory McIlroy Vote? …And Why It is Important” it is clearly a case of Life imitating Art. On 13th September 2013, I wrote a piece here called “Celebrity Stormont”. It was 50% … Continue reading

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