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Poster Boys & Girls…#33 Caoimhe Archibald (Sinn Féin)

27th April Limavady (outside Tesco). Caoimhe Archibald is Sinn Féin candidate for East Derry. SF have a safe seat and there might be an interesting “nationalist” contest. While SDLP might do better around Coleraine and Portrush, Sinn Féin will probably … Continue reading

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Poster Boys & Girls…#32 Neil Wilson (Conservative)

27th April. Connswater Health Centre. Neil Wilson is the Tory candidate for East Belfast. I know nothing about him. Nor do I want to know anything about him. To his credit, he appears to actually live in Norn Iron.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#31 Naomi Long (Alliance)

27th April. Mountpottinger Road, Belfast. Naomi Long, outgoing Alliance MP for East Belfast. The “Ginga Ninja” was elected in a perfect storm in 2010. Unionism was divided. DUP was sufferiing from the Iris Robinson scandal and she picked up some … Continue reading

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Poster Boys & Girls…#30 Ruth Wilson (TUV)

25th April. Larne (corner of Main Street and Agnew Street). Ruth Wilson is the candidate for Traditional Unionist Voice in East Antrim. A breakaway party from DUP, it has one seat in the Assembly (Party Leader,Jim Allister In North Antrim). … Continue reading

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Poster Boys & Girls…#29 Roy Beggs (UUP)

25th April. Circular Road, Larne. Roy Beggs MLA is the UUP candidate for East Antrim. Sometimes referred to as “Roy Beggs Junior” because his namesake father is a retired UUP politician. Holds a safe UUP seat in the Assembly.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#28 Gerry Mullan (SDLP)

27th April Linenhall Street, Limavady. Gerry Mullan, a local councillor is SDLP candidate in East Derry. The Party has a safe seat in the Assembly and John Dallat MLA is not expected to stand in 2016. I dont know Gerry … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Woman Has Baby!

Thank GOD I am a Republican. So a baby girl is born …a princess…no less. Just in time for so-called journalists to fill the Sunday papers with complete and utter shite. I think I will stay in bed all day … Continue reading

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How Would Henry Joy McCracken Vote?

Sinn Féin now circulating this election leaflet in North Belfast. The most famous (albeit deceased ) resident of North Belfast is Henry Joy McCracken, hanged for his role as Leader of the 1798 Rebellion and now interred in Clifton Street … Continue reading

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At Least One Bullshitter From West Belfast

Malachi O’Doherty is in a bit of bother. I empathise. I am a wee, fat, baldy, 62 year old man from West Belfast. And I can talk all day about the Falls Road. Impressionable people might consider me a genius. … Continue reading

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Poster Boys & Girls…#27 Stewart Dickson (Alliance)

25th April. Main Street, Larne. Stewart Dickson MLA, Alliance candidate in East Antrim. An Alliance veteran of a “churchy” Presbyterian background, Dickson was in local government and behind the scenes in Alliance until getting elected to Assembly in 2011. Will … Continue reading

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