Dr Robert Irwin RIP

I just opened an email, with the message “FJH, did you know that Dr Robert Irwin is dead?”

I had to think for a minute. In part because I assumed that Dr Irwin was maybe already dead. And I dont mean that in any disrespectful way. His name will only resonate with people of my age and even in the 1970s. I would have thought of him as an old man. He died this week at the ripe old age of ninety.

So why would the death of a retired medical doctor who served as a GP (general practitioner) on the Antrim Road in North Belfast be noteworthy?

Well as well as being a General Practitioner, Dr Irwin was a “police surgeon” in the 1970s. Called out to some gruesome scenes at the height of the Troubles or taking blood tests from drunk drivers or examining the injuries on suspects held in police custody. When voicing his concerns to the police that there were injuries consistent with ill treatment and torture, the RUC did not exactly want to hear that.

When he went public with carefully collated evidence, he was abused by the police and unionism generally as a “traitor”. Nobody used the term “whistle-blower” in the1970s but thats what he was. The RUC, the British Army, the “spooks” leaked information or simply made it all up and briefed friendly journalists that Dr Irwin was a man with a grudge.

Nevertheless the information he provided led to the old RUC cleaning up its act.

People like Dr Irwin are the true heroes of the Troubles. He was no traitor to Norn Iron. He was not undermining the Police. He was not a spokesman for Terrorism. He was a medical doctor…a Protestant and most likely a unionist, who placed his committment to people above any committment to a political belief.

There is a narrative about “liberal” unionist politicians. Decent men with a natural disposition to be liberal and non-sectarian who were somehow caught up in the Troubles and forced unwillingly into reactionary policies. Take “Sir” Robert Porter who died last year. One time Minister of Home Affairs and later a Judge.

The obituary of good old affable “Beezer Porter” was written by Brian Dimbleby-Walker on Slugger O’Toole. Need I say more?

Can we look forward to a Slugger O’Toole obituary of Dr Robert Irwin? I am not holding my breath. Are you?

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The Poppy…A Neutral Symbol?

So what about the Poppy? The one that unionists wear in the weeks leading up to Remembrance Sunday.

The Unionists and the LetsGetAlongerists would have us believe we should respect it. It commemorates…they would claim….the (British) soldiers who lost their lives in World War One and subsequently in British campaigns….”good” wars like World War Two and “bad” wars like suppression of nationalism in India, Kenya, Cyprus, Malaya, Aden….and Ireland.

We are asked to believe it is about good guys and freedom and that it is part of our so-called “shared” history.

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It is a sham. This mural is in Donegall Pass, Belfast. It links the World War One monument in Flanders (“The Ulster Tower”) commemorating the Ulster Division (the “old” Ulster Volunteer Force) to the 1970s UVF and a list of the dead from “Second Batallion”, South Belfast UVF.

LetsGetAlongerists would fake shock at this. To them, it is an abuse of a more “respectable” history. But thats not how unionists see it. To wear a poppy…a so-called shared symbol is to buy into the worst excesses of loyalist violence.

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Stickies, Pinheads And ….Er Felties?

The Troubles broke out in August 1969.

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The IRA in Belfast was in disarray. It had been involved in a failed campaign (“Operation Harvest” ) in border areas but ceased in 1962. It went…political much to the annoyance of several militant IRA men in Belfast. Worse….it had gone Marxist….again much to the annoyance of good Catholics. The IRA had a notion that it would unite Catholic and Protestant working class and establish a 32-county socialist paradise.

It dumped its guns. Members left.

And then in August 1969, found itself unable or unwilling to protect West Belfast against police and loyalist mobs attacking Catholic homes. I was 17 years old and lived in the area at the time. So did my wife, who was then just 11 years old. The “defence” of the area fell to some of the retired militants. Allegedly only eight were armed….but if you ever visit Belfast, I will introduce you to fifty old men who claim to be one of those eight.

Thats how it goes. In Republican history, the leadership was discredited and the retired men took over. This was at the end of 1969….the split between the Official IRA and the Provisional IRA.

The Official IRA was Marxist. The Provisional IRA was at heart “nationalist” with at that stage vague socialist rhetoric. For extremely personal reasons, not unconnected to a gun in my mouth and a threat. To blow my fucking brains out, I have a deep dislike of the “Officials”.

Really by the mid 1970s, they had ceased to operate….although there is plenty of evidence to the contrary. And of course the Provisionals morphed into simply being the “Provos”. And while Gerry Adams once claimed “they havent gone away you know” and then a few years ago they “stood down”, I think many elderly men who have seen it all before, believe the contrary.

We are in the same pre-Conflict mode that we were in half a century ago.

But in that strange, peaceful time behind the barricades in late 1969 and early part of 1970, the two IRAs were moving apart. The respite ended in the summer of 1970 and things got nasty. And remained nasty for nearly thirty years.

The great public symbol of the Republican “split” was the Easter Lily. Not unlike the British poppy, it is a republican rather than Irish symbol of Remembrance …originally commemorating the people who lost their lives at Easter 1916 and the subsequent War of Independence….and indeed subsequent IRA campaigns. It has never been acceptable in polite Irish society.

But of course West Belfast society at Easter 1970 was not polite. The paper lilies…..a green border around a white and orange lily sold in clandestine ways. A knock at the door and IRA supporters sold lilies and in the 1970s in West Belfast, there was certainly support for (usually) the Provos but it was always considered impolite and potentially bad for a householders health to refuse to buy a lily.

But confusingly in Easter 1970, there was two IRAs. ..each selling a version of the Easter Lily. Some years before the IRA had gone modern and adopted a peelable self-adhesive label. And these were the lilies that the “Officials” were selling. Meanwhile and perhaps its obvious, the new Provisionals had gone retro….their Easter Lily was not self-adhesive and came with a pin.

Thus at Easter 1970….the Officials became known as “the Sticky Backs”. ..and later simply “the Stickies”. For reasons noted above, I still prefer to say “”Sticky Bastards”. And the Provisionals became known as “the Pinheads”. The “Stickie” nicknamed endured long after the Officials went out of existence….allegedly. The “Pinhead” nickname never really stuck (no pun intended).

For decades only the Provos….who dont exist either (apparently) sold the Easter Lilies. Nowadays Sinn Féin do. Indeed SF leaders wear little metal lapel badges in the style of American Tea Party activists and Fux News anchors.

So while I was out on Monday….Sinn Féin came visiting selling this years Lily. Obviously we make a “healthy option” choice. Buy the Lily but dont wear it.

But an interesting design modification. Paper is obviously old-style. FELT is now the preferred material. And a comlimentary pin!!!!

 

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Electoral Pacts And Unionism

So DUP and UUP have agreed to maximise the votes for the “unionist” family by agreeing an electoral pact in four constituencies.

In East Belfast, Gavin Robinson will stand for DUP. The UUP will not be on the ballot paper. In North Belfast, Nigel Dodds MP (DUP) will not have a UUP challenger.

Meanwhile in Newry-Armagh, Danny Kennedy (UUP) will not have a DUP challenger. And in Fermanagh-South Tyrone, Tom Elliot (UUP) will likely be the only unionist on the ballot paper.

These are four very different elections and whe n the full list of runners and riders is known, I will analyse the four seperately.

First of all, I dont think any reader of “Keeping An Eye On The Czar of Russia” will be surprise at some or all of these electoral pacts. It is how Unionism works and just a week after the death of former UUP Leader, Jim Molyneaux, it is a fitting tribute.

Back to the Future? Is it really only two years since liberal unionist fanzine, Slugger O’Toole was telling us how much the DUP and UUP had changed and Peter Robinson and Mike Nesbitt were reaching out to Catholic and nationalist voters?

Well I suppose standing four unionists (instead of eight) in four constituencies frees up four other people to take on that whole “outreach” thing on a full-time basis.

While not wanting to get too deeply into any one constituency…East Belfast looks intriguing. In 2010, Naomi Long won the seat for Alliance. She defeated Peter Robinson (no relation to Gavin) who was mired in a scandal and the voters turned against him. For five years, the DUP has been hurting. East Belfast is their heartland and they will go to just about any lengths to do it. The leafleting campaign against Alliance over the Flegs issue in 2012 was a disgrace.

It would have been difficult for Ms Long to retain the seat. In 2010, she won with just 37% of the vote. The combined DUP-UUP vote was 55% and there was a further 5% “unionist” vote. SDLP and SF vote has already been squeezed as nationalists voted for Long as the least unpalatable choice. This time the Green Party will be on the ballot paper.

Naomi Long is already calling foul. The electoral pact is “anti-democratic”.

My views on Pacts are well known. Political Parties have of course a right NOT to stand in a constituency. I would suggest they have a responsibility to so do. It is a gesture of respect to nationalist voters in the small enclave of Short Strand and other nationalists in East Belfast, that SDLP and Sinn Féin put up a candidate. Indeed it is a service to the entire Electorate.

Likewise, unionist voters in the small enclave of Suffolk deserve to see the DUP and UUP field a candidate in West Belfast.

I would also make the point that it is very short-term thinking to withdraw candidates.

But I do not feel sorry for Naomi Long. Long-time readers of this Blog will know my feelings about the Alliance Party and their democratic credentials. In 2011 Assembly election, the Alliance Party got eight MLAs elected, UUP got sixteen and SDLP got fourteen. Each were entitled to one seat in the Executive but thanks to DUP and Sinn Féin, the Alliance Party got an extra seat (the Department of Justice). So as Naomi Long cries crocodile tears about Democracy….well it would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the Irony.

Is all lost for Naomi Long? Well against one serious unionist candidate (Gavin Robinson) she needs a  lot more  than 37% of the vote. Allowing for the fact that PUP and TUV will probably stand and take some unionist votes and that the Greens, Sinn Féin and SDLP will all stand….my back of the envelope figure for DUP and Alliance is that between them, they will get 88% of votes cast. And that would mean, she would need at least 44% to win.

Can she do it? Yes but that means taking a lot of votes that went  to  Trevor Ringland, the UUP-Tory candidate in 2010. The Flegs issue will affect her in negative (“they tuk oor Fleg”) and positive (“brave Naomi stands against bully boys”) ways. Social issues  like Pro-Choice or Pro-Life (I dislike those terms) will be in play, especially with a Green Party in the field. The wildcard could be the Alliance Party and DUP and (sometimes) Sinn Féin supporting  (Tory) Welfare Cuts. Who does an opponent of the Cuts vote for….this is certainly an area for the Greens to exploit.

And yet there are other options open to the Alliance Party. Have they anything to trade with another Party? Could any other Party offer anything? The Greens?

And there is the nuclear option. Has David Ford considered withdrawing from the Executive? A warning shot to DUP and Sinn Féin.

It is kinda interesting.

 

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St Patrick’s Day In “No Man’s Land”

This is a Word Press blog. Every day, Word Press supplies me with statistics, telling me where “Keeping An Eye On The Czar of Russia” is read. As you might expect, it is read in Ireland, Britain and United States. But on most days there are about twelve other nations. It is variable…but typically this Blog is read in Australia, Luxembourg, Germany, Italy, Israel and Belgium. Occasionally in other nations. But wherever you are …Happy St Patrick’s Day and if there is something “Irish” going on in your part of the world today, I hope you enjoy it.

But spare a thought for those of us for whom the St Patrick’s Day experience is more….limited. Especially those of us who live in “No Man’s Land”….Norn Iron.

St Patrick’s Day is of course a Christian Feast Day. Honouring our “national saint”.

But the St Patrick’s Day parades are essentially an “American” thing. Seventeenth century and arguably “Protestant” in origin…there are competing claims as to origin. But really it was the Catholic Irish-Americans who instigated the parades we see today. In mid nineteenth century New York, Philadelphia and Boston, the Irish were a despised minority. Fresh off the boats, uneducated, barely alive and escaping one horror for another. It was a long climb to Respectability and John F Kennedy in the White House….the domestic servants tamed the railroad workers…taught them to drink tea politely from china cups.

And the domestic servants, railroad workers, longshore men and garment workers had their annual day of Defiance.

And of course too much sentimentality and stereotyping attached to it.

In Belfast, it was just a religious thing. In the early 1960s, Uncle Jackie went to New York for a few days and saw the Big Parade. He never stopped talking about it. And I guess there ere thousands like him. Effectively the Republic of Ireland started “importing” St Patrick’s Day….and it has grown. Now Dublin is the place to be. Or any Irish town or any Irish village.

And we have impoved it. A key feature of St Patrick’s Day now is the part played by new Irish citizens, who were born in Poland, Czech Republic, Nigeria, Somalia, Syria and Iraq…all over the world. The Face of Ireland. And the Sound of Ireland has changed a lot in my lifetime.

And we have re-exported St Patrick’s Day. It is no longer about the Irish diaspora in traditional places like United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, England, Scotland and Wales. It is not even about the Irish diaspora in “new” places like Luxembourg, Belgium, Germany and China. As the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the worlds tallest building in Dubai goes “green” for the day, it is actually a celebration of something beyond being Irish. Is there really a nation that has exported its “attitude” more thoroughly than Ireland? And it has not been done at the point of a gun. It is something of which to be proud.

Yet the one place where Irishness has not been exported (so to speak) is into Norn Iron.

In the 1960s we watched Mrs Windsor’s mother …the old drunken “Queen Mother” hand out shamrocks to the (British) Irish Guards. In the 1970s some minor “royal” would travel to Ballymena to hand out shamrocks to the (British) Ulster Defence Regiment.

St Patrick’s Grave in Downpatrick….in the grounds of the (Protestant) Church of Ireland Cathedral would be blessed by a Church of Ireland bishop. It felt slightly bizarre for while St Patrick and his Cathedrals at Downpatrick and Armagh pre-date the Reformation by nearly one thousand years, he also pre-dates the English invasions of Oreland by five hundred years. He was not of course Irish….but to Irish Catholics like ourselves it seemed that he belonged more to the natives than the planters.

There was no St Patricks Day parade thru central Belfast, then the jewel in the crown of British unionism. The Parade was confined to our West Belfast ghetto….certainly political as much as religious in tone. And often illegal. And often in their barracks at Springfield Road, Andersonstown and Woodburn, the old RUC and British Army kept a low profile.

It was the 1990s before a St Patricks Day parade was allowed past the City Hall in Belfast. There were stern warnings largely ignored that the Irish National Flag would not be displayed.

Nowadays the Parade is largely in control of LetsGetAlongerism. The celebrations must be inclusive. But can any “national day” be fully inclusive? Can a parade celebrating Irishness be inclusive of those (unionists) who claim that their Irishness is a component of their Britishness and that the Irish National Flag is alien to them? Do we concede too much in allowing this contradiction?

Many people in the LetsGetAlongerist community will be vying for the hottest tickets in the social calendar in July. The garden party at the United States Consulate to celebrate American Independence and the garden party at the French Consulate to celebrate Bastille Day. The hypocrites will not object to the American Flag on the basis that it is offensive to New York “tories”, the descendants of Benedict Arnold or those Americans whose first fealty is the Confedracy. The hypocrites will not object to the French tricolere on the basis that it is offensive to French monarchists.

Is it really possible to celebrate Cinquo de Mayo in the United States and object to the Flag of Mexico? I dont think so.

And yet Belfast prides itself on its official diversity….Chinese New Year, Hindu Festivals…..

The City of Belfast and Norn Iron as a whole have a problem with Irishness. Aspects….music, dance are accepted but the the Irish Nation is the sum total of ALL our aspects. We should be entitled to celebrate it all.

If the Irish National Flag is not regarded as offensive ….today in London, England or Burnos Aires, Argentina or New York, USA or Tokyo, Japan….it cannot be marginalised in Belfast.

 

 

 

 

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“Je Suis Elton John”

I used to like Elton John. I have done a thing called the Crocodile Rock. And I have lived and died in Philadelphia Freedom. More or less. I am The Rocket Man.

A nice “Greatest Hits” Catalogue and Chairman of Watford Football Club.

Then Elton lost the run of himself. He had more pairs of glasses than Specsavers and turned into Liberace…but without the class. He became a friend of British “royalty” (never a good sign in rock and roll”, did that whole “Candle in the Wind” thing for Diana and got his knighthood. Reg Dwight had become “Sir” Elton John. A British National Treasure.

Yet for a National Treasure, he has a vicious nasty side. There is a sense of entitlement. Who can ever forget that silly little tantrum at Taiwan Airport.

Elton has chosen to have children, obviously by surrogate. He is married to David Furnish. I make no comment on their relationships. Nor should Dolce and Gabbana. I had never heard of them before yesterday but they say that the two children in this relationship are artificial and synthetic. That is rude, cruel and simply wrong.

I do think it is fair to say that some “celebrities” (I am looking at you Madonna!) give the impression that their children are fashion accessories but that is a completely different point.

Elton John is as entitled to feel insulted as any parent would be. But his call for a boycott of Do.ce and Gabbana…obviously an exclusive label….is almost comical. That there is a Twitter campaign to boycott Dolce and Gabbana (supported by Elton’s celebrity friends) Victoria Beckham, Courtney Love, Martina Navratilova and Ricky Martin is downright risible.

“Boycotting Dolce and Gabbana” is not up there with the original Irish Land League Boycott of the late nineteenth century. Nor is it going to go down in the history of Civil Rights with the Alabama Bus Boycott. Elton John is NOT Michael Davitt. Elton John is NOT Rosa Parkes. We de-value History with this kinda nonsense.

Anyway, I have decided to support Elton John and have now added Dolce and Gabbana to the list of exclusive labels that will not be in my wardrobe alongside “St Michael” and “St Bernard”.

For many years, I have been boycotting Rolls Royce, Ferrari, Dior, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, Vivienne Westwood, Gucci, Jimmy Choo and Stella McCartney.

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“Je Suis A Lazy Irish C***”

Can it really be true that BBC presenter threw a punch at his producer and called him a “lazy Irish cxxx”? Surely most people would have a problem with THAT word. And surely it is racist to refer to a nationality in such terms. Is being “lazy and Irish” (and GOD knows I am both) better or worse than being “lazy and Norwegian”, “lazy and Polish”, “lazy and Jamaican”, “lazy and Pakistani” and would the BBC be equally tolerant or intolerant of such behaviour by a star presenter? Or is there some kind of scale..

We should probably do something.

Last summer, I heard Patrick Corrigan of Amnesty International (Belfast franchise) in Writers Square, Belfast. He spoke about racism in Belfast and like thousands of others I followed Patrick Corrigan on a march around Belfast City Centre, protesting recent racist attacks in Belfast. Including of course, the nasty verbal attacks on Anna Lo MLA.

And in January, on Slugger O’Toole, I saw Patrick Corrigan standing outside Belfast City Hall. He was carrying a placard “Je Suis Charlie”. He was joined by many of our local bloggerati.

So here we go again. Is this a Human Rights issue? I think it is. No doubt, Patrick Corrigan will be making a speech in Writers Square. We will shout anti-racist slogans as we march behind him…past the City Hall and on to the BBC in Ormeau Avenue, where we will join Patrick Corrigan and hold up placards stating “Je Suis A Lazy Irish C***”.

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Sinn Féin U Turn Again

It always seems that the biggest insult to a political party is to accuse them of a “U Turn”. Sinn Féin fielded John O’Dowd to try and explain the debacle over Welfare Cuts.

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It is all a bit awkward for Sinn Féin. For months they have been posturing as the Party leading the fight against “Tory” (sic) Cuts. They even started petitions in Belfast City Centre. That was a curious petition. Who was behind it? Seemed that petition was quietly shelved…before Sinn Féin signed up to the same Tory Cuts.

It was of course all part of a broader Agreement. ..or pretend Agreement. But why did Sinn Féin fold? Well, they would claim that as a Government Party, they are being “responsible” and “making difficult decisions” and had bought some key concessions. And they depicted SDLP who still refused to sign up to “Tory” cuts as irresponsible and acting like an Opposition.

The All-Ireland Party….Sinn Féin depicts itself as such…has a problem. It is in Government in Norn Iron and administering “austerity” and it is in Opposition in the Republic of Ireland and resisting “austerity”. And next goes to the polls in Norn Iron and within a year in the Republic goes to the polls.

So can we assume that those new Sinn Féin southerners are maybe just a little bit concerned that Sinn Féin in government is not quite as consistent as Sinn Féin in Opposition.

But it is not about one Sinn Féin U-Turn. SF held their annual conference in Derry last weekend. Something magical happened. They changed their minds. They wont implement “Tory” cuts.

What went wrong? Were Sinn Féin canvassers in Norn Iron (the Westminster Election is only eight weeks away) getting hammered on the door-step. Were SDLP starting to look attractive to some SF voters.

Sinn Féin spin it that they were sold a pup…the “extra” money that they were “promised” isnt there. They are victims of “bad faith”. Bad Faith? Presumably they mean that DUP could not stop crowing about their victory in negotiations.

What happens next? Well, it will be sorted….AFTER the Election. Sinn Féin will talk tough for eight weeks ….and fold ….again.

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Quintin Oliver…His Life, His Work

Alam Meban will be interviewing Quintin Oliver, (The Man, The Legend) on community television station, NVTV about his Life and Work. Tonight 7.30pm. Not sure if Alan is doing a Jeremy Paxman or an Evan Davies.

I urge you not to watch.

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James Molyneaux …Ex UUP Leader Dies

Earlier this week Jim Molyneaux the former Leader of the UUP died. He was Leader from 1980 something to 1990 something (I couldnt be bothered looking up Wikipedia). He was a politically quiet man and (seemingly) personally a courteous man. His sole function seems to have been to keep the UUP relevant against the rising tide of Paisley’s DUP. He was MP for South Antrim for many years.

He was really a relic from 1950s and 1960s unionist supremacy. He had the look of a particuarly depressed undertaker.

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