Poster Boys & Girls…#23 Sammy Wilson (DUP)

25th April.

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Agnew Street, Larne. Across the street from the Catholic Church. Sammy Wilson, outgoing DUP MP for East Antrim. He is also MLA for East Antrim. Made his name in Belfast Council politics …he is a previous Mayor of Belfast. But has latterly carved out a fiefdom in East Antrim.

Previously, a Norn Iron Environment Minister while dismissing Climate Change, he has never been a politician with gravitas. His comic turn at the Annual Conference is much appreciated by the DUP faithful. But he has a nasty side. Referring to a Sinn Féin councillor who was shot in the stomach by loyalists as “Leadbelly” for example.

Yet I notice from his election poster that he is no longer the “enfant terrible” of the DUP. He looks…like us all…older. His star within DUP seems to have waned or maybe he is just satisfied at the prospect of being MP for East Antrim for the rest of his life.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#22 Lily Kerr (Workers Party)

25 th April.

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Oxford Street, Belfast…outside St George’s Market. Lily Kerr, Workers Party candidate in South Belfast. I know nothing about her.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#21 Margaret Anne McKillop (SDLP)

25th April.

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Margaret Anne McKillop, SDLP candidate for East Antrim. I wasn’t expecting SDLP posters in Larne. There are some on Circular Road, near the railway station and another group at the Laharna Shopping Mall.

Good to see SDLP posters in the town. Nationalists and Catholics tend to keep a low profile “heads as low as a Catholic in Larne”. But a feature of this election is the visibility of SDLP in (so far) Newtownards, Bangor and (now) Larne.

There are nationalist areas in East Antrim, along the coast, north of Larne.

Of course, this election is also about preparation for the 2016 Assembly Election. One of the six seats is held by Sinn Féin and it will be interesting to see how the two nationalist perform against each other.

I have never met Margaret Anne McKillop. She was elected for SDLP to the Causeway Coast council in 2014. She was previously a member of Sinn Féin.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#20 Máirtín Ó Muilleoir (Sinn Féin)

25th April.

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The corner of Hamilton Street and Joy Street in the Markets area of Belfast and just a few metres from the plaque commemorating “Official IRA” captain, Joe McCann who was killed in a gun battle with British Army. Máirtín Ó Muilleoir is Sinn Féin candidate for South Belfast.

Máirtin is a fairly recent call up  (or recall) to Sinn Féin electoral ranks. He seemed to be happy enough in his role as a media “tycoon” but seemed to be drafted into Belfast City Council, specifically to be Mayor of Belfast in 2013-14.

There is no doubt that he was a success. He used Twitter extensively. And courted the Belfast “cultural and creative” crowd. Actually I found his use of Twitter (he used the name “newbelfast) to be risible. A triumph of Image over Substance. Yet he is the Acceptable Face of Sinn Féin to many in the Metrotextual World of the Norn Iron Bloggery.

A Declaration of Interest. Máirtín bought be a coca cola at last month’s Slugger O’Toole Tweet-Up.

O’Muilleoir was co-opted into the Sinn Féin Assembly Party last year due to the illness of SF’s Sue Ramsey.

He is certainly good in media terms…some would say he is a shameless self-publicist. But he has a tendency to describe himself as the “poll topper” in Balmoral DEA last year. He was indeed by a single vote from Claire Hanna (SDLP) but somehow he omits to mention he was the sole Sinn Féin candidate and he did Not outvote the two SDLP candidates.

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Poster Boys & Girls…#19 Damien Harte (Workers Party)

25th April.

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Outside Lurgan Railway Station. I know nothing about Martin Harte (standing in Upper Bann) but I know far too much about the Workers Party (sic).

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“….And Sailed Off For Gallipoli”

There are few anti-war songs that are better than Eric Bogle’s “The Band Played Waltzing Matilda”. My favourite version being the Pogues.

But what do we know about Gallipoli. Well…it was a British military disaster. And the point in History,where Australia and New Zealand achieved almost adulthood. It would take another generation and the death of anglophiles like the unlovely Robert Menzies before Australia and New Zealand would stop embarrassing themselves with “Mother Country” rhetoric but the ANZAC history, legend and myth…born in the mud and blood of Gallipoli ….is an important part of Australia and New Zealand nation-building.

And as much as fields in Flanders, the beaches of Turkey tell a story of “lions led by donkeys”, the enduring historical narrative of the First World War.

And of course 2,000 Irish soldiers died during the nine month campaign. It has become another narrative to say that they were airbrushed out of Irish history because Gallipoli was overshadowed by the Easter Rising, just one year later.

That is fair comment. The song about the Easter Rising….”The Foggy Dew” (written around 1920 by Canon Charles O’Neill, a priest from County Down) specifically mentions the Irish dead of Gallipoli. And it is not flattering.

“Oh had they died by Pearse’s side …or fought with Cathal Brugha….their names we would keep where the Fenians sleep…Neath the shroud of the Foggy Dew”.

So for a century the Irish Nation has not kept these names. Perhaps a wrong is being made right when yesterday President Michael D Higgins stands at a ceremony, alongside Turkish, New Zealand, Australian leaders and English “royals”  (“Prince Charles” and “Prince The Ginger One” no less) to acknowledge the sacrifice.

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But the awkward thing about Gallipoli is that the biggest donkey who led the lions was Winston Churchill and no serious analysis of Gallipoli is possible without analysing the role of that imperialist bastard. Yet the BBC are doing a sterling job in not mentioning him.

It is of course all part of the Decade of Centenaries into which we must all buy. That the Irish foot soldiers at Gallipoli were written out of the history of the Republic of Ireland is true but they were not there on a Turkish beach as any expression of Irish nationality. And of course they were there on the basis of a British lie. Even in 1915, it was apparent that the British Government had lied to unionists and/or nationalists to get them into Great War trenches.

So this year we commemorate Gallipoli bit we are adopting it to suit our 2015 narrative. LetsGetAlongerism.

Yet this year there will be no commemoration of the Battle of Waterloo. That was two hundred years ago. And more Irishmen died that day, fighting for Wellington, than died in the nine months of the Gallipoli disaster. And the American Civil War ended 150 years ago and a lot of Irish-born men died in that war.

But the “West” needs Turkey to support the various wars on Terrorism and People Trafficking. And the Irish can spot a marketing opportunity as Turkey is now a major player in the world economy. And there is all that “shared history” in the Decade of Centenaries.

But as the BBC talks about the centenary of “mass killings” of Armenians by the same Turks whose bravery and commitment to their Ottoman Empire is being commemorated….the thought crosses my mind that these killings of Christians by Islamists were not so very different from the kinda things ISIL is doing in Iraq, Syria and Kenya.

The thought also occurs that “mass killings” suggests a lone gunman going crazy in a shopping mall. But “mass killings” is an inadequate phrase when we talk about over one million men, women and children being murdered, simply because they were Armenian. The word for that is GENOCIDE but It would offend the Turks if that word is used.

Genocide eh? At least Australia would not do that kinda thing. But they DID do that kinda thing. And the British Empire would not do that kinda thing. But they DID do that kinda thing.

The Armenians are still here. The Aborgines are still here. The Irish are still here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Poster Boys & Girls…#18 Cat Seeley (Sinn Féin)

25th April.

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Lough Road, Lurgan. Catherine (Cat) Seeley is Sinn Féin candidate for Upper Bann. Already a councillor, she is still in her 20s. Promoted (probably over-promoted) by Sinn Féin in recent years.

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DUP Are “Toxic”

The British General Election is a very odd thing. It has none of the old certainties. Nothing is straightforward in 2015. It is not just about 650 seats and a handful on the “celtic fringe”. It is about 650 different contests…more so than ever. Tactical and strategic voting to keep one party from winning …voters are being persuaded with “dont let Labour win this constituency” or “vote for us to keep the Tory out”, “dont let UKIP get elected”. No more so than in Nor. Iron of course where DUP and UUP have agreed an anti-nationalist pact in four of the eighteen constituencies.

I find tactical or strategic voting to be depressing. Few things devalue Politics more than basing a vote on animosity to one Political Party rather than actual positively endorsing a programme.

It looks like The British will have a curious 650 seat Parliament next month. Abstentionist Sinn Féin wont be there but there will be a lot of MPs who are tolerated rather than endorsed by their electorate. Certainly that will be the case in England. Scotland always had a four-party system (Conservative, Labour, Liberal Democrat and SNP). Wales to a lesser extent. And of course Norn Iron was ….semi detached and different.

The next Government will as alwaysbe formed by the Party Leader (David Cameron or Ed Miliband) who can command the support of the British House of Commons…650 members. Take out Sinn Féin and the “neutral” Speaker and aboutfifty members of the parliament of the “United Kingdom” actually want to see the “United Kingdom” dissolved.

Another twenty five or so seats will be held by the Liberal Democrats and maybe about twelve held by right wing extremists like UKIP or Norn Iron’s DUP.

All of this limits the possibility of Cameron and Miliband having an overall majority and makes a coalition difficult to form.

Most likely the Liberal Democrats will be the “kingmakers”. They will shamelessly serve in any Tory-led administration or Labour-led administration. Being in the “centre ground”, they have MPs who lean to the right and members who lean to the left. It is almost certain that half of their current Commons party will lose their seats…so any decision they make about coalition will heavily depend on who survives the expected cull. One casualty could well be Nick Clegg. So the “rump” will be making a decision about government against the background of their own (heavy) defeat. A Party led by Norman Lamb might reach a different decision to a Party led by Vince Cable.

Scottish Nationalists seem to be ruled out of coalition by a curious new constitutional device that they dont count. As Sinn Féin is lambasted for not taking seats at Westminster, SNP are lambasted for actually being there and playing a role in the Commons…up to and including voting for or against the “Queens Speech” (the programme for government).

In just about every economic argument, Labour and SNP are on the same side. SNP would not want to be in coalition with Labour. Much better to exercise indirect influence. Miliband has to publicly state that he wont be beholding to SNP …not least because he cannot desert his hapless Scottish colleagues before the election.

Yet Tory media insults….”Nicola Sturgeon is the most dangerous woman in Britain” and “SNP are toxic” …wont worry SNP. It is music to their ears.

Clearly the Tories dont think that the Lib Dems are “toxic” but the election campaign has shown up the bad blood between the two government parties. Looking to the “centre” for a coalition is one option. Looking to the “right” is another option.

UKIP are the only political party who are (semi-) articulating opposition to the European Union, Multi-Culturalism and Migration. They have been unable to find a way to make the case that is moderate, balanced and without deep-seated Jingoism, Racism and Xenophobia. UKIP have had a bad campaign, amateurs out of their depth and it does not seem that they will have enough seats in the new Commons to be in a Tory-led Coalition. But by any impartial observation, their views are more “toxic” than SNP.

It could be that the Westminster Establishment is now painting the Nationalism in the same way that the Stormont Establishment painted Nationlism.

But curious that DUP…the Party of Rev Ian Paisley is now touted as a coalition partner for the Conservatives.  

Last night, in a hustings in South Down…Jim Wells, the DUP candidate and Minister for Health at Stormont opined that children in a same sex relationship are more likely to be abused or neglected than other children.

Understandably there is much comment here in Norn Iron. Wells himself and the DUP are in the odd ppsition of apologising for the offence caused as well as re-enforcing their core message about Homosexuality.

Had Nigel Farage or one of his amateurish UKIP colleagues said this there would be an outcry in the London Media. Jim Wells is no amateur. He is a senior politician and a Minister in the Executive. In fairness, one DUP MLA, Pam Cameron has publicly criticised Wells. But it is damage limitation all round. There should be much more scutiny of DUP …its homophobic and sectarian make up in the “British” National Media.

Lest we forget, TUV are to the right of the DUP. And the nominally more moderate UUP are actually in four election pacts with DUP. The simple fact is that the liberal unionist party, NI21 never got off the ground and the only (as I see them) unionist Party who have modern views on Homosexuality, is the Alliance Party.

The nationalist and republican Parties …SDLP and Sinn Féin support Gay Rights and Same Sex Marriage.

Ultimately this fundamentalist religious crap is bad for the future of Unionism. Not that I care.

But we miss the point with the Good Friday Agreement. Achieving a set of compromises between Unionism and Nationalism is certainly possible.

Reconciling the values of 2015 (republicanism-nationalism) with the values of 1950 (unionism) is impossible.

 

 

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Poster Boys & Girls…#17 Stephen Cooper (TUV)

14th April.

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Newtownards, County Down. Stephen Cooper, Traditional Unionist Voice candidate for Strangford. He is a councillor based in Comber and a former member of the Ulster Defence Regiment.

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The Czar of Russia Verdict On David McCann

As David McCann publishes the Slugger O’Toole verdict on the Party Political Broadcasts…you will all be shocked to know that the best PEB….is the Alliance Party.

The SDLP came fourth. (David has oddly two parties at #2 and SDLP at #3).

Personally I cant imagine anything worse than sitting thru eight or nine Election Broadcasts. It gives Nerds a bad name.

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