Dreams And Politics

The really odd thing about the past couple of years is that I am having political dreams.

My wife is an expert on interpreting dreams………she has several books on the meaning of dreams. Admittedly she has not actually read any of them. But tellinga dream to my wife is a depressing experience………..because seemingly dreaming of anything at all is “oh thats very bad”.

But last nights dream was a bit weird. I was invited to a SDLP Conference in an hotel……of which Id never heard………..in a place I didnt know. I looked this place up on the internet and there was five villages with the same name. I phoned SDLP Headquarters and they told me that the hotel was just outside Warrenpoint in County Down.

Obviously I cannot discuss anything I heard at a SDLP Conference…..even if it was just a dream. But I can tell you that the Chair of SDLP was Kenneth Kendall, the ex-BBC Newsreader from the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s.

I am not sure how I can explain the dream. But I did have a cheese toastie before I went to bed.

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John Prescott Reminds Me Of……Me.

I just watched John Prescott interviewed by Stephen Sacker on the BBC News Channel. As always Prescott, much derided in the mainstream press and the Blaggersphere was impressive.

Particuarly so when he pointed out that he spent a lot of his time warning Tony Bliar and Gordon Brown that it was a big mistake to get too close to the Media……..especially the Rupert Murdoch.

John Prescott is a……..Visionary. He reminds me of…….me.

Dont be surprised. I spend most of my time warning the SDLP to beware of appeasing the Media, Platform for Change, “lets get alongerism” and the evil that is the Alliance Party (bankrolled by Rowntree who are advised by Stratagem which is a partner of Slugger O’Toole).

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“The Shore”…Good Enough For An Oscar?

The Arts Community here is at its self-congratulatory worst because a locally produced/directed movie (“The Shore” Terry George) won two Oscars in Hollywood. Best “short” movie.

I watched it last night on BBC4. There is something ……almost but not quite…..unique about the Irish “short story”. Interesting to see if the “short movie” is in any way related. The short answer is “NO”. The short story is something about everyday life but speaks to a bigger issue. “The Shore”is really about nothing in particular except showing that Ciaran Hinds and Conleth Hill are superb actors.

The Story……such as it is…..is about a man from Norn Iron returning for a visit to his home place …..the coastal area in County Down……with his American daughter and wistfully looking up and down “The Shore” thinking of his long lost blood brother.

“What happened Dad” says the American daughter.

“Ah The Troubles happened……” says Ciaran Hinds.

Hold it right there. The Troubles happened to us all. I was seventeen when I heard my first gunfire and eighteen when I heard my first car bomb, nineteen when I saw my first gun battle and twenty when I saw my first knee-capping. Like everyone else “I could have been a contender”. Luckily Terry George makes movies….Martin Lynch writes plays…….Michael Stone (!) paints…..and I blog.

While the acting was superb, I cannot see that the short movie was anything other than mediocre. Hinds encouraged by his daughter traces his old blood brother (Conleth Hill) and he finds him with three other unemployed men gathering mussels on “The Shore”. Reasonably enough the two distant strangers are assumed to be “dole inspectors”. And they set off running pursued by a passing horsewoman on a white steed. The joke wears thin when they split up to avoid being caught…….wears thinner as Conleth Hill’s artificial arm galls off………and is in shreds wen he is brought home exhausted on the white horse.

But all is well …..Hinds daughter is introduced as “Patricia” and yes she is named for the long lost blood brother.

And……..then in the dusk…….everyone sits round singing about the Mountains of Mourne sweeping down to the sea.

And that was that. Basically “The Shore” started off wistful and became traditional Oirish whimsy…..superbly acted.

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Olympic Update

Ireland now have three women qualified for the Marathon in London. Maria McCambridge achieved the qualifying time this weekend.

Disappointing news in the Mens Hockey. Ireland lost out in the Qualifying Tournament. Lost to Korea 2-3…….Korea scoring the winning goal just five seconds before the match would have gone into Extra Time.

The Irish Womens Hockey Team are competing in the Qualifying Tournament in Belgium and have made a good start winning their first two matches.

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Happy St Patricks Day!

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit! Happy St Patricks Day!

This is my sixtieth St Patricks Day. Things change. When I was a schoolchild, it was a day off school. A chance to wear a green sweater that my aunt had knit to go to Mass. In our teatotal home in West Belfast, there might be unflattering references to people who “drowned their shamrocks”…..who spoiled a national holiday and religious feast day by drinking alcohol.

As the 1960s became the 1970s, I became aware that Belfast and most of Norn Iron was not really a place to celebrate being Irish…publicly. While its certainly true that large gatherings at a time of civil war can be an opportunity/excuse for violence, it is also true that the Norn Iron authorities looked on any overt displays of Irishness as subversive. No parades.

Of courrse New York City was the place for parades. And while it had an original (Protestant) religious ethos in pre-independence North America, by the 19th century, the parades in New York, Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago had become an opportunity to celebrate Irishness itself……an opportunity for the dock yard labourer and the domestic servant to become extremely visible in cities where they were deemed (at best) an embarrassment and (at worst) alien.

It is really only since the 1980s, that Ireland has fully adopted the St Patricks Day Parade. The nature of the Dublin Parade constantly evolves. The visiting American high school marching bands……our new citizens from Eastern Europe and West africa bring an axciting new dimension.

The Belfast Parade was in contrast an occasionally legal or illegal affair (depending on the security situation) along the Falls Road. The year 1997 was the first year that a Parade was allowed thru Belfast City Centre, past the City Hall. The Ardoyne Fleadh Committe have produced a postcard for that occasion…..a massive turnout. The downside was that no flags were “allowed”. Well that rule was of course enforceabe.

In Norn Iron we have the peculiar situation that the Irish Flag is deemed divisive. We can go “green” on St Patricks Day………but never “green white and orange”……at least not officially. The Irish Flag alienates unionists and Protestants who are also Irish. Thus the official images on television news tonight will show Norn Iron soldiers in British regiments (Royal Irish Rangers for example) being presented with shamrocks by a minor member of the British “Royal Family” at their barracks in Ballymena, County Antrim or on the “front line” in Afghanistan.

But how exactly can a “National Day” be ……inclusive? The solution in Norn Iron is a “lets get alongerist” approach…..where Irishness is reduced from the status of a nationality, a citizenship, ethnicity…..to a common denominator of inclusivity.

This is almost a necessity in the city of Armagh, associated with St Patrick and home of the two Cathedrals…..Catholic and Church of Ireland (Anglican) where the celebrations have always been cross community……..and in Downpatrick, County Down which has an even longer tradition of cross community celebration. Both Armagh and Downpatrick are overwhelmingly nationalist/Catholic/Irish.

Last year in Downpatrick there was a minor controversy when a Sinn Féin councillor wanted a more visible presence for the Irish Flag. I think the time has come for this to happen. There is no conceivable reason to find the Irish Flag “offensive”….on St Patricks Day. Genuine “lets get alongerists” should have no problem with that…..and frankly they are driving the faux inclusivity and sanitised version of St Patricks Day.

This year in Armagh, community cohesion is under pressure. A “rival” loyalist band celebration will take place…and it is difficult to see this as anything other than a coat-trailing exercise. Tensions will rise with alcohol consumption. Life imitates Art. The St Patricks Day episode of “The Simpsons” featured Green and Orange Parades in Springfield.

Taking the Irishness out of St Patricks Day?

Tensions will also be high in the “Holy Land” area of South Belfast. This network of streets (Cairo Street, Damascus Street, Palestine Street) is the Monday-Friday home of students attending Queens University. Mostly from Fermanagh, Armagh, Tyrone and Derry…..or to put it frankly nationalists/Catholicsiirish. And in recent years massive street parties have broken out………notably a full scale riot in 2009. These are not young people prepared to suppress their sense of Irishness for the greater good of “lets get alongerism”. They are “in your face….take it or leave it” I do of course deplore alcohol-fuelled vandalism………..but if you dont like it………YOU CAN KISS THEIR IRISH ASS.

Which is actually a very traditional way of celebrating St Patricks Day. The students in Damascus Street are behaving in exactly the same way as the New York, Boston and Chicago labourers and domestic servants….because these students……..our future teachers, lawyers and doctors are the true heirs of the Irish labouring classes. They demand to be visible. And it is a very generational thing…it took a certain assertion of cicil rights activism in the 1960s to change Norn Iron society. And the time has come for a further twist of the generational screw.

 

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Parsley Re-Joins Alliance……Shock!

I see that Michael Shilliday (on Twitter) refers to Ian Parsley’s Wikipedia entry (I know…..I thought that also)………and I note Ian Parsley has re-joined the Alliance Party. It is getting harder to keep track.

Anyway looking forward to seeing Mr Parsley…….a “politician (sic), business man and linguist” (per Wikipedia) at the Alliance Party Conference next month. La Mon Hotel apparently.

Mr Parsley who was Aliance candidate in the 2009 European Election fought the Westminster Election (2010) as a UUP-Conservative. His wife, Paula Bradshaw also fought the 2010 Elections as a UUP-Tory before joining the Alliance Party later in 2010. Ms Bradshaw was elected to the Alliance Party executive just two weeks ago.

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Croeso Leanne Wood

Anybody who refers to Mrs Windsor……..as …….”Mrs Windsor” is ok by me.

So welcome/fáilte/croeso Leanne Wood, the new, avowedly Republican Leader of Plaid Cymru (the Welsh Nationalist Party).

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McCallister, Kennedy…..Nesbitt?

Three nominations for Leader of the UUP. And most posts on the subject seem to involve the words “poisoned chalice”. Certainly the UUP Assembly Party is not a happy ship and the wider membership are in near despair.

For the record the UUP has fifteen serving MLAs, one MEP (Jim Nicholson) and four members of the House of Lords. It had ninety nine councillors elected in 2011.

Yet three people want the job that……er nobody wants.

John McCallister is Deputy Leader of the Party. He has the endorsement of fellow “liberal” Basil McCrea who lost the 2010 Leadership contest. McCallister is popular and possibly his South Down base puts him more in touch with the grassroots than McCrea from the Greater Belfast area.McCallister wants the UUP to leave the Executive and go into Opposition. This seems a bit strange. First off the Assembly has no Opposition benches. It is shaped as a horseshoe and while the Green Party MLA (Steven Agnew) TUVs Jim Allister and two other Independent Unionists (David McClarty and David McNarry) are not “in government”…..there is no provision for Opposition “time” in debates. At best McCallister and his UUP colleagues could only speak in the same designated order they do now.At worst the UUP would actually lose influence. Yes they would be popular with journalists and they might even feel good about themselves……..for a week.

But surely leaving the Executive would be an own goal. Alliance is due to lose their gerrymandered seat next month. Would UUP leaving Executive not simply hand it back?

Danny Kennedy is a traditional UUP man who literally beats the big Orange Drum on 12th July. He is a member of a band and tends to make sure that the TV cameras record the scene. Away from the Twelfth Field, he is quite popular. The conventional wisdom and maybe even the convention is that the Party Leader should not be in the Norn Iron Executive. Thus Tom Elliott the outgoing Leader was happy to have Kennedy as Minister for Regional Development and it was an arrangement which suited Kennedy. I dont think that Kennedy can really pitch for the Leadership without “promising” Regional Development to someone else.

Mike Nesbitt? Nesbitt was only elected to the Assembly in 2011. He is a former journalist who people of a certain age will recognise from his popular catchphrase “Lisnagarvey 3 Instonians 1”. Or the equally popular “Cliftonville Olympic 2 Linfield Swifts 2”. A BBC sports reporter who became “anchor” of Ulster Televisions flagship news programme, he always seemed to lack gravitas. In actual fact, he is an alumnus of the exclusive Campbell College and Cambridge University. Briefly a Victims Commissioner after leaving UTV, Nesbitt was poster boy for the UUP-Conservative “new party” which proved a total flop at the 2010 Westminster Election. There was a time at the height of the Iris Robinson Scandal when Nesbitt was considered a near certainty to replace her at Westminster. In the end he lost easily to Jim Shannon of the DUP.

Interestingly Danny Kinahan, Kennedy’s Chief of Staff has endorsed Nesbitt. This suggests to me that Kennedy will be safely re-employed as Minister if Nesbitt wins………and that Nesbitt gets the job if Kennedy wins. Certainly Nesbitt is media savvy and can talk to fellow journalists. He has a certain charisma in a Party that does not do charisma……….but to me he lacks substance.

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The Afghan Massacre

The American soldier who is alleged to have killed sixteen Aghan civilians has not yet been charged. Or named. He has been flown to Kuwait.

The Americans say that he cannot be tried under Afghan Law as he would not get a fair trial. That would be the same Afghan Law for which soldiers from United States, Britain and several other nations are dying. The same Aghan Law is unfair to Afghan women, Afghan homosexuals and Afghan Christians and just about every other Afghan.

Confirmation that it is all a total failure.

 

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The Alliance Party …”Liberal Unionists”?

While the upcoming decade of Centenaries (and a whole industry is built around it) CAN provide an opportunity for a degree of reconciliation ans we bow to the False God of a “shared history”……it also provides an opportunity to properly commemorate a decade of Half Centuries.

For example in the next ten years we will commemorate the fiftieth anniversary of the first murder of the modern Troubles (John Scullion 1966), the occupation of a council house in Caledon, County Tyrone to protest housing allocation, the first Civil Rights marches, the “official” outbreak of the Troubles (1969), Internment (1971), Bloody Sunday, Claudy Bomb, Bloody Friday (all 1972). Can we really commemorate so many centenaries without referencing the half centuries?

I was intrigued at the weekend to hear that this decade affords the opportunity to reconcile with “liberal unionists…….such as the Alliance Party” (sic).

In another post today, I wrote about “liberal unionists”. Essentially they are politically naive but mean well. There was a time when people could have said the same thing about the Alliance Party (bankrolled by Rowntree) which has quietly given up paying lip service to the notion of being constitutionally “neutral” and has taken on a more “unionist” attitude…inevitable perhaps with the defection of Harry Hamilton, Paula Bradshaw and presumably Ian Parsley from UUP to Alliance. It would be a mistake to think that these defections of “liberal unionists” to the Alliance Party makes the Alliance Party “liberal”. As we have seen with their votes on welfare reform, there is a nasty streak to the Alliance Party.

The SDLP would be well advised to steer clear of the Alliance Party. Perhaps …..indeed certainly more than any other political party, the SDLP can claim to be the “Civil Rights Party” and a fundamental aspect of Civil Rights was opposing “gerrymandering” and supporting “one man one vote” in the late 1960s. The classic example of gerrymandering was of course the old Derry City Council where minority unionist votes in the gerrymandered wards elected a unionist Council. Albert Anderson the unlamented Lord Mayor is not regarded as a liberal. Yet he had limited ambitions. ….ruling the west side of the River Foyle.

In contrast the Alliance Party have bigger ambitions. They barely exist west of the River Bann. But somehow feel entitled to two seats (from 51,000 votes) in the Norn Iron Executive while the SDLP (94,000) gets one seat and the UUP (88,000) gets one seat.

Fifty years on. Another gerrymander. The SDLP needs to be confronting the Alliance Party. It should not be reconciling.

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