“Gay” Marriage Can Rehabilitate “Straight” Marriage

Totemic Politics has never been my thing. The American Republicans do it pretty well……..totemic issues such as abortion take on too much importance. How the Republicans FEEL about something has become more important than anything they will actually DO.

Let me quote an old joke that will be familiar to anyone who watched any comic double act on TV in the 1960s. Indeed even then the Audience knew the joke better than the Comics…..it was a way of embracing the Audience….”we are terrible comedians and you are just as funny as we are………Love us”.

Straight Man: I say, I say, I say……who was that lady I saw you with last night.

Comedian: That was no lady……..that was my wife!

Hilarious stuff. …in 1962. It probably does not translate into 2012 when the punch line is “That was no lady…….or indeed gentleman……..that was my partner……..or at the very least a person for whom I have changed my Facebook status to “in a relationship”.

I think it loses something.

I married in 1982. I am glad I did. It is a committment. That was before the word “partner” became so prominent. “Husband” and “Wife” seem very precise and indeed the term “common-law wife” which I often came across in my working career is also very precise. It is a term no longer in use.

In comparison, the word “Partner” seems very imprecise. And people seem to understand this by updating the term to “Life Partner”. I have of course no trouble with the word “partner” when others choose to use it in respect of their own “partners”.

If you introduce your straight or gay “partner” to me, I will have absolutely no problem with it and extend the fullest courtesy. I do have a slight problem when Mrs Fitzjames Horse is referred to as my “partner”. I call her my “wife”. More importantly she calls herself my wife and I think it is reasonable that I expect others to adhere to that simple courtesy.

As Mrs Fitzjames Horse turned up (EARLY!!!) at 11.30am on 1st December 1982……and ran up the aisle dragging her poor father behind her…..just to become Mrs Ftzjames Horse…..then it seems reasonable enough that people refer to her as my wife.

“Partner” is a strange word. I have heard people talk of their “partner” and yet I have heard that partner refer to his “girlfriend”. A case where people are ot quite on the same page. And indeed I have seen people on Facebook who refer to themselves as “being in a relationship” with someone who steadfastly refers to themselves as “single”.

So slightly bizarre moment in the local bank last week when I sat there crossing out the word “partner” and inserting the word “wife”……..well I am retired and have a lot of time on my hands for this kinda thing. And likewise renewing the House Insurance on the phone about a month ago…….”And what about your partner?” said the nice lady………”oh I dont have one” said I……”oh I thought you said you are married”……..”yes I am”.

Which brings me to Gay Marriage. To be honest I have no particular issue one way or the other. I might have been prepared to have a slight “generational” attitude about the nature of marriage but this is actually less important than the issue of “gay rights” …….love and committment.

The SDLP has a policy on the issue (and I think its mostly around the word “marriage”) that it is an issue of individual conscience rather than party policy. The SDLP Youth Group will probably present a motion on the subject at the Annual Conference in November. They will call for “marriage freedom” and those who like attacking the SDLP……..thats you Slugger……will say that the SDLP is split and that the Youth Wing has embarrassed the Party Leadership. Well hardly “split” because its all a bit totemic and the Party Leadership should be cute enough to outflank their own Youth. And as for embarrassment….well it is the role of any political party’s youth wing to do embarrassing things. Indeed I think it was Mark Durkan (Youth Conference March 2011) who said that was part of the role of a Youth Group.

So……..although I believe that it IS a matter of conscience……my thoughts are that I have no problem with Gay Marriage. But is it not slightly odd that for two decades Marriage has been marginalised by Modernity. And now in 2012, Modernity can put Marriage centre stage again.  Gay Marriage can rehabilitate Straight Marriage.

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Slugger O’Toole: Fealty Hits Back

It has been pretty obvious for a while that Mick Fealty at Slugger O’Toole has been lowering the bar for censure for those who dont toe the party line or those he just doesnt like….I hope I am in both those categories.

So oddly tonght……he has done me for “trolling” for my observation that a homicidal attack on the Parti Quebecois was how “reactionaries” react. I would have thought it was pretty obvious that reactionaries such as James Earl Ray murdered Martin Luther King. Also pretty obvious that reactionaries in Norn Iron reacted homicidal fashion towards nationalist civil righters.

So how on earth can it be “a cheap shop” as the peerless Mick puts it to say that this is how unionist reactionaries in Canada react?

Well the clue is in the word “nationalist”. It would of course be no problem to point out that James Earl Ray was a reactionary who murdered Martin Luther King. Thats quite properly standard “decent” fare.

Of course….Parti Quebecquois is a nationalist Party …..which means a unionist website like Slugger can sanction anyone who points out that murder is how (unionist) reactionaries react to nationalist advancement.

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Nigel And Nelson

There seems to be a general feeling that Peter Robinson is the hero of the hour. That he flew back from Florida and admonished his DUP MLAs…especially Nigel Dodds and Nelson McCausland for undermining his whole “outreach to Catholics” thing. And put the wheels in motion to make everything ok for the big Covenant March on 29th September.

I think this gives Robbo too much credit….his outreach is a sham anyway. And rather than UNDERMINING  it, Dodds and (especially McCausland) have EXPOSED the sham.

Nelson McCausland is intriguing. They say that facial hair makes a politician look sinister. But it cant just be this with McCausland………..as I also have a beard and I am obviously not sinister.

Rather it is Nelson’s outside interests that make him different. He is a latecomer in comparative terms to the DUP, first getting elected to the Assembly in 2003. He is not “gene pool” DUP. In fact most of his political career has been spent in opposition to the DUP. He was  member of the Ulster Independence Committee……..He has variously been a member of the United Ulster Unionist Party, Ulster Unionist Party, and an Independent Unionist, fighting a succession of usually unsuccessful elections.

Indeed he seems better placed in a group of fringe unionist politicians such as Cedric Wilson, Fraser Agnew, Willie Fraser and Boyd Douglas who seem to drift in and out of parties and operate in ad-hoc “parties” before the inevitable collapse and defection.

McCausland seems to have more political acumen than the others and in 2003 being the second DUP man worked to his advantage when he finally made the Assembly. In 2009 he made it to the Executive table as Minister for Culture, Arts and Leisure and since last year he is the Minister for Social Development.

Yet…….he is probably better known for being the man who “invented” the Ulster-Scots language. He was also the main man in the 1980s for the Lords Day Observance Society. And of course a prominent Orangeman. Although none of this would do him any harm politically…..he strikes me as being semi-detached from the DUP, at heart an Independent and a person who operates in pressure groups at the fringe of politics.

The belief that Norn Iron’s Protestants are actually the lost tribe of Israel appeals to many loyalist and unionist fundamentalists. Being among Gods chosen people brings a certain superiority over indigenous people……whether on the West Bank of the Jordan, Texas and North Belfast. Nelson is fully signed up to that nonsense.

For me …he has a disconnected approach to interviews. Slightly superior. Indeed very superior.

Yet he has done well for himself and anyone who remembers his pathetic interview about the Ulster Scots “language” on Hearts and Minds several years ago, will be amazed that he is now in the Norn Iron Executive.

Nelson might say that GOD has blessed him. I might say that Nelson has been lucky.

The main DUP man in North Belfast should be Nigel Dodds (Diane Dodds…his wife …is a Member of the European Parliament) who is the MP at Westminster. Dodds was also a MLA at Stormont until September 2010, when he stood down in line with the DUPs policy on “double jobbing”.

In the Assembly Elections of 2011, McCausland was the DUP main man…..bringing in two colleagues with him to Stormont.

As McCauslands star rises, Dodds seems to fall. Representing North Belfast, he has “only” a 2,224 majority over Sinn Féin. In Norn Iron terms this is marginal. For nearly two decades Dodds has been the #3 man in the DUP…..behind the Rev Ian Paisley and Peter Robinson. But now in his mid 50s, it seems unlikely he will succeed Peter Robinson as Leader….except in the very short term.

I dont suppose McCausland WANTS to be Party Leader….he operates better in the background. A kingmaker and kingslayer rather than the king.

Dodds and indeed Mrs Dodds have done pretty well financially out of Politics. Not of course that there is anything wrong with that. Even the Bible says the labourer is worthy of his hire. While Mrs Dodds has been worthy of her hire in Europe (since 2009)…..Mr Dodds has been worthy of his hire as a Westminister MP (since 2001), the Northern Ireland Assembly (1998-2010) and been worthy of his hire as a Minister in the Norn Iron Executive (1999-2009). Thats a lot of worthiness although some naysayers note that he was among the “top 20” expenses claimants in the Westminster Parliament.

Dodds lives near Banbridge in County Down and that has led to some talk that he is not as often “on the ground” in North Belfast as he was when he dealt with local issues. This is a little unfair….Devolution has allowed Dodds to delegate in his constituency. This has obviously strengthened McCausland.

Dodds is a Free Presbyterian …as are many DUP members but McCausland is at arms length from that Church but in better standing with the Caleb Foundation the pressure group of religious fundamentalists and creationist nutters (not all Free Presbyterian) who keep an eye on the God versus Mammon struggle.

Peter Robinson is an Elim Pentecostalist and while some are certainly involved with Caleb Foundation, the impression is that the main function of the Caleb Foundation is to guard against the inda secularism to which Robbo (publicly) aspires.

 

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“It Will Be Ok When Compensation Sets In”

It is an old Belfast “joke”….that in the event of an accident…….and a small but (for legal purposes) exaggerated pain….it will all get better when the cheque from the insurance company arrives. Every injury has a price tag.

In my retirement, I sit watching television. It is dominated by three types of advertisement “do I need a payday loan?”, “have I been mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance?” and “have I had an accident at work?”.

In one of the “accident” advertisements, presenter Andrew Castle walks down the street and bumps into a man going the other way. They both say “sorry” and Andrew tells us that “sometimes sorry is enough” but he goes on to say that sometimes we need more.

More directly another “accident” advertisement tells us “if there is Blame…there is a Claim”. We all know that now. A few months ago we had a small incident on the road outside our house. We COULD have made a claim for compensation….and chose not to….because no harm was done.

Of course these advertisements are comparatively “new” in Ireland and Britain. Solicitors were not allowed to advertise…and we used to laugh at American lawyers and dismiss them as “ambulance chasers”. We have now caught up.

Indeed early next year, I will be in the United States. It would be nice if Russell Crowe threw his cell-phone at me and I got $1 million for my trauma. But I suspect that would be as likely as winning the Lottery.

For “ordinary” people, Compensation is a form of winning the Lottery…….but there is the inconvenient fact that sometimes our pain has to be pretty genuine. Nevertheless small injuries and minor inconveniences do carry a price tag.

If only we had known that…..in the early years of the Troubles…..when minor injury (and indeed major injury) ad minor/major trauma were commonplace. Not to mention False Arrest or ill treatment by the forces of Law and Order. At some point…..maybe around 1980…..we (prompted by lawyers) realised that it was no longer good enough to just “thank God” that we had avoided a serious injury by being close to a car-bomb…..there could be compensation for our trauma. Indeed I would go so far as to say that the improvement in security force behaviour after the 1970s probably owed something to advice from THEIR lawyers. Every push or shove or verbal insult in (say) 1983 was likely to get a finacial recompense that it would not have got in (say) 1973.

And of course the levels of violence were much higher in the 1970s. Frankly some families of victims were hopelessly under-compensated with derisory amounts. And frankly in recent years some people (in comparison) have been over-compensated. The Troubles began and ended when cultural attitudes to compensation were different.

The problem is that 1970s victims……and a lot of people were “passive” victims, the Troubles were all around us…..feel bitter about “losing out”. I am no different.

I think I can say that I only once had a near death experience. Without going into details…..this involved a gun being shoved into my mouth and a threat that my “f***ing head could get blown off”. Subsequently I was tied up.

The incident happened at my work place. At lunch time. The offenders were (as it turned out) members of the Official IRA. This perhaps account for my animosity towards the “Stickies”. The RUC investigated the incident in a “good cop….bad cop” kinda way. One was sympathetic and the other just stared at me.

The sympathetic one went on to be a very senior RUC man. But my employer did not even send me home early. And that evening, I arrived home as BBC Newsreader Larry McCoubrey was announcing this very news”. My mother asked me if I had heard about it. “Mammy…..that WAS me”.

The culprits were arrested. The RUC showed me a photograph. “Can you identify them? “……..er No. Im not that stupid. Did they get the right guys? Yes of coure they did.

The next few months were rather uncomfortable. It was likely I would be a witness in the court case. I gave up my job and was unemployed for a few months. The only time I have been unemployed. I never “signed on” for benefits and even today thats a four month gap in my pension contributions. Like I say, I never claimed benefit but until a few years ago, I got a letter from the Pensions people telling me my pension would suffer and would I like to make good the loss…….well no I wouldnt.

As it turned out, the family decided to move to Dungannon. As it turned out I did not have to appear in court as the Stickies pleaded guilty. To a catalogue of offences. And the RUC accepted the fact that the gun in my mouth was a replica……to my dying day, I will know that gun was real.

Now heres an odd thing. For a catalogue of offences, our two Official IRA men received a very light sentence. Obviously a deal was done….and strangely back in my new home in Dungannon, that did not make me feel any better.

Of course…..everyone has a Troubles story. This is mine. Indeed others have many stories and much much worse. But ultimately in the 1970s we just put it down to experience. No compensation.

Fast forward to 1984…….and I am a married man with a child and a mortgage. And I mention this incident some years before. And someone says…..”you should have got some compensation for that” and they tell me about this Agency in Upper Queen Street in Belfast. And I phone them. No compensation. There is a time limit on making claims. As I recall it was 14 days in respect of Property and 28 days in respect of Injury. I can still hear the guy at the other end of the phone laugh.

Perhaps it is no surprise…or just sour grapes…that I am skeptical about our compensation culture. Ex-members of the discredited RUC received massive compensation just to leave it….so that the new police service PSNI could be set up. And a few years ago the Eames-Bradley Commission investigating how to deal with “victims” was seriously damaged by its recommendation that the families of victims receive £30,000 each.

The Eames-Bradley Commission did not fly……….not just because unionists opposed the notion that the family of a IRA man shot dead was “worth” the same as the family of an “innocent” victim or the family of a RUC officer or British soldier. In my view there was a groundswell of opposition to any form of compensation from people like myself……people best described as “And what about me?”……..people who feel we have missed out on the Compensation Lottery.

So why am I writing about this today?

Well this morning I was in our local shop, thinking about buying the “Irish News”. The headline was that Danny Morrison has been offered a six figure compensation sum.

I did not buy the paper and can only speculate on the reasons.

Danny Morrison was interned as a Provisional IRA man in the early 1970s and became Gerry Adams’ right hand man as Director of Publicity for Sinn Féin….the IRAs political wing. He held that position until 1990 and his arrest and imprisonment until his 1995 release.

Danny Morrison is credited with the phrase “a ballot box in one hand and an armalite in the other hand”, which defined the Sinn Fein-IRA Strategy in the 1980s. His arrest and imprisonment for five years was for “falsely imprisoning and conspiracy to murder” an IRA man alleged to be a British informer. The “informer” was dramatically rescued from an Andersonstown house and his alleged captors arrested.

Danny Morrison maintained that he was there in his capacity as Director of Publicity and was going to oraganise a Press Conference, where the “informer” would reveal his British handlers.

As a consequence of spending 1990-95 in prison, Morrison who had been a Member of the Stormont Assembly from 1982 to 1986, missed out on the “talks” which led to the Good Friday Agreement in 1998. Since then he has made a career as a journalist and author. A few weeks ago he was at the Amnesty Seminar on Journalism and Human Rights ……part of An Féile in West Belfast…….a report of this seminar was published on this Blog.

Four years ago, Morrison successfully appealed his conviction. The “six figure” sum of compensation is probably in relation to this case.

Has Morrison hit the “lottery” jackpot? Well of course unionists will be outrage. Eventually this will provoke synthetic outrage on “liberal unionist” message boards such as Slugger O’Toole. But false imprisonment on trumped up charges is something that a lot of Republicans would be familiar with in the 1970s. The RUC did not always tell the truth in evidence and would happily have seen known IRA men decommissioned in Long Kesh. I expect the majority of IRA men ……even thirty-five years on …….would have regarded it as an occupational hazard of their lifestyle.

The synthetic anger of unionists can be ignored. The opinions of Danny Morrison’s peers will be more interesting. Not to mention the majority group of people …..like myself…..resigned to know that there is a whole gravy train we never got to board.

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That Apology

So the choreography is in place for the Covenant Parade to go past St Patricks Church later this month.

Step 1…….The Loyal Orders apologise to the Priest and parishioners of St Patricks for the bad behaviour of one of their bands on 12th July. Check.

Step 2……The Loyal Orders blame the restrictions imposed on them and their bands for the (worse) behaviour last month. Check.

Step 3…..the  parish priest in St Patricks accepts the apology and the “Christian Spirit” which led to it. Check.

Step 4…..Sinn Féin accepts it as a step forward and hopes for dialogue to deal with the upcoming parade. Check.

The Covenant Parade will take place. It will be the third time that the “Loyal Orders” have marched by St Patricks Church. And they behaved badly on the two previous occasions. Offending Catholics may not be the only part of Orange Culture…its just an optional extra. And they have got away with it……because the Covenant parade is an important part of the orchestrated Decade of Centenaries which Conflict Resolutionists have inflicted on us.

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“History Ireland” Magazine

 The current issue of the magazine “History Ireland” contains a very good article by Kevin Haddick Flynn on the Irish in the American Civil War. Usually too much emphasis is put on the Northern “Irish Brigade” but good to see that the Confederates get a mention, notably John Mitchel, the Young Irelander (and pro slave racist!!) who lost two sons in the War.

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TWO Cheers For The Paralympics

Last week I would happily have given a rousing three cheers for the Paralympics.

I am just back from the local Sainsburys where David Beckham promotes the Paralympics as “Here’s to the Extraordinary”.
I am not so sure. That the Paralympics have produced brilliant achievements should not be in doubt……but I wonder if it is really a level playing field. Im not convinced by Oscar Pistorious and the “blade runner” controversy but rather I note that even allowing for the fact that there are “categories” for disablement, it is the athlete who appears most able bodied who wins.
This was apparent in the 800m and 1500m won by Michael McKillop of Ireland ….the other athletes simply were not as able-bodied. Thats an achievement for the human spirit of course…..but is it sport? (and I realise this is an unpopular viewpoint).
Ellie Simmons, David Weir and others will of course also briefly join the celebrity circuit. They deserve it of course. But wouldnt it be nice if they were spoke up for disablement rights, which the Government are challenging on a daily basis.

The disconnect between the Premiership footballers and football supporters is because too many footballers (certainly not all of them) have got greedy and arrogant and are perceived to have left their working class roots behind.

The fans watching the Paralympics are often parents of disabled children whose benefits are being cut. I would hope that those Paralympians who do well financially out of these Games do not turn their backs on the disabled who have little sporting talent.
Indeed it was ironic that Gordon Brown (the father of a disabled child) was cheered by Paralympic supporters and George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer driving “welfare cuts” was booed.

But the choice of David Beckham whose very name suggests Premiership-Celebrity excess is a bad sign.

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Shuffle Bored

I know nothing about Theresa Villiers, new Secretary of State for Norn Iron. Good Stuart-Jacobite name of course. But Mrs Fitzjames Horse, who is a shrewd judge of character doesnt like the look of her. And that will do for me.

Owen Patterson (he actually spells his name “Paterson” but he is a Tory right-winger and it would grieve me to spell his name right) will not be missed. But surely the luckiest man alive is Jeremy Hunt who is not sacked and actually gets the Health portfolio. I bet Labour cant believe their luck.

But the real story surely is David Laws….the Liberal Democrat brought back into Cabinet. Two years ago he was actually suspeded from the House of Commons over his expenses claims…..so er thats ok then.

And George Osborne…..booed at a Paralympics Medal Ceremony…..stays on as Chancellor.

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SDLP Membership…One Year On

It is just about a year since I joined the SDLP. I had of course been an active member from May 1973 to around 1981/82.

I am a socialist, republican, nationalist……and those things that I believe in ….coupled with my self-interest (and that of my family) is best served by the Social Democratic and Labour Party. The SDLP also has a greater committment to “civil rights” than any other Party and its leaders are simply decent people.

When I re-joined the SDLP in 2011, it was not because the SDLP was in a “good place”. Indeed it was in a bad place, having lost two seats, a tad unluckily in the Assembly Elections. It was in the throes of a Leadership Election and I felt that having been on the fringes of political activity for the best part of two years and on the fringes of SDLP membership for about nine months … it was time to put up or shut up by handing over a membership fee.

As it turned out, the Leadership Contest was not nearly as divisive as people feared (and the enemies of the SDLP anticipated). Each of the four candidates brought something to the “table” and I have heard from more than one person that a Leader made up of the qualities of the four contenders would have been ideal.

As it is Alasdair McDonnell is doing a decent job, not least because he is doing exactly what he said he would do. The Party is undergoing reform. Membership is up. Finance is better. The SDLP Youth Group is scarily efficient (as an old man I am easily scared by young people) and there is  a structure in place “Shadow Representatives” to bring on a new generation and target winnable Assembly and Council Seats. A series of seminars on…….Agrifood, Economics and other subjects have been useful in themselves and important morale-boosters for a Party, which badly needed it.

Morale is actually “key” here. There is a definite optimism in the air. There does seem to be a little unfinished business in respect of key roles for senior members. And still an over-reliance on listening to voices that are not necessarily friendly to SDLP. Hopefully the next Annual Conference (Armagh City Hotel in November) will invite people who are broadly sympathetic to the SDLP “ethos”.

Journalist and former Belfast City Council member, Brian Feeney would top my list of people who I would like to hear at Conference. A better bet than Davey Adams and Duncan Morrow and the selection of non-SDLP people who the SDLP feel obliged to invite to Conference.

I am often asked to which SDLP Branch I am attached. The answer is NONE. I am not attached to any Branch. I think this gives me a certain freedom, although it does limit my rights as a member.

My “blogging” particuarly comments made by me BEFORE I joined the SDLP are probably held against me. And I am probably not seen as belonging to a particular wing. I supported Patsy McGlone for Leader. But essentially I am a semi-detached SDLP person.

When I joined SDLP last year, I decided I would give it a year to see how it worked out. Pretty good. Here’s to another year.

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North Belfast Violence

There were 47 PSNI Officers injured yesterday in rioting with mostly loyalist thugs in Carlisle Circus/Denmark Street area. Water cannon were deployed. ONE (!!!) person has been arrested. The police commander for the area has said the violence was orchestrated. But he wont say which organisation was doing the organising. Meanwhile several figures ….ahem closely associated with the Ulster Volunteer Force were photographed in the area.

We could probably join the dots here. There is no specific thread on Slugger O’Toole about this…..it wasnt Republican violence after all and the news reporting last night seemed cursory…even for a Sunday night. This is not of course the “feel good” factor that runs thru what passes for journalism in Norn Iron. No celebrities at MTV Awards to report. No shiny new Titanic Building. No “Royal Visit” and historic handshakes. Just good old fashioned sectarian hatred.

Let me make this clear. I detest the Orange Order and its affiliates. Attempts to portray it as a part of Protestant “culture” are at best only half-true. The vast majority of Norn Irons Protestants do not belong to it. And while it is true that there are good decent traditional Protestants involved….it is a convenient cover for those who just hate Catholics.

In this context, the Orange Order in Tyrone and Alabama is not very different to Confederate apologists in Tennessee and Alabama. Many “confederate” or Ku Klux Klan members might well protest that it is “heritage not hate” but they cannot be blind to the fact that the underbelly of “confederate” heritage is Racism.

Uniquely in Norn Iron we have a compromise…..where our Government is jointly in the control of a right-wing semi fascist party the DUP and Sinn Féin…a left wing, semi-marxist party associated with terrorism. In Western Europe, no compromise would be possible. In Norn Iron there is no alternative to the compromise except of course Violence. On a grand scale. The tragedy is that low level violence is seen as ….acceptable.

As always rioting in North Belfast has revolved around the issue of the “right” of Orange men to march…….and the “rights” of local (Catholic) residents not to be inconvenienced. The catchphrase is that we must have “parity of esteem”. But do racists and their allies deserve “esteem”?

The question of Orange marches has divided already divided communities. Notably in Portadown Orangemen insisted on their “right” to march along Catholic Garvaghy Road and indeed the old RUC “cleared the route” for them. …violently. But during “stand offs” the killing of innocent Catholics including three children in an arson attack in Ballymoney, County Antrim meant that the Portadown Orangemen lost any pretence at a moral high ground. It is around fifteen years since Orangemen marched in the “Catholic” part of Portadown. They never will again.

And likewise Orange stupidity led to the position that the Orangemen will never get down the entire length of the Ormeau Road in (South) Belfast.

Battle is therefore joined in North Belfast. Belfast has a series of arterial roads spreading east, north, west and south from the City Centre. Some of these roads are obviously “Protestant” and “unionist in character. …the Newtownards Road in East Belfast for example. Other roads such as the Falls Road in West Belfast are obviously “Catholic” and republican. But other roads such as the Crumlin Road in North Belfast are a patchwork of “Protestant” and “Catholic” streets. Which makes the job of the Parades Commission who make rulings on the acceptability of parades ……difficult if not impossible.

With the Orange Order having “lost” Garvaghy Road and Ormeau Road…..the battlefield is now the Crumlin Road. Let me be clear. It is a battle I want the Orange Order to lose. Politicians who talk about acceptable compromise and mutual respect are missing the point that there should be no time for facilitating sectarianism. Opposing sectarianism is the proper stance.

For so me years now the focus of the Crumlin Road disturbances has been on the Ardoyne Shops, a Catholic area where the Orangemen from the Upper Crumlin Road have to pass, before joining the (Protestant) Lower Crumlin Road. On 12th July this year, the Parades Commission came up with a novel approach….the Crumlin Road Orangemen had to complete their return journey by 4.30pm. This was actually quite a severe restriction as it meant that they had to leave the “Field” early to make the six mile march.

It was also a trap. Because the sensible thing for the Orangemen to do would have been enjoyed a full day in the “Field” before marching back thru non contested areas and being bussed past the Ardoyne Shops. Predictably they got themselves bussed to the Lower Crumlin Road so that they could exercise their “right” to “march” past the only contested part of the march route.

There have been three parades …….July, August and September…..all resulting in controversy in the area. And a fourth to come at the end of this month. …to commemorate the signing of the Ulster Covenant in 1912, a template perhaps for how the nonsense around a Decade of Centenaries will work out.

In July during the main Orange Parade, a “kick the Pope band” from the Shankill Road (north west Belfast) found themselves halted outside St Patricks Catholic Church in Donegall Street while the head of the parade laid a wreath at Belfast City Hall…thats the acceptable face of Orangeism on the BBC. However thanks to the miracle of “camera phones” and You Tube, the unacceptable face of Orangeism reached a world-wide audience when the offending flute band played some music, generally thought to be “The Famine Song”.

“The Famine Song” is a Glasgow Rangers Football Club (deceased) anthem……which has the same music as “Sloop John B” but includes the line “The Famine is over…….why dont you go home” and is sung to irritate the fans of Glasgow Celtic, many of whom are descendants of Irish migrants from the Famine years.

The explanation……that the “kick the Pope band” had a repetoire of Beach Boys songs is of course risible and hardly meant to be taken seriously……but this is the underbelly of Orange “culture”.

In August a parade organised by a sister organisation took place. The Parades Commission ruled that the offending “kick the Pope” band not march and that all other bands go past St Patricks Church in silence. Of course these rulings were ignored by the bands…….which of course raises questions for them and the Parades Commission for the “Covenant” march.

Yesterdays Republican march in North Belfast enraged local loyalists and I get the feeling that this was the purpose. But loyalists obliged republicans by rioting and at least keeping the tension high.

So……the “Covenant Parade”. Well a lot of “lets get alongerist”, Conflict Resolution, “decade of centenaries involves us all” crap has gone into its planning.

But the Orange Order seems unsure which image it wants to project……Christian gentlemen or merely a “kick the Pope” tendency. Respectable Orangemen have turned a blind eye too often and seemingly a man as sophisticated as Nelson McCausland DUP MLA and Minister for Regional Development has an agenda of his own.

In the light of the flagrant breach of its August ruling, it is surely time for the Parades Commission to say that the Orange Order cannot be trusted to keep to any decision imposed by them. Nor can the Orange Order be seen to cave in to “unreasonable anti Protestant demands of the unaccountable Parades Commission”………frankly the Orange Order and or its followers have got away with blatant sectarian behaviour in July and August but will still consider it a 2-1 victory if there is a “local agreement” between themselves and local residents (and Catholic Church people)……as long as there is no “republican involvement”.

Yet the role of our two major parties…..DUP and Sinn Féin is odd. They are joined at the hip in our Norn Iron Government …..except for the “Marching Season” when they ramp up the rhetoric for their core-support. They cant have it both ways.

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