The Lady’s Not For Burning?

I wonder if she will be buried or cremated.

I dare say this is not an original Thatcher joke. So apologies if its all over Twitter, Facebook. I have never knowingly said anything original or funny.

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Il Duce At Sunderland?

What do I know about Paolo Di Canio. Well he pushed over the referee in a Premiership game which was absolutely hilarious…..er I mean it was absolutely disgraceful. Nobody in our house laughed…much. And he was responsible for one of the most selfless acts of Sportsmanship when he stopped playing rather than score a open goal …because a player from the opposing team was down injured.

So a nice guy…who might be a bit of a fascist..literally. But to be honest, I didn’t think he had shown enough as manager of Swindon Town to get the Sunderland job. seemed to me there were better candidates…

Sunderland is a Labour town. They weigh the votes andSunderland South is generally the first place to declare on General Election night. So not the most obvious place for an alleged fascist to become manager of a football team. and I hope nobody mentions to DI Canio that the Sunderland regiment, the Durham Light Infantry was just about the first regiment to invade Italy in World War Two.

But can a fascist…be acceptable in footbalL management? In England? Lets be honest there are a lot of unapologetic fascists in Italy.

Are all football managers required to be Labour men like Alex Ferguson.? Presumably it’s acceptable to be a Tory or a Lib Dem member? And UKIP? ….BNP? Communist?

Is it past the time when British politics was merely a consensus involving just three political parties. It seems self evident that the influx of European footballers and coaches into England will necessarily produce people whose politics is outside the “British” norm…if indeed there still is a norm”.

Not to mention Scotland and Norn Iron. Before the 1963 FA Cup Final (according to Eamonn Dunphy in his book on Matt Busby)  two Manchester United players from Norn Iron…Harry Gregg and Sammy McMillan were involved in an incident with Johnny Giles and Shay Brennan over the singing of “rebel songs”. No newspaper carried the story in 1963 but would be headlines in any tabloid in 2013.

Of course Norn Iron is a place apart. But we don’t seem to get it. We vote DUP, Sinn Fein into office but curiously pretend that everyone in public life votes for the Alliance Party. Or the Greens.

 

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Thatcher: Ceremonial

Yes….I woke up this morning and Margaret Thatcher is still dead. To be honest, I have avoided news coverage as the parade of Thatcher sycophants from the1980s is irritating. Like so many vampires eulogising Dracula.

The Newsnight and various “specials” are much more interesting …especially the events surrounding her overthrow in 1990. But there is a certain amount of overkill…if you will pardon the phrase.

This is not a “royal” allegedly neutral person who died. This is not Lady Diana. Although Jim Davidson might be persuaded to sing “Candle in the Wind” at St Paul’s…but then that friend of Thatcher has more pressing things on his mind right now. Margaret Thatcher was not Mother of the British Nation …or even the Nations favourite Gran…like the oldQueen Mum….although in fairness at least one of them was a bit of a racist.

But newsreaders wearing black ties (Peter Sissons didn’t do that for the Queen Mum) or black dresses seems a bit over the top. Indeed it IS over the top. This is not a serving Prime Minister who was assassinated. This is a former Prime Minister who died at age of eighty seven.

The “royal” comparison is valid. This is a woman who said “we are a grandmother” which in fairness was more careless in a lI’ve TV moment but she became increasingly and laughably regal the longer she served. This was a Prime Minister who observed that the real “Queen” looked like the sort of person who voted for the SDP.

I am old enough to recall the funeral of Winston Churchill. I actually remember the cortège and a boat along the River Thames. But that as Churchill. Is the comparison with Churchill valid? I don’t think so….the notion that they were both war time prime ministers lies on the bizarre notion that Churchill came to power (unelected) in 1940 and led Britain against the Nazi menace is actually the same as Thatcher leading Britain against the mighty threat of Argentina.

Something in the Churchill funeral was war time era gratitude. A last farewell from the wartime generation….it ha ended only twenty tears earlier. But Churchill was a toff…a top toff….descended from the Duke of Marlborough no less…and the Brits like that kinda nonsense.

Thatcher was no toff. Not a real one. Of course she never lost a General Election. Churchill arguably never won a General Election.

But if I can recall Churchills funeral….I can’t actually recall the funerals of Alec Hume, Ted Heath, Harold Wilson and Jim Callaghan. An occasion for family and friends mostly. Certainly not a stat occasion or even a semi-state one. So Thatchers “ceremonial funeral” looks bizarre and even partisan.

Does covering her death and funeral to this absurd extent actually break the Representation of the People Act?

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A Minutes Silence?

So Manchester United play Manchester City…an hour to kick off.

Will there be an impeccably observed Minutes Silence to mark the passing of Margaret Thatcher. Hardly a lover of Football….Hillsborough and Heysel to hcore dubious credit. Black armbands anyone?

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If You Can’t Say Something Nice About The Dead….

You really had to be there…in full adulthood …to really know what it was like to live under Margaret Thatcher….whether in Norn Iron or in “the United Kingdom”.

Certainly in 1974, she seemed destined to be remembered as Thatcher Milk Snatcher, the Education Minister and token woman in Ted Heaths Government. She memorably took free milk out of schools.

Yet within a couple of years she became….and everyone thought she was a joke candidate …Leader of the Conservative Opposition and Prime Minister of Britain….the first woman in 1979. And,helped by a Labour Opposition which was frankly unelectable in the1980s, she was a “conviction politician” (if we are being ice to her) or “divisive”. (If we are not being nice).

Do any course on Gender Politics…and I have…and her name comes up. Usually in the context of does a woman have to become”male” to succeed in politics. Must she be heartless, a gun toting frontiers woman like Sarah Palin?

She was memorably the Iron Lady and no doubt we will see that footage of Thatcher in the tank. We will hear her say that the Ladys Not For Turning. We might hear reference to Attila the Hen and see her Spitting Image chomping on her cigar. We will hear references to the Belgrano. and hopefully see footage of her being tackled on a TV phone in by a lady (Diana Gould???) over that war crime….and watch Thatchers discomfort as she is tackled by a WOMAN.

There are two Thatcher legacies. She said that there is no such thing as Society…a view probably shared by Mick Philpott. And she privatised the banks, building societies, electricity, water and railways. That all ended well didn’t it?

If we are paying a price for the greed….there is also the sheer nastiness…friend to apartheid Seth Effrikka and the entourage she had around her …Tebbitt, Baker, St John Stevas, Alan Clark, Gummer and the rest….and the “wets” who were not strong enough.

The woman who went into Downing Street quoting St Francis of Assisi. The woman who left Downing Street in tears. The woman who announced risibly “we are a grandmother”.

And of course the Hunger Strikes. And Brighton.

But her legacy is not just a Think Tank. Or even David Cameron and George Osborne. Her legacy is ….Tony B Liar. Without Thatcher, there would have been no Blair.

Of course we will have several days of faux mourning for a woman now universally reviled, except by the most die-hard right wing types. But we will also have a “vilest man in Britain” headline n The Sun…for the backbench Labour MP who dares to say he/she will not mourn the passing of one of the nastiest pieces of work that British politics ever encountered. We might even have some arrests over offensive tweets on Twitter. How many will actually post a Facebook status that says “Maggie Maggie Maggie…Dead Dead Dead”.

Faux Mourning. I am not near a TV. Are BBC presenters wearing black ties? Doesn’t she want a State Funeral? And yet I can put up with several days of eulogising, safe in the knowledge that Thatchersdeath and mixed reaction has come too soon to influence the result of a General Election.

See what I hate most about Thatcher is that I actually hate her. She taught me how to hate….more than any other individual…and I can’t forgive that.

So she is dead. American networks…not just Fux…will praise her and probably not understand the mixed reaction in Britain.

So I wonder what Have I Got News For You will make of it. Or Frankie Boyle.

Her grave as a Memorial Dance Floor. Or Memorial Urinal. Dancing in the streets in Buenos Aires, Falls Road…and the Vatican. Hell is now officially full. In some form or other, these things will be said.

And maybe that’s Thatchers legacy. She spoke Hatred.

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John McCallister MLA

A year is a long time in Politics. Grand National Day 2012 and John McCallister was a guest speaker at the SDLP Youth Conference in Beechmount in West Belfast. He had some nice things to say about SDLP, even asking fora good preference to help him save hseat eat at the next Assembly Election in South Down. My recollection is that he was not complimentary about the Alliance Party…even volunteering the preference vote he gave the Alliance Party in May 2011. It was a number between ONE and EIGHT. No more clues.

So Grand National Day 2013 and Slugger O’Toole has a thread, noting that Mr McCallister has said some unpleasant things about SDLP. And the Alliance Party’s apologists among Slugger commentators are falling over themselves to compliment McCallister on noting that the SDLP had retreated behind sectarian barriers. Hmmm

Now sometimes I think that John McCallister and Basil McCrea are Sluggers favourite politicians. And sometimes I think that the Alliance Party are Sluggers favourite political party. But to the surprise of many, the McUnionists have left the UUP but not thrown their lot in with the Alliance Party.

Yet surely a relationship between Liberal Unionists and LetsGetAlongerism is a marriage made in Slugger Heaven.

It is now several weeks since McCallister and McCrea announced they were leaving UUP to form a new party. And yet there is still no new party…which makes me wonder if there is some negotiating going on between the Defectors and the Alliance Party ….perhaps brokered by some ex-UUP people and a ….lobbying company.

The thing is that the Alliance Party will worry about middle party in the so called middle ground. The Women’s Coalition cost the Alliance Party a lot of votes. And McCallister and McCrea have the potential to do the same.

Simple fact is that the Alliance Party NEED the McUnionists.

Slugwait maintains a vigil.

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South Armagh Man Wins Mastermind

Congratulations to Mr McQuade (no relation since you ask) from South Armagh who has won BBC Mastermind. I expect that we will read about this on Slugger O ‘Toole where the commentator Sheldon takes an interest in things of interest in South Armagh.

Admittedly Sheldon is mostly interested in fuel smuggling and fraud committed by Neices of Sinn Fein politicians so he may not write about Mr McQuade. It is after all a good news story.

But Mastermind is of course a BBC programme so perhaps our favourite ex BBC hack, Dimbleby will write about Mr McQuade ….perhaps he will note that a South Armagh man won a UNITED KINGDOM competition.

Micmi will hardly write about it because South Armagh is too far from Holywood.

Mr McQuade is not related to me.

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Working Class?

I am 60 years old. The older I get, the more disturbed I am at pictures of children in distress. Ipossible to see footage from war-torn Palestine and famine-blighted Ethiopia witbeing seeing my grandchildren.

And I am sure that the photograph of the sixPhilpott children has haunted many people this week. No child deserves to die. And certainly six children do not deserve to die at the hands of their own parents…in an arson attack.

The narrative of this week has been revealing. On Monday, Iain Duncan Smith was being attacked over Welfare “Reform”. The ongoing debate has been interesting. In times of Austeritthe society has become more fractured. Any consensus that Welfare is a right and that claimants should be treated humanely while accepting that on the fringes, the system is abused.

Rather like accepting that guilty people go free is the price we pay for a humane legal system….we accept that scroungers abusing the system is the price we pay for a humane welfare system. Austerity has opened up the notion of the DESERVING poor and the UNDESERVING poor..and the decision rests with Conservative Party and their friends in the Media and the City of London.

There IS an agenda here. If you are a Tory, you will err on the side of the “Taxpayer” . If you are a Socialist, you will err on the side of the “Claimant”.

Yet on Tuesday the narrative changed….with the conviction of Mick and Mairead Philpott. He was…lets be frank….a scumbag. On Tuesday night, it emerged that Philpott was a reality TV “star”. He had appeared with his wife and mistress on Jeremy Kyles Show For Scumbags. And he had hosted Saint Ann Widdicombe in his home.

Less well known was that he had served a prison sentence for stabbing his (then) girlfriend and her mother.

But unspoken on TV at least on Tuesday night was the connexion or coincidence that a war  on “scroungers” is taking place…and Philpott is the very worst kind of scrounger.

Sadly  on Wednesday the Daily Mail ran the headline “Product of Welfare Britain” and George Osborne…veteran of the Bullingdon Club….weighs in today.

Let me be frank here. My father had a chronic heart condition that meant he rarely worked after I was about ten years old. No doubt many looked own on him and us…but like most recipient of Welfare we were decent people.

Now of course I am familiar with Scumbags….and I could have spotted that Mick Philpott was a scumbag. It’s not rocket science. And I could have spotted that Mairead Philpotts extended family were a little inadequate but striving for a respectability that eluded them.

Now ANY authentic working class would have spotted that difference.

And the TV companies don’t get that. Jeremy Kyle doesn’t get it. Ann Widdicombe doesn’t get it. The Daily Mail doesn’t get it. George Osborne doesn’t get it.

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Ashes To Ashes…Norn Iron 1960s

I never really “got” Ashes to Ashes …or for that matter Inspector George Gently, Foyles War, Call The Midwife and WPC 54. Nostalgia…it’s not what it used to be. We live it seems in washy washy times and the only way that TV can indulge in sexism and racism is thru the prism of post modernism. If only more police were like Inspector Gene Hunt.

As I have stated before, there is something about Norn Iron in 2013 that reminds an old codger like myself of NornIron in the 1960s. Passive. The quiet before the storm.

BBC and UTV feed us an unrelenting diet of how good things are. Peter Robinson….no don’t laugh is reaching out to Catholics just like Terence O’Neill (seriously don’t laugh) did.

Unionists could have mad a good case in the 1960s …NHS, Welfare, Education.three trump cards.

Nowadays they have potentially more…Fair Employment and Housing….but still can’t deal with casual hatred towards Irishness.

So the notion that we can just go back to the 1960s and put things right…like yer man in Ashes To Ashes …and steer Norn Iron towards greater and better union with Britain is a LetsGetAlongerist fantasy and serious political commentators should really know better.

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Vexing Vexillology

Jamie Bryson is obsessed with Flegs. Willie Fraser is obsessed with Flegs…and so too is Mick Fealty over on Slugger O’Toole.

The question has been posed that the National Flag of Ireland seems a bit dated as the “orange” bit is …kinda aspirational. In de facto terms the Irish National Flag seems more than the sum of its parts.

In the interest of balance…which you may or may not see on Slugger O ‘Toole, the British Flag of the Disunited Kingdom seems…it might be so argued …more than the sum of its parts…as it has “St Patricks Saltire” (I know, I know….don’t start me)an allegedly Irish emblem to represent the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norn Iron.

And isn’t that harp on the “royal standard” a bit outdated too?

Can a flag be outdated? Well yes…the American Flag is subject to regular updates until just over fifty years ago. Will we ever see another star added….Guam, Samoa, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico? Who knows? And the so called European Flag had the good sense to stop at twelve stars.

But take the “Union Flag”. Surely if Scotland leaves the United Kingdom….and I’m sure Mick Fealty who isn’t Scottish is neutral on the issue….then the flag with its Scottish saltire becomes obsolete and indeed offensive to Scots.

So rather than the notion that Ireland “needs” a new flag….there is perhaps a greater likelihood that the United Kingdom (an obsolete notion may be) will need a new fleg. A Flag indeed symbolic…and wouldn’t it be nice if the Union Flag had TWO outdated saltires.

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