Serial/Cereal Joiner of Political Parties, Ian Parsley has announced on his Blog that he has joined the Green Party. Alas 1st April is a day when we can feel guilt-free about taking Parsley with a pinch of salt.
As April Fools Day jokes goes….its a good one. Well done.
Keeping An Eye On the Czar of Russia 
…as foretold in this Limerick
An herbaceous young chap called Ian,
became a garden centre UCUNF has-been,
for a seat he hid hunt,
the silly young cunf,
perhaps Parsley will now become Green