James Kelly (Journalist 1911-2011)

I am saddened to learn of the death of my fathers friend James Kelly (Journalist) who has died on Thursday at the age of 100.

“Jimmy” Kelly, a man of the highest integrity was a working journalist for a staggering EIGHTY TWO years. His last column was published in the Irish News just after his hundredth birthday.

Co-incidently on Thursday, the day of his death, I blogged here about the miserable standard of Journalism in Norn Iron and how only two were any good. ..the rest being narcissistic, self promoting buffoons. The death of Jimmy Kelly means that there is now probably only one decent journalist, who is fit to breathe the same air that he breathed.

Surprisingly (or not), the message board, Slugger O’Toole which waxes lyrical about Norn Irons journalists and the wider freemasonry of Journalism, have not mentioned Jimmy in an obituary. Maybe not Sluggers kinda Journalist.

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Conflict Resolution Explained

“Conflict Resolution” is basically a “cod” academic discipline. A bit like “Media Studies”.

Its a bit like Synchronised Swimming, Rhythmic Gymnastics and Beach Volleyball in the Olympics. Nice to look at and occasionally interesting but “Is it Sport?”.

Basically in History, Conflicts DO get resolved. Appomattox in 1865. Hiroshima in 1945. Not necessarily by overt “War”. South Africas conflict was resolved by a relatively peaceful transition to Democracy. Israel-Palestine and the wider Middle East is the playground of Conflict Resolutionists. Its attraction is that it is never-ending and therefore a big money spinner for them.

Norn Iron is a challenge for Conflict Resolutionists. Paradoxically we resolved our little conflict by basically ignoring it. We resolved that…it couldnt be resolved. We reached a Peace Settlement which had “creative ambiguity” written all over it. It was all things to all people…..and Nationalists/Republicans and Unionists/Loyalists could claim that the result favoured them.

Of course Nationalists and Unionists might be wrong. Either might be right. Both of them cant be right.

Cards on table time…I LIKE PEACE. I like our Peace settlement. Of course at least part of my support for the Peace Process is built on my belief that it does vindicate the nationalist/republican agenda and will facilitate further movement towards a United Ireland. On a more personal level I am satisfied that the life my children and grandchildren will live will be free of the worst aspects of the life that I lived thru.

But this is not good enough for the Conflict Resolution people. It is not enough that we have an unsatisfactory peace. These people have chosen to pick thru the pieces of the Agreement. They dont want the Conflict to be “parked”….they want it to be “resolved”, facilitated by……..conflict resolutionists.

Not surprisingly few Conflict Resolutionists have actually grown up in Norn Iron. A disproportionate are American and English academics who want to lay their healing hands on me. I dont want that. Not least because they have no mandate to so do.

Unpicking the “creative ambiguity” means unpicking the Agreement itself, which is all fine and dandy if we expolde into violence again and you can shrug your shoulders and move back to write your new book on Conflict Resolution at Harvard or move on to put your healing hands on the next flavour of the month……Afghanistan or wherever.

Actually our temperate climate and general politeness has proved to be a magnet for the Conflict Resolution International Brotherhood. It is just about impossible to walk past Queens University Belfast without falling over delegates from Serbia, Rwanda, South Africa and Palestine.

We cant do much about our climate. But we can do a little about our politeness and simply tell these Conflict Resolutionists that we dont need them and we dont want them.

Essentially they have an agenda which proclaims that we need to re-visit our Past in order to “move on”……for “closure”. The fact is that we have moved on. Its the Conflict Resolutionists who are living in the Past. They tell us that we need a Truth Commission…..for no better reason than the South Africans had one. And of course, a Truth Commission will provide jobs……as researchers etc for …..Conflict Resolutionists.

They massage the egos of ex-prisoners, especially loyalists who dont have the same voice that republican ex-prisoners have thru Sinn Féin. They assidously court “victims”. The fact is that there are almost more “victims groups” than there were victims and frankly no “victims group” speaks with the same voice as another “victims group”.

Conflict Resolutionists may not have much support from REAL people. But funnily enough they have support from lawyers and journalists…..two of the groups which did well financially out of the Troubles. They need another Cash Cow.

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The GAA and Orange Order are Part of the Problem in “Northern Ireland” ?

A few weeks ago, I wrote an article (previously unpublished) in which I wrote about a Debate/Panel Discussion on the GAA and Orange Order.

The Subject: “The GAA and Orange Order” are part of the problem in Northern Ireland

The Venue: Strandtown Unionist Hall…Kick Off: 7.30pm

Referee: Danny Kinahan MLA (Ulster Unionist Party)

The Teams. Young Unionists versus Young SDLP (although it didnt actually pan out that way).

I think all of us who like Premiership Football, like to watch the FA Youth Cup. ANd those of us that like to go to watch a GAA Championship game at Clones or Casement like to arrive early to take in the “minor game” (the under 18s). And is there a bigger day that Schools Cup Rugby atRavenhill for the Protestant middle class and the GAA equivalant for middle class Catholics at Casement Park?

So I was invited by SDLP friends to East Belfast UUP at Strandtown  Hall. Initially it struck me as a very odd…even spurious debate. No nationalist would ever concede that
there is some kinda parity between the Orange Order and Gaelic Athletic Association.

Some within unionism might see the Orange Order as a very positive force …after all many are members. Others within UUP might see the Orange Order as a actually a relic of an older fashioned unionism (after all many  unionists are NOT members).

And many unionists are simply not interested (enough) in the GAA to have an opinion about it….and while many have a negative view…others at best have a grudging acceptance that it actually is a positive force for nationalists at least.

The Debate about the Orange Order is essentially one within unionism and tacking the GAA into the “motion” seemed almost irrelevant.

Well thats how the “Debate” was advertised to me. And on Facebook. And that was impression also of the SDLP participants and several young SDLP folks they had invited. The actual ground rules were seemingly “changed” by UUP hosts.

It was understood by SDLP that two UUP folks would propose the motion and two SDLP folks oppose it. As it turned out the motion was proposed by “R” a
young  UUP member and opposed by two young UUPs (“C” and “F” who is a member of the Orange Order) The other platform speaker was a major surprise…. a very senior GAA figure.

This relegated the two SDLP speakers to being audience members…at least initially. One “S” stated he believed this was an act of bad faith by the UUP hosts and both were allowed to join the platform party which probably made it over-crowded but I think both SDLP folks had difficulty asserting themselves from a (now) marginalised position.  Kudos here to Danny Kinahan MLA  for quick thinking.

At this point the format was more obviously a panel discussion rather than a debate and it also had the effect of outnumbering “R” the UUP proposer of the motion. He now had up to five folks in opposition to him.

My own  feeling thiswas a “screw up” rather than a “conspiracy”. Landing the major GAA figure who had effectively invited himself via Twitter was a major coup for the UUP organisers and certainly he added something…as it turned out quite a lot to the discussion.

“R” made a pretty good if somewhat clichéd speech about the Orange Order and GAA ……my knowledge of Orangeism is more historical than contemporary so I did not actually know if he was getting things right about the Orange Order of 2011. But as a GAA member I knew that a lot of what he said was to say the least outdated.

The prominent GAA man spoke in reply. It was not a speech. It was a tour de force. I discovered there was a lot about the GAA in 2011 that I didnt know. The extent of the outreach surprised me as much of it is out of public view. Im not totally convinced about some of it. Is it necessary to placate unionism by not broadcasting the Irish national anthem when broadcasting GAA matches?.

For myself and many Gaels, Id consider that a step too far. The playing of the anthem is a component part of being at a match and turning up the volume on the TV is as much part of the process as reaching for the “mute” button in the prelims to the FA Cup Final when the British National Anthem is played..

Besides its a back to the Future step.

Those of us around in the 1970s and 1980s can recall the stilted conversations between Harry Thompson (Or Larry McCoubrey or John Bennett) before it was deemed safe to join RTE for the start of a rugby match. Safe in the knowledge that Northern ears would not be polluted by having to listen to an Irish anthem.

The GAA man a thorough professional was in full command of the facts. And the combination of professionalism, knowledge and the charm offensive was very compelling. Indeed he delved into his own personal history which was at times moving. That the situation in Norn Iron would have been catastrophic if the GAA had not been a force in communities giving young Gaelic men and (increasingly) young women a focus.

“F” the young Orangeman again batted away some of party colleague “R”s misconceptions that were at best outdated. And distanced himself (as the GAA man had done) from the unofficial underbelly of their traditions. But again the frankness of admitting shortcomings in the past and the struggle to get the message accross of an organisation in positive change.

“C” actually a young unionist from the Dungiven area appeared to have no real problem with the local hurling team being named for an INLA Hunger striker. Her key point was that local community relations are excellent and the local Twelfth was policed by just eight police officers. As indeed it should be. Mutual respect between Orange marchers and Catholic
residents.

I think the SDLP folks were somewhat marginalised but got accross their key points about Orange marches and residents……..dialogue. Don’t march where you aren’t wanted.

“R” I think was outnumbered but had support (especially in relation to GAA) from the floor  including that from some of my fellow Sluggerites. If any are reading this, I wish to clearly state this is my own version of what happened last night. This report can only be enhanced by any contributions they make which I would welcome.

I think towards the end “R” lost it a bit. The GAA is about “foreign flags and foreign anthems”. Well of course it is.  All flags and anthems are foreign……. somewhere. But this is different. R says “The Republic has a territorial claim” on his country.

Thats what its all about. Perfectly acceptable for kinds of local ethnic groups, Chinese, American, Indian, Polish to celebrate their culture but the 42% who regard themselves as Irish citizens will be treated differently, although they are the largest group.

Its ok to be Irish.  Just dont be Irish here. Which is ok.

Effectively it was a debate between “faux get alongerism” and “real get alongerism”. The former stating that we can only do so if conditions are met. Accept a “norm” then “get along”.

Obviously Im neither “young” nor a SDLP member but there was something peculiarly back to the future about it all. The old school debating society (1968-70) and the cross community trip to Belfast Royal Academy……renditions of two national anthems to annoy each other. A trip to see” Cry The Beloved Country” in the Whitla Hall at Queens and the cross community punch up and the return leg (“A Man For All Seasons” at the Opera House). Punch ups and anthems!.

Im too old for that carry on and the Young UUP and Young SDLP are much too sensible.

The evening ended with the GAA personality handing out invitations to the Quarter Finals next “Saturday” which will include trips to the Croke Park Museum………for er unionists only!!!.No freebies for Nationalist Young SDLP and their elderly supporters.

But obviously GAA fans last night were kinda starstruck and I ended up with an autograph……..for my grandson. Er obviously. But was this worthwhile? Yes.

Yet the atmosphere surrounding last night. Either the Bad Faith.Or the accusation of Bad Faith will I think mitigate against further cross community “debate”.

Just a few other points omitted from my original article.

In relation to the point often made about the GAA that clubs are named after Republican “terrorists”. Well seemingly (according to the GAA guy) there are only two such examples…..one being the club in Dungiven named for Kevin Lynch who died on hunger strike in 1981. Seemingly Kevin Lynch was a member of the club and a member of the (county) Derry hurling team. The club was “re-named”. As I pointed out from the floor there is a point where Politics becomes History.

There are clubs named for leaders of the 1916 Rising. Historic. My own club is named for a leader of the 1798 Rebellion………a Protestant and Irelands “first Republican hero” Wolfe Tone. The nearest other club  three miles down the road) is named for 1690s Jacobite, Patrick Sarsfield. History is……..ongoing.

And the unofficial trappings of the Orange Order……the underbelly of “kick the Pope” bands or bonfires burning Irish flags and emblems. “F” had already made clear that bonfires burning Irish flags are not official Orange Lodge sanctioned occasions but the reality is that they are part of broader Orange “culture”. As a bonfire last week had burned SDLP election posters of Magdalena Wolska for whom fellow panellist “S” was election agent………I asked from the floor if “F” would condemn such an unfriendly act. In fairness he did…….and when pressed further stated that he did not approve of any symbol or flag burning.

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Journalism In Norn Iron

Despite the fact that Norn Iron should have provided an interesting (to say the least) working environment for Journalists, there are no more than two good Journos here. The rest might reasonably be described as time serving sychophants and narcissists who have never risen beyond Mediocrity.

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Slugger O’Toole

“Slugger O’Toole” is the name of a political message board, largely devoted to the Politics and Culture of Norn Iron. It has a reasonable reputation but with a tendency to take itself just a little too seriously. Alas the Blogosphere takes itself much too seriously  (I dont take Blogging seriously and certainly dont expect any readers to take this seriously).

I am a regular contributor to “Slugger’s” message board. And on about four occasions have actually published original threads there.

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My Portfolio of Skills (sic)

The title of the post is IRONIC.

I have no skills whatsoever. It is merely by way of further introduction.

I am a 59 year old man. Retired. I live about 25 miles from Belfast in North East Ireland. Married with two sons and two surviving grandchildren.

My interests include Politics (I am an Irish Republican & Nationalist but have no Party affiliation to either SDLP or Sinn Féin). I am a History graduate and my main interests in this field are Irish History, particuarly the Jacobite period and the American Civil War. My interests are often literally “in this field” as I am (or more accurately WAS an amateur archaeologist). I used to enjoy Horse Riding. I am a lifelong supporter of Manchester United FC and also take more than a passing interest in Celtic FC.

As “a little foolishness now and then is cherished by the wisest men”, this Blog might also contain references to the wonderful hobby of collecting Toy Soldiers.

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What This Blog Is All About

Welcome to a wide ranging and hopefully interesting Blog on (mostly Irish) Politics, Culture, Sport, Television and basically anything that takes my interest.

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