“Our Two Great Countries”????

Conall McDevitt made an interesting aside yesterday referring to “our two great countries” by which he meant Ireland and Britain. A slightly unusual but probably welcome form of words.

As the American Election Campaign gets into full swing, we will get used to seeing President Obama declare that he is happy to be in “the great state of New Hampshire” and Mitt Romney will tell us that he is happy to be in the “great state of Idaho”. At some point Obama will introduce his friend Joe Biden “from the great state of Delaware” and Romney will welcome  Sarah Palin “from the great state of Alaska” on to a platform.

Thats the problem with American states. They defy statistics. All fifty are great. But would it not be refreshing to hear Obama say “I am in the extremely mediocre state of Kentucky” and would it not be great if Romney told us he was in “the godawful state of South Dakota”. Now I must emphasise that I choose these states at random. I am just a little skeptical that they are all ……”great”.

It is a rhetorical device of politicians.

But is Britain “great”?. Is Ireland “great”?

Well by any index …..Freedom, Democracy etc……Britain is great. It has an honourable record in dealing with asylum seekers, migrants, charging up beaches at Normandy in 1944. But there is an another side…imperialism, exploitation and bombing civilians in Dresden. Mixed clearly. But on the whole…..in 2012….a decent place.

And by the same indices, Ireland is great. A proud record of seeking Freedom, of neutrality, of peacekeeping. But the darkside of church/state exploitation of children, political chancers and business men/crooks is less attractive. Mixed but by 2012 standards decent.

Yet Nationalism and Unionism are defined …in the main….by not thinking that one of these countries is not really THAT great. If Irish nationalists thought that Britain was “great” well there would be nationalism. If British unionists thought that Ireland was “great”, they simply would not be unionists.

Of course Conall would call my words here “old politics”. He is almost right. My views are ageing politics and in due course will belong in the past but we are not quite there yet.

As a nationalist, I find Conall’s words “challenging”. And really I am too old to be challenged. But certainly I know that these things have to be said.

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How Journalism Works

Interesting post by Mick Fealty on Slugger O’Toole. He draws attention to a Fintan O’Toole article suggesting that Sean Quinn junior, jailed last week for three months is getting preerential treatment in Mountjoy Prison. After just one night in Mountjoy, Mr Quinn was transferred to the Training Unit at Mountjoy, where conditions are obviously better.

There are of course rather a lot of Irish people….perhaps some in Mountjoy…..who would like to get their hands on Mr Quinn. Arguably there is greater risk to high profile rich prisoners from the casual brutality of prison life.

Of course it is a truism that “white collar criminals” are treated better than ordinary decent criminals.

Take for example John Taylor….thats Baron Taylor of the British House of Lords. Banged up for twelve months for false accounting. Well not quite ….he was released after just three months with an ankle bracelet.

Or Jeffrey Archer……whose term in prison included visits to the theatre and lunch with former Cabinet colleagues.

But surely Fintan O’Toole will be aware of his Irish Times colleague Tom Humphries. The Garda would like to question Mr Humphries about serious allegations, first raised in April last year. Alas……Mr Humphries was or is…….gravely ill. He was on suicide watch in a psychiatric hospital. But is ….so far as I know…..no longer in hospital.

So perhaps a journalist from the Irish Times……maybe even Fintan O’Toole ….could tell us whats going on. Hopefully nobody in a white collar profession is getting favourable treatment. Fintan would be outraged by that. Maybe Slugger O’Toole (no relation) should mention it to Fintan.

Still…..in an unrelated matter, the Leveson Inquiry finished hearing evidence. And in another unrelated matter several journalists have been charged with phone hacking.

So far as we know there is only one bona fide white collar criminal in British Journalism. Clive Goodman got four months. I dont know if Fintan knows what prison the single rogue reporter was in…..but we do know he got a nice little cash payment from his employer. I cant think why that would be…..but its obviously not favourable treatment for a white collar criminal…is it?

Still…..we need to be vigilant. If any other journos end up in the clink…..we really should insist that they spend their time at Her Majestys Pleasure in Wormwood Scrubs, Pentonville and Holloway. The National Union of Journalists would be outraged if they got favourable treatment…..wouldnt they?

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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Troubles

Truth…..Anecdote…..we all have a story. Or Three. Or Four. Just ask my sons. They have had to listen for years to what Daddy did in the War.

In a way, I cant tell the story of Bloody Sunday without telling the story of Bloody Friday. I cant tell the story of the Ballymurphy Massacre without telling the story of Claudy. Or Teebane and Loughinisland. I dont think Truth should be like that.

And I dispute that personal memory is “folk memory”. I prefer to think of History being from the bottom up. If I was running an archive it would be about anecdote but nobody would be allowed to talk about their pain without talking about one other event where they or their side caused the pain. Maybe two for one…..that I can tell the stories of Ballymurphy and Kellys Bar but only by speaking about something which made me uncomfortable or worse. …..Shankill Bomb, Kingsmill. No Whataboutery. Or at least limited Whataboutery.

But a peculiar thing about the Troubles is that we talk about the serious side and end up with the funny side. I must have bee 22 years old when my Auntie Sheila tackled the big Paratrooper telling him “I have every hair on that childs head counted”.

But my mind goes back to a morning at the height of the Troubles. The “Brits” were raiding about 5am ……and it was big raid. Seemed to go on for hours. Actually it did go on for hours……long enough for me to phone my employer to say “I cant make it in today…..security alert” the all purpose excuse for the workshy like myself…..better than any snow day.

Then a very unfortunate thing happened. The “Brits” stopped raiding and left the area. Damn!. If they had stayed maybe half an hour longer, I could have stayed in bed. Talk about “inconsiderate”!

Anyway I got up and dragged myself down to the local black taxi stand. Two in the front and six in the back in those days. So sitting in the back……..in that “whatever you say …..say nothing” mode a man who I considered elderly (he was probably younger than I am now) got in.

“Did you see all that this morning…….British Bastards!” Raided our house…raided every fxxkin’ house in the street. …….looking for…..XXX XXXXXX……hes been staying in XXXXs house………and the Brits show up today. Thats the trouble with this place…..some bastards have been talking too much”.

Er quite. Apologies for the industrial language.

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The FitzjamesHorse Guide To Truth And Reconciliation

I am a skeptic about Confict Resolution.

My basic premise is that our Conflict was not resolved. We deliberately chose vagueness……”creative ambiguity” was the catchphrase. I always believed it to be a very dodgy concept. Even more dodgy when having spent a lot of time being extremely creative about ambiguity……we are asked to be clear about things.

Frankly we cant handle the Truth. We dont deserve it. We dont need it. The Conflict Resolution “industry” is driven by outsiders and professionals. We cannot have a South African-style Truth Commission because that was a resolved conflict.

We buried Truth. Exhuming it will do no good.

The time for healing hands was three decades ago. The time for a group hug was three decades ago. We are told that people need a voice……especially victims. Well the Victims and ordinary people on the Falls Road, Shankill Road, the Bogside and the Waterside always had a voice. They…we…….screamed as loudly as we could scream. Nobody listened. Nobody that mattered.

Several months ago, I was at an event in the Black Box in Belfast. Organised by Platform for Change, it featured performances from a group of women including a woman widowed when the IRA murdered her husband. It was very moving but I learned nothing…..but one by one members of the audience from the leafier suburbs spoke “I never knew about this sort of thing”. Shame on them! Conflict Resolution does not exist to make victims feel better …….it exists to make the middle class feel better. At best it does no good or bad. At worst it is voyeristic.

What we are left with is a set of anecdotes. My children know them all. ….well they know all of mine. Someone should write a play and call it “The Troubles According to My Da”. Opps Martin Lynch has already done that.

But taking (say) Jean McConville. Dont we know the truth? Allegations are mumbled against a leading member of Sinn Féin? But the first time a vote was ever cast for Sinn Fein in West Belfast, wasnt more (rather than less) known about a lot of things. West Belfast endorsed Sinn Féin. No new allegation can damage Sinn Féin.

The British certainly dont want the Truth to emerge.

Nor do the unionists who call for Truth because thats just more creative ambiguity. If the “truth” ever did emerge about a lot of stuff in Belfast, Derry and Crossmaglen….unionists would have to disengage from the entire process. And thats the last thing they want.

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Bloody Friday July 1972

“Bloody Friday” was a series of bombings which took place on 21st July 1972. Before talking about the specific event, I want to point out that this was one of a series of traumatic events in the twelve months from August 1971 to July 1972.

Traumatic events….but also a kinda learning curve for me. Personally traumatic too I think. Events that shaped my life or warped my life (depending on how you view me).

Despite the outbreak of the Troubles in 1969 (or if you prefer 1966), the Falls Road Curfew and the Battle of St Matthews (summer 1970) and the killing of the first British soldier, Robert Curtis in early 1971, there was an element of phoney war about those early years. In West Belfast, the Provisional Irish Republican Army openly drilled. The names of the leaders and the structure of the organisation was well known, published even by the Sunday Times “Insight” Team.

But the element of the “phoney” disappeared with the Internment (9th August 1971) and the Ballymurphy Massacre. I declare an interest. I lived in the Greater Ballymurphy Area. I was 19 years old and a student. There was actually a prequel to the Internment Day. About two miles away at Springfield Road RUC station, a builder from South Armagh was killed…shot dead by a Paratrooper as his car allegedly backfired.

The actual Internment Day (a Monday) began around 4.30am with the banging of dustbin lids, the traditional warning for Army and Police raids and from the corner of our road, I could see Army trucks speeding past. Rumours quickly spread about the rough treatment and that so many aged and infirm people were “lifted”. For most of the day there was absolutely no sightings of British Army. The only activity seemed to be certain men moving about in cars. Later that evening a massive gun battle began. Fr Hugh Mullan one of our local priests was killed overnight. He had celebrated the Sunday Mass I had attended the previous day.

The actual gun battle was between the local Provos and the British Army, aided and abetted by the UVF in Springmartin. People much closer to the action than me ….but who I believe…..claim that Protestant civilians were allowed to attack Catholic homes in Springfield Park as the Army drove back Catholics. There is a certain logic to this …….the Brits were not going to open two fronts.

Of course this event would subsequently become known as the Ballymurphy Massacre. At the time, it was claimed that every person killed by the British over that two day period before they re-occupied the area by coming down the mountain…..was a gunman. In the context of admissions and enquiries in recent years (Bloody Sunday and McGurks) there is I think a tacit acceptance that several of the eleven  civilians were murdered…..at this point there is no public admission.

McGurks Bar…..4th December 1971…I was actually in County Kildare at the time. Fifteen Catholics died in an explosion in a bar at North Queen Street, probably five miles from my home. The BBC and official British papers reported that it wasa Provisional IRA bomb which had gone off prematurely. The voice-less Catholics from the New Lodge Road area claimed it was a loyalist bomb. To us all….the latter was much more likely.

Almost forty years after the event the British admitted the truth. It was a loyalist bomb and the Police and Army knew it at the time. Lies. Lies. Lies.

I was home when Bloody Sunday in Derry  happened (30th January 1972). The events of that day are of course well known and finally accepted that fourteen people were murdered by Paratroopers. The same guys who had been involved in Ballymurphy some months before. Lies. Lies. Lies.

From this arc of events, I was originally tempted to leave out the Abercorn Bombing….the restaurant in central Belfast. Arguably I should have been more traumatised by this than any other event of that twelve-month period……..as I had walked past it just a few minutes previously. I was still in the city centre, heard the blast and saw the glass fall from several storefronts. I really dont know why that one (Saturday 4th March 1972) does not register ……..was it “only” because two people died? was it because of the near certainty that it was carried out by the Provos? They still deny it to this day but there is a tacit acceptance that they were responsible.

Saturday 13th May 1972…Kellys Bar. At the top of the Whiterock Road, less than 200 metres from my home. Bomb kills two or three people. We lose a window in our house. My mother was actually out shopping but is safe. I went out to look for her. Just as we arrive thru the door, the shooting starts and goes on all day. The UVF have positions in Springmartin and their snipers have been lying in wait and open up on the rescuers. The Provos and even the Stickies shoot back. And the British join in…………and ignore the UVF snipers. Indeed they collude. It is overt. And even that has recently been confirmed by the UVF.

21st July 1972. I attended an interview that afternoon for a temporary job at Dundonald House in the Stormont Estate. Seventh Floor. A bomb went off. I was in a waiting room with a panoramic view of Belfast City Centre. The people waiting hear a dull thud. A plume of black smoke rises. Another bomb goes off and another plume of smoke. I suppose Wikipedia has the complete record of those bombs…….Oxford Street Bus Station, York Road Railway Station….

As it turned out the interviews were cancelled and we were all advised to go home but the problem was that there was no bus service. No bus to take me (say) four miles down the Newtownards Road into Belfast City Centre. It seemed that I might be left to fend for myself until one kindly civil servant volunteered a colleague to take me into town.

The journey into town was uncomfortable. Vlearly the driver and his regular passenger did not want to engage with me in any way. From the city centre I walked another four miles home. It was really only then that the scale of the bombings was known. On this occasion that there was no doubt that the IRA was responsible. Claims that they had given warnings rang hollow.

And just ten days later (31st July) it all happened again in Claudy, Co Derry. Another nine dead to add to the nine on Belfast’s Bloody Friday. What geometric term do I use……an arc of six events, a learning curve, or coming full circle. The Phoney War was long over. We were now all passive. The IRA were the lest likely of three groups to kill me. The Brits not as likely as the UVF/UDA. And basically most people sat it all out for years. And we all found our own way out.

Actually the story of Bloody Friday is best told thru Drama than News. The 1981 Drama “Nailed” stars veteran Norn Iron actor, Colin Blakely as an RUC man, under cover in a holding cell with a young IRA suspect played by Liam Neeson. The entire play is set in the cell with a young Colm Meaney making occasional appearances as the RUC custody officer. Blakeley tries to get the suspect to confess by acting himself as an IRA man…….but realises that Neeson is not guilty of any crime when Neeson recalls Bloody Friday. At one time he might have become involved in violence due to the experiences he had had before Bloody Friday but his mind was re-directed from violence when he saw RUC officers shovelling the remains of a body into a rubbish bag at Oxford Street Bus Station. Of course this resonates with Blakely…..who was one of those officers. Blakeley was hardened by the experience. Neeson softened.

That image is as engraved on my mind as it was on the fictional mind of Liam Neeson

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Burning Polish Flags

We should of course be outraged that flags of Poland were burned on “Orange” bonfires. Also it is outrageous that election posters of SDLP candidate Magdalena Wolska were burned in East Belfast. I declare a double interest. I am not only a SDLP member but Magdalena is a friend of mine. And quite simply a lovely person.

 “Respectable” voices in Orangeism and Unionism have condemned this. So has the Polish community, which numbers about 30,000 here in Norn Iron. So of course have SDLP thru Cllr Clare Hanna, the Party’s International Secretary. But the worst aspects of Orange and Loyalist culture……so-called culture……is fascist, racist, sectarian and xenophobic.

If the BBC Norn Iron reports this as racist…….and it clearly is racist…..where has BBC Norn Iron been for several decades. Have they not noticed Irish flags on top of bonfires? Have they not noticed Catholic symbols on bonfires?

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An Féile…Then And Now

Small acorns and mighty trees and all that.

The First Anniversary of Internment (which happened in 1971) was marked by rioting and probably death destruction and injury….in West Belfast. Thats how it was and probably the second and third anniversaries.

The West Belfast Festival…..an Féile…..is linked to that time. Sometime around the mid 1970s, someone had the bright idea that Music and Sport would be better ways of marking the Internment Week….being run over and crushed by a British Army Saracen Armoured Car is….counter-productive.

I am not exactly sure that people actually knew they were taking part in a Festival. I was around 23 or 24 at the time. And a football (soccer) tournament at St Aidans School was one of the events. Teams from the Greater Ballymurphy area. I played on one of the teams. Our best player was wearing a “real” Sunderland kit…….he was a priest from Sunderland who had been to school with the Sunderland goalkeeper Jimmy Montgomery.

Essentially the Festival in its early years was all about keeping youths from West Belfast off the streets and out of prison cells and out of Milltown Cemetry.

Of course in the 1980s I was out of Belfast……but as the Festival developed, it got the reputation of being a “Provo” event. Of course being so labelled almost ensures that it became a Provo event….as respectable people stayed away and the usual suspects…….ex-prisoners and the like re-doubled their efforts to put their stamp on it.

Around the time of the Good Friday Agreement it became more “cool”……part of the whole Peace Dividend thing. Not unusual to walk along the Falls Road and come accross some Basques, ANC people and Palestinians or get socialist comedian Jeremy Hardy’s autograph.

Yet I would have resisted it being labelled “Provo” even if one of the leading 1990s organisers would become a senior Sinn Féin figure…..Caitriona Ruane. The growing respectability was reflected in the venues as the entire Falls Road was utilised…..Falls Park, Beechmount Leisure Centre, St Marys University College and Clonard Monastery ….as likely to host an event than an Cultúrlann or the Felons Club. Academics from Queens University vied to get an invite. So did BBC, UTV and media types. So did unionists.

Of course there is an element of left-wing political correctness about it all. Im not complaining of course. I am a left-wing politically correct kinda guy. I realise that there is an element of worthiness about it all. Lets hear from some women…..they have no voice. Women have been shouting that at me for years.

Reading the programme for the 2012 Féile…..bi-lingual of course (and probably there is a version on re-cycled paper somewhere)….I am struck by the appearance of DUP hard man Jonathan Bell MLA….junior Minister at the Office of First Minister Peter Robinson. An odd choice….as nothing in Bell’s record (he was a councillor in Craigavon but is now MLA for Strangford) suggests any affinity with Catholics, nationalists republicans or feminists.

Not an easy figure for an Féile people to put alongside the Basques, ANC, Palestinians or Jeremy Hardy. So what exactly is that all about? And what is a talk by loyalists ex-prisoners going to achieve?

Rightly or wrongly…..Sinn Féin claim a connexion to other leftist revolutionary movements….ETA, ANC, PLO………but are they actually doing themselves any favours by seemingly recognising some kinda parity with fascist militias.

I see it as Sinn Féin moving a further step away from their roots……and a step closer to the one party state with  a green wing and an orange wing about which Mark Durkan has warned.

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The West Wing….Newsroom

I never much cared for The West Wing. It always seemed a “con”. I rarely watched a complete episode but will of course acknowledge the writing and performances are superb…especially Martin Sheen, my favourite actor who is of course one of us.

The United States has an image of itself and it always seemed to me that President Bartlett’s White House was an alternative to President Bush’s White House…..a device where liberals in California could pretend that the better angels of the United States were still in charge.

The simple truth is that the United States would never have elected Bartlett. And Holywood would never have made a programme about George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeldt etc.

The creator/writer of The West Wing has now produced a new series. The Newsroom. I have had to tape the first two episodes. They are longish and worthy of two viewings. Moderate News Anchor Will McAvoy wants to front a “real TV news” programme, deploring the liberal losers and conservative nutters in fairly equal measure.

Although the series only started in USA three weeks ago, the episodes are about news stories from 2010…these  real stories (the BP oil leak in the Gulf and Arizona’s migration laws) have completed their arc which allows a kinda hindsight.

McAvoy is played by Jeff Daniels…..a tour de force, he dominates the screen. Another heavyweight is Sam Watterson playing the veteran Editor in Chief of the News Channel.

Ensemble pieces are always good drama. While the performances are excellent…..with the possible exception of Emily Mortimer as McAvoys Executive Producer and erstwhile lover..the sheer dominance of Jeff Daniels marginalises the rest of the youngish cast.

Episode One has McAvoy ill at ease with his  new young team of producers and bookers and for those of us fascinated by TV News, it was an interesting insight into how a newsroom (albeit fictional) works. Because its Holywood, there is a lot of youthful idealism. The Episode ends with McAvoy, largely won over by his new teams exclusive that the BP story was about a major environmental issue rather than the “search and rescue” mission that the other networks were reporting.

An interesting fact is that one of the minor characters is played by a journalist who worked at MNBC News and she is part of The Newsrooms team of writers. Necessarily the basic eight person ensemble cast…..plus a handful of minor background characters……will be composite characters who will be involved in every drama and news story.

Episode Two……….was not nearly as good as the first. Emily Mortimer’s charachter is unconvincing……hard nosed journalist loses out to soap opera woman with an important job. Even the characters name McKenzie McHale is unconvincing. She has the best lline telling a doubting McAvoy that “what we (the Newsroom lacks in experience, we make up for in lack of experience”.

The “Arizona” story is essentially about the Newsroom getting a presentation wrong. They have booked quacks and lunatics rather than serious contributors to the Arizona Border debate…..and their srew-up is rescued by McAvoy’s on-air professionalism.

So…..is Will Mcavoy……Dan Rather? Or mayber Anderson Cooper? Or Ted Koppel?

The opening titles feature American news anchors from the 1950s. One is Walter Cronkite and the footage is where he takes off his glasses to announce the death of President Kennedy is used. Uncle Walter, the man all Americans trusted. Reference is made to Ed Murrow and Walter Cronkite. And the not-so-subtle infrence is that America needs a Walter Cronkite….now.

Will McAvoy is to Journalism what Josh Bartlett was to Politics…..the person USA (or at least Hollywood) wants but cannot have.

McAvoys character….his public character at least is professional to the point of rudeness….exaggerated rudeness. But of course he will be redeemed by his idealistic young producers. A man who has admitted voting for both of Americas Parties at Election, the series arc will clearly show Will McAvoy re-discover his idealism.

The next episode will feature the 2010 Congressional Elections. And future episodes will feature the Arab Spring and budget cuts in Winsconsin and the Japanese nuclear power station disaster.

But……perhaps an episode featuring Palestine-Israel would be……too……divisive.

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Féile 2012

An Féile 2012 programme is announced. Mary Black in concert looks good. There is also a Beach Boys Tribute Band………….maybe those nice young men from the Conway Volunteer Band can learn the words of “Sloop John B”.

Some worthy talks on the Holocaust and the Basques. Obligatory Womens Suffrage Discussion with Margaret Ward and Myrtle Hill. Eamonn McCann, Tom Hartley and Myrtle Hill will be talking about the Ulster Covenant.

Loyalist ex-prisoners will be talking about the Loyalist Experience of Long Kesh at St Marys College in the heart of the Falls Road. Doreen Lawrence, mother of murdered black Londoner, Stephen Lawrence will be talking about her fight for Justice.

Low point is the risible Stephen Nolan…….our very own Alan Partridge ……hosts an event “Belfast Youth Talks Back”. For grown-ups a real journalist Yvette Shapiro hosts “West Belfast Talks Back” with Gerry Kelly MLA and George Galloway MP.

This year An Féile has some great events…….some “worthy” rather than “interesting” but two things. Big Clash with Olympics. And as someone who actually participated in the first Feile before it was actually An Féile as it is today……I am a little concerned that broadening the events into Belfast generally has taken away from the original purpose of An Féile……a non-violent and cultural alternative to the annual August protests over Internment.

It has dare I say got just a little too big……..a little too “international”.

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Twenty Twelve

The first series of Twenty Twelve………a comedy about the Olympic Games in London was excellent. The current series is even better. The English have an ability to laugh at themselves and glory in the fact that they tend to muddle thru.

The format of Twenty Twelve is a spoof fly-on-the-wall documentary …..voiced by David Tennant….following a fictional London Organising Committee. The excellent Hugh Bonneville plays the long suffering Head of the Organisation struggling with the media-speak and business-speak of his senior advisors. Legacy, Sustainability, Publicity, Security….all looked at with a satirical eye. The programme makers have had a lot of co-operation from the real life Olympic organisers……..”Lord” Seb Coe good naturedly allows himself to be sent up.

Yet looking at the latest episode….and the appearance of G4S Chief Executive at the House of Commons Home Affairs Committee………it is obvious that Life is now imitating Art. The organisation of these Games looks to be a complete shambles.

BBC seems to have a choice between Sport and News…..the Sports narrative seems to be that this is the greatest show on earth. The News is more nuanced………yes a great national occasion but increasingly the focus has to be on the downside.

London narrowly “won” the Games. Defeated Paris. And as the crowds celebrated…appropriately perhaps in Trafalgar Square, I got the impression that this was really all the English public needed. Defeating France. Of course that was on 6th July 2005…….and a lot of that euphoria disappeared within 24 hours when the London Underground was attacked and several people killed. It was then obvious that the Olympics would be a major security headache.

And within three years, the world economy had collapsed making vanity projects such as staging the Olympics an unwelcome expense. The greatest fiasco since Springfield built the monorail…….to spite Shebyville and Ogdenville.

Of course it is the nature of these things that costs spiral out of control…..and true to form the Olympic bill kept rising. My neice and her hubby live naer the equestrian venue in Greenwich and their lives are so disrupted that they are going off to see Mickey and Minnie Mouse in USA for the duration.

Anti-aircraft missiles are deployed on council block roofs in East London. Ticketing has been a fiasco. Taxi drivers block Westminster to protest about potential lost earnings because of “Olympic Lanes”. A man who earns £800,000 per year represents G4S before the House of Commons. His firm screwed up recruiting security staff at £8.50 per hour……not enough staff. The wage bill would have been £10million. The contract was worth £500 million. Go figure!.

The British Army, including many just home from Afghanistan …with a P45 in their kit bag……as the British down-size their forces……are re-deployed to fill the gaps left by the shortage of security staff. And Police (also with the threat of being downsized as their work is re-assigned to the private sector……G4S) are re-deployed also. Leave is cancelled.

Potential public disorder as it seems possible the rioters and looters from Summer 2011 will not miss an opportunity.

Public Pride could turn to Public Anger. Indeed Public Pride has been cynically used by the organisers. Athletes at Heathrow are being met by volunteers….including many pensioners, smartly uniformed……who want to be part of it all……a great national occasion. But they are unpaid.

G4S will have staff out there earning £8.50 an hour.

But further up the food chain, a lot of people will make a lot of money.

And there is a lot of money to be made. Athletes have seized the once in a lifetime opportunity of a “home” games t get just about every advertising contract possible. Even the Fabreze Fabric Freshener has an appearance from the wrestlers from Azerbaijan……..their socks smelling of strawberries (we are told).

Of course the greatest danger is Terrorism. Hopefully not. But if these Games do not produce the medals…..the British Public will be asking questions. Awkward questions.

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