Don’t PSNI Ever Talk To Each Other?

Now here is an odd thing. The PSNI are seemingly not very sure who is behind all this rioting. There MIGHT be paramilitary involvement. Yet the Police Federation which representhe police officers states openly that the UVF is involved.

It might be a good idea if the PSNI spoke to their own officers.

It is political policing. The senior PSNI people cannot state publicly what their rank and file officers know. They appear to be acting on Directives from the Stormont Ezecutive and/or the Norn Iron Office. We have had too much of the good narrative….time to ditch the MTV narrative, the Titanic narrative, the City of Culture narrative. Time to GET REAL.

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No……Not An Attack On Democracy

I never really get the rhetoric that this “is an attack on Democracy”. Democracy is an abstract kinda thing.

When politicians refer to attacks on Democracy, they are unwittingly detracting from the fact that violence is directed against PEOPLE….flesh and blood people with real feelings. Nothing abstract about that.

We have seen the Violence…fleg related……for five weeks now. But today it stopped being …….abstract. For me.

The home of Claire Hanna, SDLP Councillor in South Belfast was attacked last night. She, hubby and baby were not at home at the time. But it is shocking. Claire has consistently raised her head above the parapet and sought to be involved in the community. She is an obviously DECENT person. As is Donal her hubby.

Claire is the daughter of Carmel Hanna, former SDLP MLA in South Belfast and of Eamonn Hanna, SDLP longstanding member. She herself stood for SDLP in Strangford in 2010 Westminster Elections. She won a seat to the City Council in 2011 and has served as SDLPs International Secretary.

She has always been extremely nice to me. Even at our first meeting Freshers Bazaar at Queens University in September 2005, whe she was on the SDLP stall. I was in my “Sinn Féin” voting phase then and she was extremely tolerant of me.

Ironically, her hubby was the first SDLP person who discovered the identity of “Fitzjames Horse”. He was taking some photographs at a fringe meeting at the 2010 SDLP Conference at the Ramada Hotel……and tried to take a photograph of me when I was asking a question and I jokingly said “no photographs please I am an international man of mystery………and I blog”.

Later he asked me if I would mind telling him my identity and I said that I did some stuff on Slugger O’Toole under the name of “Fitzjames Horse”. He immediately extended his hand and said “you write some great stuff”.

It was a simple thing. And a decent thing. Typical of the guy. It was the first encouragement I got….as a blogger…from any SDLP source. And it means as much today as it did in November 2010.

So the attack on them is not on nameless faceless strangers. The attack is on real people with real feelings.

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Pomp And Circumstance

A House divided?

On Slugger O’Toole…Brian Walker takes a swipe at the BBC for unionist bias (I know!!! I know!!!!) in their treatment of that whole Martin McGuinness resignation story…the resignation being deemed less important than the arcane procedures whereby an ardent republican “is appointed” to a non-existant office by Mrs Windsor. Yet it is hard not to think that Walker is indirectly rebuking Sheldon and Alan for the prominence they gave to it in their own Slugger stories.

On the one hand we have Sheldon and Alan and on the other hand we have Walker. And Mick trying to steer a middle ground. Great stuff!.

But I was actually thinking that as every student knows….the monarchy does not look good when a light is shone upon it. It loses mystique. Likewise these parliamentary customs.

Those of us of a certain vintage will remember “The Chiltern Hundreds”, a 1950s drama….ironically written by William Douglas-Home….which is a farce about parliamentary procedure. Stewardship of the Chiltern Hundreds is one of those offices that disqualifies the steward from Parliament.

We can also vaguely remember ……Viscount Stansgate….a young hereditary peer who was a socialist and wanted to resign the peerage as he preferred to be in the House of Commons. After a constitutional law case the right was established. Well done Viscount Stansgate!…….or Tony Benn as we now know and love him.

Of course Alec Doughlas-Home (brother??? of the author of The Chiltern Hundreds) and Quintin Hogg benefitted from this “right”.

When the Law……….and/or parliamentary custom and convention becomes an ass, then the Law (and custom and convention) is changed and to this extent Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness are to be congratulated on making the British look like eejits. Thats an important role for republicans.

As I have stipulated, I am entirely neutral on the issue of taking seats at Westminster. The much more important issue is that nationalists/republicans have a choice at election time.

The combined voting strength of nationalism is about 42%. The object of the exercise is to increase it.

If Sinn Féin decided to take Westminster seats, its likely that they would lose some of its core voters……to the dissidents and refusniks. If SDLP decided to abstain from Westminster, it would lose some of its core voters to “letsgetalongerism”. There is no way that the two parties would have a voting strength of 42% if BOTH attended Westminster or if BOTH boycotted.

In my estimation …..there must always be a choice for nationalist voters. Firstly it is good for Democracy itself. But secondly it is a strength, not a weakness.

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21st Century Disaster Ahead???

Here’s a cheery thought. For two successive nights, I watched a two part made for (British)TV disaster movie. Called “Flood”, it had a pretty good cast….Robert Carlyle, David Suchet and Tom Courtenay….yet bop or special effects and probably a plot which was too over-the-top …even for a disaster movie. In the movie, 200,000 die….seemingly without much panic when Londwas is hit by the perfect storm of high tide and rain. The movie would actually have been more effective if only 15,000 had died.

Still it got me thinking that there is probably a once-in-century disaster out there with our name on it. Basically when this century ends, there will be some big headline chapters in the 21st century history books.

We already have regional wars…Iraq, Afghanistan….but surely there are other regional conflicts out there which could get extremely nasty….obviously IsraelPalestine but Pakistan-India, Korea-China-Japan are just some conflicts that could go nuclear.

Is it far fetched? I am a child of the 1960s. I remember the Berlin Wall getting built and I can remember (I was ten years old) the Cuban Missisle Crisis. Seems a bit hard to believe now but in the 1960s and 1970s we really did believe we were on the Eve of Destruction. In summer of 1980, I spent ten nights in Moscow and I remember one night when it crossed my mind that if nuclear war did break out, I was in the wrong place. I laugh at it now but when you can’t get to sleep in a hotel room in Moscow, strange things come into your head.

Certainly the Cold War was thawing but looking at old Brezhnev thru a pair of binoculars at the Olympic Opening Ceremony remains one of the strangest moments in my life. Certainly the first ten years of the Troubles was spent against a background where we all thought we would die in a nuclear winter anyway….certainly 1979 seemed safer (in Cold War terms) than 1970. But I think….locally….we tend to ignore the global context. Americans, Russians….all to some extent thought that we would all…..accidentally…..stumble into a global nuclear war.

The fact that the threat ended has made us….I think….a little over-confident that it will now never happen at all.

I think we are lucky….living where we do. If Britain is ever involved in a real war….unionists will be lining up to get Irish passports because frankly the North Koreans, Iranians and Pakistanis couldn’t care less about us. And even if Europe breaks apart in conflict between North and South then we still won’t be on the front line.

I just cannot see that we (and I know I am too old to see it) go thru a century when the very existence of European states will not be threatened.

We are much too parochial. We are not exactly masters of our own fate. Just weeks ago, people were talking about unionist outreach and now it is in tatters as much as the British Flag on a Sandy Row lamppost.

The carefully stage-managed Decade of Centenaries fell at the first hurdle….the whole shared history nonsense did not get past the Covenant March. And perhaps it is time to think…not of contrived local Decade of Centenaries and start to look at a Centenary of Decades in a global way….there are potential wars out there which could make Norn Iron a sideshow.

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Cats Are Like Comets?

I am not a big fan of Astrology……..well I am a typical Taurus I guess…….so I rarely read the Astrology threads on rival websites.

Yet I was struck by the recent headline on Slugger O’Toole that “Comets are like Cats” (having tails).

I know little of Comets. Russell Grant rarely mentions them. But I know a lot about Cats. And it seems that the observation that they have tails is a generalisation.

MANX CATS do not have tails. Logically this means that MANX COMETS dont have tails.

Case closed.

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The Metro-Textual

Having failed miserably to get “letsgetalongerism” and “the political overclass” into the Oxford English Dictionary, I am trying again with……..”Metro-Textual”. I hope it is original.

What is a Metro-Textual????

Well ……..let me put it this way. Being a political anorak and blogger is a lonely and difficult business. And frankly a bit tedious (as anyone who has read my stuff can testify).

But the tedium of being a blogger is relieved by looking at Twitter and Facebook and watching the Metro-Textuals at play. As a Blogger, I look on Metro-Textuals….in the same way I as a 60 year old Toy Soldier Collector looks at Dungeons and Dragons. It looks like fun……but I am a bit too old to start getting interested.

The Metro-Textual considers himself…….and herself as politically involved. …in much the same way that a fat man (or woman) considers themselves involved in Football because they wear a replica shirt. They are of course deluding themselves.

Friending Mark Durkan on Facebook (he has 4,608 friends already) and following Mark Devenport on Twitter (8,790 already) does NOT constitute political involvement.

It is merely one step up from swapping Panini Premiership stickers in the school playground. And this must make for great conversations in the school playground….(QUB Politics Society ?) of the Metro-Textuals.

“Oh my God….oh my God….Ken Reid (9,875 followers) just re-tweeted my tweet about Everton”

“Thats nothing………Naomi Long (4,273 friends) just wished me a happy birthday on Facebook”.

So who exactly is the Metro-Textual. Well……….political professionals and staffers certainly, journalists, trade unionists, politics students, Stratagem interns, lobbyists, charity and campaign activists and anyone who has ever had a vol au vent in the Long Gallery at Stormont. In other words not actually political activists at all…(only a small proportion could handle a Disability Living Allowance claim for a REAL person)…..they are networkers hoping for a little advancement.

Eveidence of this is that their choice of Friends/Followers is rather “wide”. Working for or membership of Sinn Féin, Alliance, UUP, SDLP, DUP……..they find kindred souls in other parties.

Where do they live? Well Tinternet means that technically they can live anywhere but the natural habitat is South Belfast, Queens University, East Belfast and North Down. And any coffee shop in the Cathedral Quarter that has an internet connexion.

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Annual Report Card

I did not know that WORDPRESS sent out an annual report. I do not recall this from last year, possibly because it was hardly worthwhile . In the period August 2011-January 2011, I  would have been lucky to get twenty views in a day.

To be honest, I think I was more concerned with WRITING stuff than being READ. I tended to use this blog as a journal.

Things have changed a lot in 2012. I have some other Internet incarnations. Politics is only one of my interests. I type with two fingers…..or this stylus tapping on the iPad. I bought the iPad in June and it took me three months to open the box. I am a blogger who is actually a technophobe.

The way the Blog has worked out is that it has coasted along and then been given boosts, by for example Mick over on Slugger linked to my blogs on Capital Assets Transfer and fair play to him on each occasion he has done so, then the Blog has reached a new record and then fallen back to coast along at a new higher level.

Looking at BangorDub’s and An Sionnach Fionn’s blogs on their own Annual Reports, they get a lot more views than I do. Periodic boosts, notably and ironically from Mick at Slugger has given me an average of 700 views per day in the first two weeks of December. That is the “high” I take into 2013. There is I think an optimum number. When the Flegs issue was at its height, I could barely cope. I am after all a one-man-band.

Yet reading An Sionnach’s blog yesterday and going thru the links he posted….and by the way, I am not good with posting links, it is obvious that I don’t pay enough attention to other blogs. In part this BLOG is highly personal….nationalist,republican and socialist but leaning….in January 2013 to the SDLP.There would be little point in me getting comments from the massed ranks of DUP,UUP and TUV voters. That would be too hostile an environment. For me this blog works best when it is teasing out nuances in the nationalist family. The core contributors to this blog are on that same page.

Which brings up a bigger question. Yesterday An Sionnach brought up the old phrase…web ring….a genuine blast from the past. I recall some years ago that I had a small blog and I actually tried to join a Norn Iron web ring….not as easy as it sounds because I had to submit a 200 word application.

I gave up after about 120 words. Too much like a cartel for my tastes. an Sionnach described me as an independently minded SDLP member. I think there are good historic reasons for that. I am rooted in the 1970s and have a voting record 1993-2009 voting Sinn Feèin and also fair to say that I have little SDLP baggage as I’m not seen as close to any individual or groups for thirty years. As of today I am TECHNICALLY not a member of SDLP….as I have not got round to renewing my subscription. Which does at least raise the academic question of whether I would be more effective For the SDLP if I was outside the Party.

It is an interesting point because thru my own choice I am not actually a member of a SDLP branch. I don’t think that local politics is my forte and I think it is also unfair to branch members to have an active blogger in their ranks. And that raises another question of how I can better serve SDLP inside or outside its party structure. I have of course joked in the past that the surest way of having SDLP ignore you is to actually join the SDLP. There is something deep in the SDLP DNA which is totally at ease listening to Davey Adams and Duncan Morrow while taking the actual membership for granted. At least that was my belief at the 2010 SDLP Conference. There were welcome indications at the 2012 Conference that the SDLP is now prepared to listen to its own members and supporters rather than be complimented by assorted letsgetalongerists who would never vote SDLP anyway.

I do not know if SDLP has a strategy on Blogging. Any discussions I have had have not really developed beyond “that sounds like a good idea”. Isolated as I am, I dont know if SDLP is actually missing a trick here or if one lone eccentric SDLP (unauthorised!) SDLP voice is enough. Certainly most SDLP dont seem interested in the blogosphere and I am tempted to say they are right……bloggers are little more than anoraks confined to South Belfast/East Belfast and North Down with little knowledge of how to get to West Tyrone.

Is there room for a loose federation of pan-nationalist bloggers to present the Sinn Féin/SDLP case to combat the pan-letsgetalongerism of a nameless discussion board and the over-friendly twitterati of the Metrotextual?

 

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Roll On 2014!

Its 31st December 2012 and I am bored with 2013 already.

Considering taking bets on how many times Dimbleby gets to say “UK City of Culture” and Sheldon gets to say “Londonderry” in the next twelve months.

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Nothing LIke A Dame

It is hard to think of the title”Dame” without thinking Widow Twanky and Mother Goose…especially in pantomime season. So the elevation of Margaret Beckett, the Foreign Secretary whoop could not quite bring herself to condemn Israel on one of their most murderous adventures into Gaza is as likely to go down better in Tel Aviv as it will in Beckett’s Derbyshire constituency.

And I suppose that legendary MIddle East Peace Envoy…..how’s that going?….Tony B Liar will be congratulating Margaret.

This is the British Labour Party…….the Party that assorted members of the “too posh to vote for SDLP” over class want to see set up shop here.

Lovely people.

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“No…I Am The Steward of the Manor of Northstead”

I am entirely neutral on the issue of “abstention” at Westminster. I voted Sinn Féin from 1993-2009 so it would hardly have bothered me if the Sinn Féin candidate had won and refused to take his/her seat.

And I have SDLP for over twenty years before 1993 and from 2009. It doesnt bother me that they take their seats at Westminster.

Indeed it is useful to have a foothold there. And useful for “nationalism” to be detached from Westminster. And lets be frank, SDLP has a reasonably minimalist approach to the whole Westminster nonsense.

Would it be reasonable to assume that John Hume, Seamas Mallon, Joe Hendron, Eddie McGrady (certainly) and Bríd Rodgers (probably) have been offered peerages but have remained true to nationalist, republican and socialist principles. And indeed democratic principles. It seems reasonable enough to seek a democratic mandate and act on it and then gracefully retire when defeated at the polls, rather than take part in the undemocratic nonsense of the House of “Lords”.

We can overlook Gerry Fitt. Yes he was a “Lord”. But he was effectively hounded out of Belfast, lived around the corner from Westminster and had little in the way of “means” and was surely entitled to earn a few extra coppers. Besides he had already left the SDLP and turned his back on nationalism.

Understandably its the agenda of “letsgetalongerism” (take a bow Slugger scribes and backers) to take out the SDLP. And rather obviously it isnt working. The balance of probability is that at the next Westminster election, SDLP will retain at least two seats. And the balance of probability is that Naomi Long will (hopefully) lose East Belfast. It is important that SDLP tries to neutralise SF “numbers” and publicity in Stormont. And likewise the Alliance Party’s Executive strength.

At worst……..I would ask fellow republicans who are dismissive of the SDLP to consider that the SDLP provides a buffer between SFs brand of republicanism (for which I happily voted for about fifteen years) and the unionist-lite, so called liberal unionist agenda of the Alliance Party.

Consider the fact that the combined nationalist/republican vote in 2010 and 2011 was 41% and 42% ……and just what that figure would be if SDLP imploded. Hence the vehement hostility to SDLP from the “letsgetalongerists”.

Rather obviously Sinn Féin shows complete contempt for Westminster by refusing to take their seats…….but drawing expenses. Good luck to them. People voted for them to do just that. Less obviously the SDLP shows a degree of contempt with its minimalist approach. Consider the praise Dimbleby-Walker would lavish on SDLP if a peerage had been accepted over the weekend. “mature, sensible decision” blah blah blah.

So there is an irony……indeed hypocrisy about the weekend’s Slugger approach to the Great Steward of Northstead Scandal. They cry crocodile tears for the “disenfranchised” Sinn Féin voters……..and tut tut into their lattés in Cathedral Quarter coffee shops about the lack of respect Sinn Féin is showing to Mrs Windsor and all. Then curiously when Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness do something “adult” and send in a letter of resignation……………..and it is interpreted by Commons authorities as a request Mrs Windsor for a paid employment under the “Crown”………the Sluggerites find it amusing that SF is showing too much respect to their beloved sovreign.

But the thought strikes me that Sinn Féin is actually missing a trick here………..an opportunity to show even more contempt to Westminster. Lets say Paul Maskey resigned his Westminster seat….oops I mean applied for “paid office under the Crown”. Ho Ho Ho. Much amusement on Slugger. But the Sinn Féin nominee would win West Belfast.

And in three months time Maskey’s successor could resign. Hmm maybe not so much amusement for Sheldon, Dimbleby and Mick. Because that whole process could just go on and on. Subject of course to the laws of diminishing returns but in West Tyrone, Armagh-Newry, Mid Ulster and West Belfast, there is certainly an ooportunity to show contempt.

I know I am inept with Tinternet. But it seems easier to resign from the House of Commons than it does to “resign” from Slugger O’Toole. Quite possibly there is something in the small print on how to close a Slugger account. But I have missed it.

What exactly is the procedure? Does anyone know?

Please dont tell me I have to apply for a job at Stratagem.

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