My campaign to form a new political party and have eight MLAs elected to the Stormont Assembly received a boost today when I received the gift of some CHOCOLATE MONEY.
Yes that’s right…….chocolate money…..innocent money…….Quaker money (Cadbury’s are Quakers too arent they?).
I must be frank…….I would rather have had £97,000 over a period of four years. Thats what the Alliance Party got from Rowntree…..but I suppose I should be grateful and make the most of it before Mrs FitzjamesHorse puts the money on the Christmas tree.

You should be able to get your new party a spot on UTV Mr Fitz. The NI Conservatives seem to have no problem, obviously due to their overwhelming electoral support 😉